How to respond to a liberal:
Scenerio 1
Their taunt, "*&$*&%)*(&^)## bla bla"
Maddam, I need not be concerned by your misguided consternation because inside every Democrat is a Good Republican who just ain't got mugged yet. See? There is hope for you yet! [Best said with a cowboy hat on - as I did with the zillions of commies I got stuck marching along side with in NYC]
Scenerio 2
Another similar goodie:
Well M'am, I just makes more sense to me to vote the opposite way that Hollywood does vote and the opposite way the criminals would like to be able to. Whatever party that might be.
Their response, "*&$*&%)*(&^)## bla bla"
Wow, all those bad words! Funny, I thought the same thing when I was mugged by a Democrat last week!
Their response, You Bush-*&$*&%^! How do you know the mugger was a Democrat?"
The first thing they demanded me to fork over was my wallet.
And I bet YOU would pass a law that I mail him an additional check so he won't mug me again.