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  • Posting youtube video

    10/24/2018 10:13:33 AM PDT · by Hillbilly sage · 9 replies
    I am technology challenged and just asking for anyone to help. There is a Mark Dice youtube, about 3 minutes that features Obama, Hillary, Chucky and Bill ranting about illegals. It is so well done and should be hitting every conservative blog right now to be shared. Can anyone please help to get this going at least on FR?
  • Early Voting Saves Two Lives

    10/23/2018 5:19:44 PM PDT · by Hillbilly sage · 9 replies
    Charlotte Sun | 10/23/2018
    Our early voting started yesterday at the Charlotte Mid-County Library. The title article caught my eye this morning. Two Republican poll workers arrived, much earlier than normal library opening, and had just exited their car when they saw a car go airborne into the canal adjoining the library property. They ran to the canal, one grabbed a brick from the landscape edging to break windows. Both jumped in and found an elderly couple in the rapidly sinking car. The couple had been able to roll the windows down but the door locks would not release. The poll workers each pulled...
  • Stormy Whether

    10/16/2018 11:39:29 AM PDT · by Hillbilly sage · 5 replies
    Original | 10/16/2018 | Hillbilly Sage
    Hey Folks, I just heard a rumor that "Stormy" has a new venture, her first porn-rap video. She will perform under her new rap name "Sle-Z and her Mule Faced Band". Her first video album, titled, "Organ Grinder" was recorded before a live male audience all named John. To help promote the title, DNC Chair, Tom Perez, dressed in a red bellhop cap & vest, runs through the audience carrying a large tin cup to take "donations" from the Johns. To show their support, the Gates Foundation will provide free penicillin to all audience participants.
  • Reasons to vote for Democrats

    03/09/2017 11:32:39 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 17 replies
    Fox News and Amazon | Hillbilly sage
    The #1 best seller on Amazon is titled Reasons to Vote for Democrats. It is 286 BLANK pages! The "author" is interviewed on Fox Breaking News, go to Politics heading and the young mans photo and book is in a box titled Beach Read. Wish I knew how to post it but it is worth your time to find it if you need a smile today.
  • Is it True?

    01/17/2017 8:10:00 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 13 replies
    Hillbilly sage
    So many rumors flying from every direction and I do not know which are true and which are fake. I have so many important questions and have become perplexed just trying to find answers. The MSM will not touch them, Snopes is unreliable and FactCheck was set up just to deliver White House talking points. Then an idea hit me like an Obamacare premium notice, the answers are right at my finger tips. Why not take advantage of the collective wisdom of thousands of brilliant minds on FR, so here goes. 1. Is it true that Bill Cosby is actually...
  • Prostate Pandemonium

    01/15/2017 11:38:16 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 87 replies
    Hillbilly sage
    For those unfamiliar with Medicare, let me first explain a term. To participate in this program, you must have a "Primary Physician". Physician, of course, means someone that has successfully completed the required course of study at a University somewhere in India. Primary refers to the person solely responsible for income redistribution. They run up charges, then refer you to every specialist and laboratory in the area to get theirs. On a visit to my Primary Physician, she informed me that due to a highly elevated PSA, an appointment had been scheduled for me to have a prostate biopsy with...
  • E-mail to Mr. Acosta

    01/12/2017 8:53:52 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 13 replies
    Hillbilly sage
    I wanted to share my e-mail in the hope that someone may get a smile from it. Mr. Acosta, I watched the entire Trump news conference and then have watched the segment, in which you star, five more times. As an original Tea Party member I certainly know the feeling of public disrespect and humiliation. For many years we have had to endure ridicule, mockery and outright lies from you and your stable-mates at the Clinton News Network brothel. For myself and millions of my fellow members, that slap across the snout of a pompous propaganda pig was priceless. The...
  • Earnest Heading for Surgery

    01/05/2017 8:10:08 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 11 replies
    Hillbilly sage
    Gender neutral Presidential spox Josh Earnest is scheduled for surgery in about two weeks when he leaves the White House. Doctors at Hillside Veterinary Clinic say it will be a two step procedure. The second step will be to remove more than a foot of excess growth from his nose, the first will be to extricate it from Obamas' posterior. In a somewhat related story, both the Ex-Pres & Ex-First Ho will both receive medical attention for conditions related to over exertion. Obama will be treated for a problem similar to carpal tunnel, known as "Selfie Finger". Moochelle will undergo...
  • Thank You Obama

    01/01/2017 9:07:16 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 30 replies
    01/01/17 | Hillbilly sage
    After 8+ years of anger, name calling and strife, my one New Years resolution is to force myself to be more kind and forgiving. To help me to do that I have chosen to think what my Grandparents would say, They were kind and gentle mountain folk and owned a small farm with a couple of cows and one horse. So it is in their honor that I utter these words: " Thank you Obama for your service to Americans". because I clearly recall them saying thank you to the man who brought the bull to service their cows.
  • The Week After Christmas

    12/26/2016 4:37:41 PM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 8 replies
    12/26/16 | Hillbilly sage
    Twas the week after Christmas and all thru the White House, Not a creature was stirring, not one Marxist louse. The prayer rug was hung by the chimney with care, Because the Chief Muslim was not to be there. Then out on Oahu there arose such a clatter, I sent up my drone to see what's the matter. And what to my hillbilly eyes did appear, A golf shorts clad Kenyan and his caddy, a queer. He whipped out his driver and clamped down on the grip, Stared down the fairway and gave it a rip. He gazed in the...
  • Obamas' Biggest Regrets

    12/17/2016 11:23:28 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 5 replies
    12/17/16 | Hillbilly sage
    1. That he did not take a farewell tour of the 57 states he visited during his first campaign. 2. That he was unable to get funding for breathalyzers for asthma patients. 3. That he said in Springfield, while introducing Joe Biden, "Let me introduce to you the next President." 4. That he said in Amman, Jordan "Let me be absolutely clear, Israel is a strong friend of Israel's." 5. That he was unable to meet any of the dead veterans he saw in the crowd during his first Memorial Day speech or the Corpse man from the prayer breakfast....
  • Fake News Alert - Washington, DC

    12/15/2016 7:08:20 AM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 6 replies
    12/15/16 | Hillbilly sage
    Reports are coming in that a bus, owned and operated by Comey Bus Lines took a hard right off Karl Marx Blvd. onto American way and ran completely over a large group of protesters. Many injuries are reported including Hillary Clinton, Van Jones, John Brennan and a visiting Kenyan named Obama. A wide variety of statements are coming from the victims. Hillary claims this is the second time in 6 six weeks that she has been run over, the first was a red, white and blue bus driven by someone called Patriot. Jones stated, we were just minding our own...
  • Hillary was unique

    12/13/2016 2:29:25 PM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 18 replies
    MSM | 12/13/16 | Hillbilly sage
    Hillary is the only presidential candidate to do multiple animal impressions in public. We all heard her do a barking dog, a laughing hyena, saw her fainting goat and her specialty, sleeping dogs. We all know what you let sleeping dogs do.
  • Fake News

    12/12/2016 1:22:35 PM PST · by Hillbilly sage · 13 replies
    NBC, MSNBC | 12/12/16 | Hillbilly sage
    Both Clintons have now spoken out on NBC about their concern over fake news. Brian Williams delivered a lecture on his late night MSNBC spot. The three of them are planning a "TRUTH TOUR" across the nation. Brian will speak on combat helicopter crashes, Hillary on ways to dodge sniper fire and Bill will tell about the women he never had sex with. One offer for a possible stop has already come in. A rib shack in St. Louis has offered them each a free side of slaw with any entrée to speak at their restaurant.