BradyLS' TOP TEN Reasons Why Albert Gore, Jr., Lost the 2000 Preseidential Election: 10. Superior debating skills made him look nerdy. 9. Mistook Senator Lieberman for Senator Palpatine. 8. Never acquired Bill and Hillary’s genteel “Arkansas charm.” 7. Bubbies for Buchanan. 6. “FTA” bit him in the clymer.* 5. Gore’s Team too gracious in defeat. 4. Currently under suspicion for chad molestation. 3. Florida Supremes forgot to say “Simon Sez.” 2. US Supremes don't play “Simon Sez!” And the Number One reason Algore lost the 2000 Election: 1. Choosy Lefties chose Nader! * FYI, FTA means “F*** The Army!”