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  • 'W Ketchup' touted as Heinz Alternative

    06/24/2004 6:42:00 PM PDT · 24 of 29
    repub_in_pa to 1rudeboy
    Check out Bush Country Ketchup too. Bush Country Ketchup They were around first and I kind of like the bottle better. Founded by two young conservatives, one is a staffer on the Hill fighting the Dems everyday. I know th eother one from Pennsylvania.
  • A COnservative Alternative? Pretty Funny.

    06/15/2004 12:58:00 PM PDT · 1 of 8
    repub_in_pa
    Top Ten Reasons to Buy Bush Country Ketchup

    10. The gourmet recipe is specially formulated for conservative taste buds and is perfect for your freedom fries and burgers. In fact, it tastes so good, it may even help win over some converts or awaken dormant conservatives!

    9. Bush Country is our country. What better way to show your support for the President and opposition to John Kerry at summer BBQs than by proudly using and enjoying Bush Country Ketchup?

    8. With its handsome labeling, this bottle will look as great on a bookshelf as it will on your refrigerator shelf.

    7. By using Bush Country instead of a popular store bought ketchup, you might put a dent in the left-wing coffers of John Kerry and Teresa Heinz.

    6. Bush Country Ketchup not only tastes great, it also irritates the hell out of liberals who support botox-using John Kerry and Teresa "Left-Wing Ketchup Heiress" Heinz-Kerry

    5. Heinz Corporation claims to be a 'non-partisan' ketchup. We strongly disavow any such claims. We proudly are a 100% partisan condiment.

    4. With a purchase of Bush Country Ketchup, you won't just be showing your support for the President. You'll also show your support for everything we believe in: capitalism, the competitive marketplace, small business and the entrepreneur.

    3. By supporting Bush Country in 2004, we will be able to ''relish" in four more years of W and leave the Democrats in a pickle.

    2. Unlike John Kerry's multiple contradictory positions on NAFTA, Iraq, taxes, defense, foreign policy and marriage, every bottle of Bush Country Ketchup is consistently good.

    1. Who knows, in a few years, it might be worth something on eBay.

  • Bush Country Ketchup

    05/26/2004 10:05:42 PM PDT · 1 of 5
    repub_in_pa
    CONSERVATIVE KETCHUP

    Former college roommates Patrick Spero and Chris Cylke, the latter a Republican staffer on Capitol Hill, are the brains behind "Bush Country Ketchup."

    "While dunking our (french) fries in ketchup a few months ago, we came to a sudden realization," explains one. "With each drop of ketchup we ingested - bottled by a company whose single largest individual shareholder is the wife of Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry - we were indirectly making his wallet fatter."

    So, the pair took out a $5,000 loan in February and are now peddling the President Bush alternative to Heinz - although a bottle of the obviously higher-quality Bush Country Ketchupfetches $5.99, plus $4.99 shipping and handling.

    CONSERVATIVE KETCHUP

    Former college roommates Patrick Spero and Chris Cylke, the latter a Republican staffer on Capitol Hill, are the brains behind "Bush Country Ketchup."

    "While dunking our (french) fries in ketchup a few months ago, we came to a sudden realization," explains one. "With each drop of ketchup we ingested - bottled by a company whose single largest individual shareholder is the wife of Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry - we were indirectly making his wallet fatter."

    So, the pair took out a $5,000 loan in February and are now peddling the President Bush alternative to Heinz - although a bottle of the obviously higher-quality Bush Country Ketchupfetches $5.99, plus $4.99 shipping and handling.

    "Bush Country Ketchup

  • Bush Country Ketchup

    05/26/2004 10:17:09 AM PDT · 1 of 9
    repub_in_pa
    CONSERVATIVE KETCHUP

    Former college roommates Patrick Spero and Chris Cylke, the latter a Republican staffer on Capitol Hill, are the brains behind "Bush Country Ketchup."

    "While dunking our (french) fries in ketchup a few months ago, we came to a sudden realization," explains one. "With each drop of ketchup we ingested - bottled by a company whose single largest individual shareholder is the wife of Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry - we were indirectly making his wallet fatter."

    So, the pair took out a $5,000 loan in February and are now peddling the President Bush alternative to Heinz - although a bottle of the obviously higher-quality Bush ketchup fetches $5.99, plus $4.99 shipping and handling.

    Bush Country Ketchup

  • Washington Times Bush Country Ketchup

    05/10/2004 6:28:06 AM PDT · 3 of 8
    repub_in_pa to DManA
    True, but it doesn;t have a label like that.
  • Washington Times Bush Country Ketchup

    05/10/2004 6:16:37 AM PDT · 1 of 8
    repub_in_pa
    Conservative ketchup Former college roommates Patrick Spero and Chris Cylke, the latter a Republican staffer on Capitol Hill, are the brains behind "Bush Country Ketchup." "While dunking our [french] fries in ketchup a few months ago, we came to a sudden realization," explains one. "With each drop of ketchup we ingested — bottled by a company whose single largest individual shareholder is the wife of Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry — we were indirectly making his wallet fatter." So, the pair took out a $5,000 loan in February and are now peddling the President Bush alternative to Heinz — although a bottle of the obviously higher-quality Bush ketchupfetches $5.99, plus $4.99 shipping and handling.

    Bush Country Ketchup

  • Hilarious - Bush Country Ketchup

    04/30/2004 8:53:45 AM PDT · 16 of 20
    repub_in_pa to cricket
    Well Heinz Corporation has said they are an equal-opportunity condiments, but their chariman and CEO give heavily to Republicans. The corporation has not taken any public position on denouncing kerry or supporting Bush.

    Teresa Heinz still gets close to 20 mill a year in dividends and controls all the Heinz charities, which also are large stock holders in the company.

    Anyway, the label is pretty hilarious. It's not like I am boycotting Heinz or anything but this is too funny.
  • Hilarious - Bush Country Ketchup

    04/29/2004 11:14:26 PM PDT · 10 of 20
    repub_in_pa to glock rocks
    Damn. PayPal is down. I definitely need this for the summer.