I know why Michelle wears ugly high belts and looks fat and pregnant

My blog about Michelle Obama - the Empress has no clothes that look good ^ | 10-4-2009 | newsbird

[newsbird]

I have seen so many people wonder why Michelle wears her ugly belts up high looking retarded. Also she has been looking pregnant since May but by now she would be much bigger if she really was pregnant. I have followed her clothes in my blog and figured out a few days ago why this is happening. My fairly long post about my conclusion, with pictures, is on my front page. Please tell me what you think - do you agree with my assessment of her figure problems?

[Roscoe Karns]

[Roscoe Karns]

[Roscoe Karns]

[MaxMax]

IBTZ YAY, happy days are hear again!

[newsbird]

why do millions of people think shows like Seinfeld were funny? I saw one episode - it made fun of a girl's large hands. That's genetic - clothes are optional and if they look stupid then that is pretty funny on a style icon and best dressed woman on the planet.

[MaxMax]

HAAAAHAHAHA That's the one. I knew someone would come through with an
unedited version of the meeting. It's the shoes that make her egg look big.

[50mm]

ok so I am a virgin and have to get ****ed to find out what it is all about.

This is a conservative forum and vulgarity is not welcome here.

[MaxMax]

Are those organic boob belts?

[newsbird]

I actually linked in three photos where she looks great. A woman can wear a corset or girdle to change shape real fast. 18” waist but you can't breath.
I have only seen that one photo where a dress is skin-tight with a side view. There was a similar photo of her at the DNC wearing a simple green dress (she looked fab) but I did not notice it then, the dress was not tight enough.
But I am concerned about their youngest daughter who seems to have this problem so bad she should be in treatment. There again, I have to find the side profile with clothes that let you see the back and the front. I have seen 3 photos of the younger girl and I feel bad for her if she really has it that bad or is she just squirming.
It was interesting to find out that this curvature is less pronounced in Caucasians than African-Americans. Especially in Scandinavia, where one research was conducted, and I have lower back pain because I have hardly any curve there after sitting for 25 years. So it can be a problem both ways. I went to medical school but dropped out as an intern - I am still interested reading about stuff like this.

[Yardstick]

lol

What search term did you use to bring that up?

[MinuteGal]

Oh, lighten up, everyone. It's slow-news-day-Sunday.

Freepers love the Michelle posts....witness the volume of responses on all of them since she became First Frump.

These posts are not only fun and a welcome relief from the grim political picture, but they give our resident wits, pundits, poets and graphic artistes a marvelous opportunity to sharpen their talents. She really inspires them to heights never before imagined!

I never see our resident grouches complaining about the amount of space devoted for years to innumerable photos of two of our male freepers' favorite sexpots, Ann Coulter and Catherine Zeta Jones.

So why can't we gal freepers have the equal opportunity to regularly view photos of OUR favorite sexpot, the ever-fashionable Michelle My Belle Obama?

Hmmm?

Leni

[newsbird]

hmm?.. i'm retired sw developer...a blogger on wordpress for the past 3 months.
I don't watch TV so I blog a couple of hours if i'm too tired to do anything else. plus i feel kind of naked without a computer because I have been sitting with one or more of them in my office for 25 years. I learn new things each day in my “research” - it's amazing because when i search for something I might land on a site like this one. I did not know anything about freerepublic but my search found stuff here. I thought this was just like any forum. I had no clue I would get more than 10 people looking at my post.

[KansasCanadian]

Well, I didn’t click on your blog, but you did give me a 100 post thread to read on FR, and you personally responded on the thread you started, so I forgive you

[newsbird]

i’m sorry - i really had no idea i was pimping. I saw people talk about this topic - my post is long and has photo's so this being the internet I thought I'd provide the link.
Thank you all for pointing this out. I have used the web for about 6 months for personal use other than banking and email so I don't know the “manners” - like caps is screaming...not at all obvious because I use it to highlight a sentence or words when there is no BOLD type set. but I also find it strange that people get so offended...it is not ike i am gaining anything by this - just sharing links. On any given day I may click on threads linking 50 sites depending how many interesting links I find at a site. don't worry -you will not see me here again. sorry for virtually pissing on your hydrant.

[RetSignman]

LOL...That’s almost the size of the egg they laid in Copenhagen. Nice work.

[newsbird]

that is soooooooooooooo funnyyyy

[Bronzy]

Not an excuse but because we are told by the MSM that her fashions are smashing, glamorous and chic.

[newsbird]

huh?? your blog - where/what is it?

[EggsAckley]

I’m with you, MinuteGal.

I read the blog and I must say that newsbird makes some interesting points.

I say leave newsbird alone, and I also apologize to newsbird for the cruel things said about her/him.

Now, about that “wide stance” of MOs..............what’s up with THAT?

[jla]

Ignore the self-appointed site arbiters. They are like whinging liberals in that they want to control content on a website that they are neither proprietors nor moderators of. And I'll point out, a site that has a ‘Bloggers’ category - so this makes any critique of “blog pimping” inane, ludicrous and sophomoric.