Almost done it. Remember State Department last year’s initiative with “Parent 1” and “Parent 2” on the passport applications? Parent 1, Parent 2, Parent 3, 4. This is the road they pave for us:
“Christa and Brad decided to become Parent 1 and Parent 2. Being afraid to pass their imperfectness to their future child, they contracted with a sperm donor Mike, an egg donor Jane, and a surrogate mother, Alex who happened to be Parent 1 of five kids. Contractors agreed to participate at the discount rates if they become subsequently Parent 3, 4 and 1a. All five parents signed the Parents Contract, outlining their roles, responsibilities, and joint custody. Alex concealed from other Parents that she two years ago she became lesbian. On the other side, she concealed from her spouse, Linda, that she became pregnant. Outraged with Alex’s concealment, Linda threatened her with divorce. To make up to Linda, Alex requested on Linda also being included in the list of child’s parents, and after amending the contract, Linda became parent 5. Three months later, Christa and Brad filed for divorce, stating irreconcilable differences. After their three months expedited Nevada divorce became final, Brad married Ashley, promising to her that she will become Parent 1b, but concealed that fact from other Parents. One month after the baby boy was born, Parents 1a, 3, 4 sued Parent 2 for fraudulent concealment of material fact that he added Parent 1b to baby’s boy passport without amending the Parent Contract. At the same time, Parent 1 sued all other Parents over the custody. During the discovery process witness testified that Ashley had a history of drug abuse. The Court removed the baby from the custody of Parent 1b and Parent 2 and put the baby into the temporary custody of Jose Raul and Maria Bianca, who happened to be Parents 1 and 2 of Parent 5. Immediately after they receive the baby in their custody, Jose Raul and Maria Bianca, both of Cuban decent, sold their house in Florida and fled the country with the baby boy and applied for asylum in Cuba. Their distant relatives, Carlos and Leonora Santana, adopted the baby and became his Mom and Dad.
President Obama appealed to the Cuban government for return of the child promising in exchange to re-establish diplomatic relations with Cuba and to provide $1 billion in aid. In response, Cuban parliament granted the baby Cuban citizenship and amended Cuban constitution to forbid use of any gender neutral language in the official documents, including passports, and Fidel Castro in the highly publicized interview warned US about the dangerous evolution of political correctness and promised that Cuba would never abandon traditional family values. President Obama authorized deployment of USS Dwight D. Eisenhower to Cuba, but on the dawn before its departure from Norfolk, the aircraft carrier was hijacked by a twitter coordinated attack of five thousand strong crowd calling themselves “Moms” and “Dads”, who later arrived at Guantanamo base where they were cheered by American men and women in uniform and a huge crowd of Cubans.”