Hollywood is a place where people who pretend to be somebody convince themselves that they are somebody. Celebrity bestows false moral authority upon the socially shallow and the intellectually lazy. Witness the vacuous anti-war rebels now populating Tinsel Town. Martin Sheen could never be president, but he thinks he's important because he plays one on TV. Now George Clooney seems to be the latest mouthpiece of the special people whose lives are so far removed from America that they barely resemble us anymore. Holding forth on matters about which he knows virtually nothing, Clooney has been shooting his mouth off...