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  • Person of the Week: Michelle Obama (barf)

    01/24/2010 2:07:34 PM PST · 35 of 43
    newsbird to Neverforget01
    It is the Obama media that has to keep the appearance that these two grifters are doing something worth while. And Michelle is out every day in a new outfit blowing a smoke screen so that voters forget the race they lost to Brown.

    Obama looked as foolish as he did in front of the IOC. At least this time MEchelle was kept out of it. Everyone has heard how everything is connected to Michelle too many times already.

    This is just as ridiculous as Bawa Walters naming Michelle the Most Fascinating Person of 2009 or Obama getting the Nobel Peace prize.

  • The Barack Obama Do It Yourself Hawaiian Birth Certificate Kit

    10/06/2009 4:34:25 PM PDT · 6 of 6
    newsbird

    I just returned from a medical conference in Thailand. I heard this unbelievable story which would certainly rock the world and change history - again – if true.

    A Thai doctor told me of a complex surgical procedure in 1971 on a child, and in 1992 operating on the same patient again. He claims the patient is President Obama. He can’t prove anything without Obama’s DNA and all his files were stolen in 1993.

    Why is Obama not able to show his authentic birth certificate? There has been a conspiracy to hide the truth, starting with his birth.

    According to the doctor, Obama’s parents had prayed to all gods for a son who would become THE ONE, the chosen first black president of USA. However, the happy moment when Obama was born, soon turned into a WTF question for his parents: their baby was a girl.

    Dad believed people wouldn’t elect a black female president in his lifetime. So he escaped to Kenya to avoid supporting his 2nd wife in America while his Kenyan wife needed help in Africa.

    Mom named the girl Berry, and raised her as a single parent, with help from her parents, in Hawaii. Berry loved to hula dance and play with cute puppies as a child.

    When Berry turned 6, she moved to Indonesia with her mom and her mom’s 2nd husband. After arrival, mom changed Berry’s name to Barry, and started to dress her as a boy. Mom told Barry about Marxism as bedtime stories. She sent Barry to the best schools and to multiple Toastmasters in Jakarta.

    When Barry turned 10, mom took her to Thailand for a sex change operation. Afterwards, mom sent Barry to Hawaii so that her parents could help with Barry’s transformation in privacy.

    When Barry looked like a skinny boy, mom moved officially back to Hawaii. She renamed Barry as Barack to bless her son. Mom continued to teach him about Marxism while Frank Davis (a communist) was his father figure. Barack listened to Frank’s poetry and advice on his career path.

    Later, Barack graduated from Harvard and married Michelle in 1992. He was successfully following his mom’s plans, but soon a medical crisis required him to visit his Thai doctor. Barack told everyone they would move to Bali for six months so that he could finish writing his book without interruptions.

    While in Bali, Barack visited the Thai doctor because he had developed breasts and had breast cancer. His double mastectomy and chemotherapy cured him. He had written a large part of his book while in Bali with secret help from his pal Bill Ayers.

    After returning to Chicago, the couple decided to have two children by artificial insemination. As the donor they selected the family’s doctor who had delivered Barack in Hawaii. The doctor was Barack’s father’s 1st wife’s 2nd husband’s brother-in-law, basically in Barack’s family tree, and he happened to share the same blood type and a similar appearance with Barack.

    Barack wanted two girls. He was terrified of having a man in his household, and terrified of any “girly things” and “sissy dogs” because these brought back memories of Berry. But Michelle wanted a boy and a girl. After long discussions, they compromised and had two girls.

    In 2006 Barack saw his doctor in Hawaii and secured his silence about the girls by granting the doctor the lifetime position as Minister of Health to the Most Magnificient O Himself, and if he became the President any position in his cabinet would be open to the doctor.

    Close to election day, Barack realized people demanded to see his medical records. With no other options, Barack asked his doctor to write him a note which he gave to the principal in charge of the records, hoping that a doctor’s note of good health was enough. It was, and Barack thought McCain was stupid to open his 1000s of pages of medical records. We the people will never see any nominee’s medical records, Obama made that clear with his doctor’s note.

    Barack was furious about demands to see his real birth certificate because his digital copy was “not proof of anything”. Shortly before election day, Barack flew to Hawaii to purchase the hospital he was born in and donated it to his doctor. Financing was provided by Valery Jaret, his wealthy mentor, supporter, close friend, and the queen of politics in Chicago. She would be BFF Advisor to the President and in charge of Chicago Olympics 2016 as a reward.

    The “official birth certificate” was provided after Barack promised to include the doctor as an uncle in the family, with the Lincoln Bedroom as his private quarters. The doctor wanted to be closer to his children if he was to keep his mouth shut.

    On December 1, the doctor sold his home in Hawaii and flew to Chicago. His cell phone and credit card records indicate he used them at the O’Hare International. But no one has seen or heard of him and no activity has been recorded in his accounts since then. Barack has reported the doctor as a missing person and there is a large reward for his safe return. With the doctor missing, the White House was large enough to allow the mother-in-law of the President to move in as a 24/7 babysitter.

    President Obama is clearly worried about the upcoming court case, and his hair is turning white.

    A simple DNA test would solve this case. But here is the next problem: If the people elected a male President but it turns out he was born as a girl baby, what does the US Constitution say about that?

  • Michelle Obama arrives in Copenhagen for IOC vote ("Funny, gracious and incredibly accomplished")

    10/06/2009 1:44:21 PM PDT · 97 of 98
    newsbird to maggief
    A photo of Michelle looking like Oprah with a long piece on the head. This is also one of the ugliest dresses she has worn, this one for the visit with Pope.
  • Bill Ayers: “I wrote Dreams From My Father”

    10/06/2009 12:47:44 PM PDT · 209 of 361
    newsbird to Vigilanteman

    I read about this before the election. I thought the scientific evidence was pretty damning. Obama had not written anything of substance until that book.

    Obama and Michelle stayed in BALI for 6 months so that he could write it without interruptions.

    I thought that was really odd. Why not hole up at home? It would be great to investigate if Bill was in Bali during the same time.

  • Michelle Obama arrives in Copenhagen for IOC vote ("Funny, gracious and incredibly accomplished")

    10/06/2009 12:10:00 PM PDT · 96 of 98
    newsbird to maggief
    LOL Oprah dresses as badly as Michelle!

    Is that a jacket size 10? and she is size 48?

    She has no belt but the draw string is ON TOP of her boobs. And that hair is an obvious piece. Her piece looks as awful as Michelle's scarf seeing the Pope.

    How do you add photos?

  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 11:28:18 AM PDT · 139 of 154
    newsbird to KansasCanadian
    Thank you! I am sure Joe the Plummer would have done the same.
    I had no intention to advertize my blog and leave. I have been looking for a forum but I have not found one yet...maybe this is it...I was not looking, I was googling for something else and landed here.
    I'm going to add a link back to here at my blog as some member suggested - but my blog gets only about 300 hits a day so it is not going to change anything here. I believe in the same things listed at the home page and I may even find a place to volunteer here.
  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 11:03:50 AM PDT · 136 of 154
    newsbird to RetSignman

    LOL

  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 9:36:25 AM PDT · 125 of 154
    newsbird to TexasCajun
    Thank you! I can understand someone dropping in like an alien ... I'm definitely not a troll. Honestly, I had never hear of blog pimping, that is pretty funny but I understand it is not the way these forums are meant to work. I developed software for 25 years but I know next to nothing about all the rules at these community sites.
    My son is a real geek but I can't ask him for help and tell him I have started to spend time online because I am on his case to limit his internet use. He knows some people online who live alone and don't have any human contacts. This is like Las Vegas - something happening all the time so when do you stop? My son has friends in Japan and he is fluent in Japanese and he hangs out with them and with his family and friends in Finland and in USA, so he could go on 24 /7. That scares me. I know people can get addicted.
  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 9:21:23 AM PDT · 119 of 154
    newsbird to deport
    great idea, I will just check your site here a bit more before doing so.. I landed here by accident this morning.
    do you have stats on your traffic at this site? the look and feel here is like unix compared to windows at wordpress so I have not figured out yet what’s happening here.
  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 9:10:06 AM PDT · 115 of 154
    newsbird to patriot08
    Thank you! I'm glad you liked it. I think after realizing what she was dealing with it is not going to bother me anymore what she wears.
    what irritated me was that the media writes she is always in prefect style... that just bs and I don't know why they do it. Only blogs spell out where she makes mistakes.

    She has certainly come a long way from where she grew up, and she can be real proud of that. If you look at her photos from 20+ years ago she definitely has improved her looks each year. It may have gone to her head. and the media is not helping to keep her in touch with reality.

  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 9:01:20 AM PDT · 113 of 154
    newsbird to fireman15
    thanks for the comments!I blog just to keep writing because I forget English real fast if I stop. it all starts to look soo bad. My native language is phonetic and we learn to read and write when we are 4-6 years old, school starts when kids are 7 - but my country still scores much higher than USA on all subjects. I'm proud to be a Finn... they have come a long way in 50 years.
    If you noticed I had a side bar box in my blog for global education rankings - score tables and bar charts. Why the Scandinavians beat the USA in K-12 education is something that the educators here should look at instead of trying some other experiment. I was shocked what my son had to learn in math classes, no wonder they turn kids off before they even get started.
  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 8:48:43 AM PDT · 112 of 154
    newsbird to fireman15
    i don't have tv, but I see photos on internet. I agree with you - eventually the media gets tired of her and I agree she will gain weight - she already has maybe 15 lbs. She will get bigger in all the wrong places. She may become bulimic. I think she is a binge eater based on how she talks about food and how she looks from one set of photos to the next. Her favorite food is french fries and hamburgers..I think that's is really sad. I have not had any since 1981 when i quit drinking and smoking too. then i got a chronic illness as a reward.
    I listened to her speech Friday to the IOC and she smacked hard during paused and her speech was just way off topic. 90% about her and her father - what did that have to do with the IOC? make her dead father proud? she was pimping her father deliberately while i “pimped my blog” because i was ignorant
  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 8:28:53 AM PDT · 108 of 154
    newsbird to JustaDumbBlonde
    I'm a blonde too but I am not dumb, just physically challenged so there are things I can't do. Mentally just as sharp as before so I sure can't complain about anything, just explaining to you since you seem to be so concerned about what i do.
    do you watch TV or play golf? I don't and I can't
    I use about the same time online while my friends do TV or golf.
    You may want to have some kids to control what they can and cannot do. The best thing that comes with age is that there is no need to try to control anything. be free and independent

    why did you read my post? seems like it was not your cup of tea

  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 8:15:49 AM PDT · 98 of 154
    newsbird to Crawdad

    huh?? your blog - where/what is it?

  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 8:12:38 AM PDT · 96 of 154
    newsbird to luvEastTenn

    that is soooooooooooooo funnyyyy

  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 8:07:10 AM PDT · 94 of 154
    newsbird to PapaBear3625
    i’m sorry - i really had no idea i was pimping. I saw people talk about this topic - my post is long and has photo's so this being the internet I thought I'd provide the link.
    Thank you all for pointing this out. I have used the web for about 6 months for personal use other than banking and email so I don't know the “manners” - like caps is screaming...not at all obvious because I use it to highlight a sentence or words when there is no BOLD type set. but I also find it strange that people get so offended...it is not ike i am gaining anything by this - just sharing links. On any given day I may click on threads linking 50 sites depending how many interesting links I find at a site. don't worry -you will not see me here again. sorry for virtually pissing on your hydrant.
  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 7:57:35 AM PDT · 92 of 154
    newsbird to mware
    hmm?.. i'm retired sw developer...a blogger on wordpress for the past 3 months.
    I don't watch TV so I blog a couple of hours if i'm too tired to do anything else. plus i feel kind of naked without a computer because I have been sitting with one or more of them in my office for 25 years. I learn new things each day in my “research” - it's amazing because when i search for something I might land on a site like this one. I did not know anything about freerepublic but my search found stuff here. I thought this was just like any forum. I had no clue I would get more than 10 people looking at my post.
  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 7:46:43 AM PDT · 89 of 154
    newsbird to dangus
    I actually linked in three photos where she looks great. A woman can wear a corset or girdle to change shape real fast. 18” waist but you can't breath.
    I have only seen that one photo where a dress is skin-tight with a side view. There was a similar photo of her at the DNC wearing a simple green dress (she looked fab) but I did not notice it then, the dress was not tight enough.
    But I am concerned about their youngest daughter who seems to have this problem so bad she should be in treatment. There again, I have to find the side profile with clothes that let you see the back and the front. I have seen 3 photos of the younger girl and I feel bad for her if she really has it that bad or is she just squirming.
    It was interesting to find out that this curvature is less pronounced in Caucasians than African-Americans. Especially in Scandinavia, where one research was conducted, and I have lower back pain because I have hardly any curve there after sitting for 25 years. So it can be a problem both ways. I went to medical school but dropped out as an intern - I am still interested reading about stuff like this.
  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 7:40:19 AM PDT · 85 of 154
    newsbird to Raycpa
    why do millions of people think shows like Seinfeld were funny? I saw one episode - it made fun of a girl's large hands. That's genetic - clothes are optional and if they look stupid then that is pretty funny on a style icon and best dressed woman on the planet.
  • I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

    10/04/2009 7:23:52 AM PDT · 77 of 154
    newsbird to xrmusn

    LMAO I never thought of that!! it is amazing how clever some people are. I have laughed way too hard this morning