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Florida Rapper, 32, Dies when Window falls on his Neck in Freak Accident as he was Trying to Break into a Home
Daily Mail (U.K.) ^ | December 15, 2020 | Ariel Zibler

Posted on 12/15/2020 4:48:05 PM PST by Cecily

A budding rapper and father to five children died after a window of a home he was trying to burglarize collapsed onto his neck, leaving his body dangling outside of the house, according to sheriff’s deputies.

Jonathan Hernandez, 32, was trying to burglarize a home in the southwestern Florida town of Lehigh Acres on Saturday when the fatal accident occurred, investigators said.

As Hernandez scaled the wall of the home, he opened a window and was in the process of climbing through when it slammed down onto his neck, according to the Lee County Sheriff’s Office.

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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 1moretime; darwin; floridaman; justdesserts; kia; qanon; rapper
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The house wasn't having it.
1 posted on 12/15/2020 4:48:05 PM PST by Cecily
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To: Cecily

Saw a picture of the expiring rapper earlier. I don’t even think Wal-Mart would hire him.


2 posted on 12/15/2020 4:49:01 PM PST by EvilCapitalist (We must FIGHT, I repeat it sir, we must FIGHT! -Patrick Henry)
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To: Cecily
When God closes a door, He opens a window.

When God closes a window, you're pretty much out of luck.

3 posted on 12/15/2020 4:49:35 PM PST by Joe 6-pack
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To: Cecily

“Yo this is the house
I’m about to burgle.
Darn the window slipped.
‘Gurgle’”


4 posted on 12/15/2020 4:49:40 PM PST by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion, or satire. Or both.)
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And just like that, there was no more Qanon.


5 posted on 12/15/2020 4:50:21 PM PST by humblegunner (Balls To Picasso.)
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To: Cecily

The only thing I can figure is that it wasn’t actually the impact of the window that killed him, but rather that perhaps the window was up off the ground, and when the window fell, he fell and it held his neck in place and essentially hung him.


6 posted on 12/15/2020 4:50:47 PM PST by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: Cecily

Family will probably sue for wrongful death, claiming window was a attractive nuisance and not properly maintained with a safe slow descent.


7 posted on 12/15/2020 4:51:14 PM PST by wildbill (The older I get, the less 'life in prison" means to me)
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To: Cecily

I feel for the owners.


8 posted on 12/15/2020 4:51:29 PM PST by metmom (...fixing our eyes on Jesus, the Author and Perfecter of our faith..)
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To: Cecily

This is too good.


9 posted on 12/15/2020 4:51:57 PM PST by HighSierra5
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To: Cecily

Rapper?

Thought he was in Medical School?


10 posted on 12/15/2020 4:52:20 PM PST by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me https://youtu.be/wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: Cecily

11 posted on 12/15/2020 4:52:51 PM PST by Bratch
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To: Cecily

How long, before another rapper dramatizes that in a music video?


12 posted on 12/15/2020 4:53:43 PM PST by familyop
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To: Cecily

At 32, with 5 kids, you aren’t a budding anything.


13 posted on 12/15/2020 4:54:01 PM PST by riri (All of my heroes are banned from the internet)
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To: Cecily

Five kids? What a bonehead move.


14 posted on 12/15/2020 4:54:03 PM PST by Rainwave ("Work out your OWN salvation with fear and trembling")
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To: Bratch

Any idea what movie that is from?


15 posted on 12/15/2020 4:54:12 PM PST by Professional ( )
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To: Cecily

That is what is known as “instant karma”...couldn’t happen to a nicer guy...LOL


16 posted on 12/15/2020 4:54:43 PM PST by lgjhn23 (Libs are a virus.....the DemoVirus!!)
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To: Cecily

Darn....just when he was turning his life around. 🙄


17 posted on 12/15/2020 4:54:44 PM PST by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow,)
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To: Cecily

BLM will blame the incident on a racist house. The owners will be sued for manslaughter and wrongful death for not making the windows safe for burglars to enter/leave through.


18 posted on 12/15/2020 4:55:18 PM PST by Bellagio
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To: Cecily

Sounds paneful.


19 posted on 12/15/2020 4:55:26 PM PST by BookmanTheJanitor
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To: Cecily

Darwin award candidate.


20 posted on 12/15/2020 4:56:31 PM PST by beethovenfan (Mene, Mene, Tekel, Upharsin)
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