The only firearms uglier than those the Brits make are the hideous creations of the French. With one or two notable exceptions, the same applies to cars.
12/04/2020 11:13:07 AM PST
· 19 of 42 IronJack
to Berlin_Freeper
Nope. I don't ride when it gets below 40F. I'm not that dedicated anymore. I ride for fun, and there's nothing fun about freezing my hands, nose, and ... other things ... off on a bike ride.
I salute the polar bears and die-hards who keep on riding through snow, sleet, and dark of night. But it's not for me any more.
"Hey, Bob. How's work going on the Uranus team?" "Oh, they just re-orged and I got assigned to the Sphincter Analysis project." [snicker] "Bummer. Let's have lunch soon. Uh ... wash your hands, okay?"
He could send it to me. I represent the Committee to Relieve Rich Kids of their Guilt. I will personally see to it that Thurston Jr. does not need to bear the burden of all that unearned wealth. I’ll take care of blowing all his trust fund on fast cars and faster women as well as indulgent luxuries that would tear at his socialist soul.
Relax, Junior. I got this. Have your guy call my guy.