Trump wants to start a new sport based in Greenland, “Arctic Golf”
He’s secretly hired Tiger Woods to design the course and plans to monopolize the. world’s supply of orange golfballs. The sport will introduce a new type of club, the ‘Howdy’ a combination driver and #8 bore double rifle to deal with the hazards.
Take over Gaza, plow it under and put up a parking lot.
Rename it Target Zero beach and business resort.
Install a 500’ wide strip of tangle foot mouse trap sticky pads to catch all the uninvited free range wandering terrorists.