I propose that we, as citizens of the United States, file a class-action suit against the Senate of the United States, seeking damages and remediation under the Truth in Advertising and Truth in Content acts. We don't want our money back, although that would be nice. We don't want punitive damages. What we want is honest labeling on the packages. Under the terms of my proposed settlement: about a dozen Senators would be permitted to continue calling themselves Republicans another dozen or so would be permitted to continue calling themselves Democrats at least eight would be required to re-identify themselves ...