Support funds for the families of victims of 9/11. He may be fat, ugly, stupid, deceitful, racist, and liberal, but he still does his best to keep a good image and fulfil those qualities at the same time.
At my junior high, you can actually play dodgeball in the gym. We have foam balls so no ninnies can complain, and you can also get people on your team back in if you hit the backboard on the other end. In elementary, tho, all of the competitive games either had impossible-to-count scores or impossible ways to win.
Excerpt of an email from a relative: "Pretty quiet around here in la.la land. It was worth having my Piston Flag ripped from my car and my tires slashed after that complete domination."
I live in Michigan, and I'm glad to say that we're the world champions!