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“Most Of The Words That Come Out Of My Mouth Are Invalid,” Pope Francis Suggests
Eye of the Tiber ^ | June 17, 2016 | Admin

Posted on 06/17/2016 4:49:23 PM PDT by ebb tide

Pope Francis said Thursday that the majority of the words that come “spilling” out of his mouth are invalid because most of the time he doesn’t understand that what he says is permanent.

“We live in a culture of the provisional,” the Pontiff said, responding to a question about the “crisis of his pontificate.”

Francis said he often doesn’t comprehend the importance of what he’s saying when speaking off-the-cuff, which he said is “indissoluble.”

“Sadly in today’s pontificate, I don’t understand that what I say will have ramifications for not only my pontificate, but of the many pontificates to come,” he said. “I say something random, and people do not know what it means. And because people listen to me with the philosophy that I am the Pope, they believe I have fully contemplated and formulated what I am saying, which is, in many cases, not the case. This then makes what I say null.”

Francis went on to say that when Catholics have to spend most of their working lives defending what he says, and having to write blog posts or responses to comments on a combox asking if the “pope really said such and such,” clearly there is something invalid in many of the “weird, weird, weird” things that somehow manage to find their way from his brain to his mouth.


TOPICS: Apologetics; Catholic
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To: ebb tide

And so there is such a thing as the abuse of the power of suggestion.


21 posted on 06/17/2016 5:10:05 PM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: ebb tide

So, is Pope Francis in this exerpt above, admitting he is too stupid for words, or just too stupid to be placed into this pontificate?

I hate saying that, but really? He is like a too chatty uncle at a family occasion and he won’t go home, even though most all have long retired from his company.


22 posted on 06/17/2016 5:12:33 PM PDT by RitaOK (Viva Christo Rey. PubYeslic education is the farm team for more Marxists coming-- infinitum.)
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To: glennaro

lol.


23 posted on 06/17/2016 5:13:52 PM PDT by RitaOK (Viva Christo Rey. PubYeslic education is the farm team for more Marxists coming-- infinitum.)
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To: lee martell
Guess the concept of papal infallibility is going by the wayside.

Seriously,it's obvious that this is satire because Pope Francis is far too arrogant, self righteous and egotistical to ever admit any thing he says could possible be incorrect.

24 posted on 06/17/2016 5:13:55 PM PDT by rdcbn ("If what has happened here is not treason, it is its first cousin." Zell Milleraereh)
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To: ebb tide

You can’t make this stuff up.....this guy is addled.


25 posted on 06/17/2016 5:15:19 PM PDT by LongWayHome
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To: ebb tide

He finally admitted it!!!!


26 posted on 06/17/2016 5:19:38 PM PDT by Honorary Serb (Kosovo is Serbia! Free Srpska! Abolish ICTY!)
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To: ebb tide

Big DOPE SLAP for that!!


27 posted on 06/17/2016 5:21:41 PM PDT by Westbrook (Children do not divide your love, they multiply it)
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To: RitaOK

I’m a maturity snob and I say, “How dare you!”.


28 posted on 06/17/2016 5:25:03 PM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: ebb tide

Can you say Dementia?


29 posted on 06/17/2016 5:25:08 PM PDT by tiki
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To: ebb tide

This may be satire, but by golly sometimes I DO wonder LOL


30 posted on 06/17/2016 5:25:08 PM PDT by siamesecats (God closes one door, and opens another, to protect us.)
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To: ebb tide

31 posted on 06/17/2016 5:27:50 PM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING ’VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: ebb tide

THE DUMBEST POPE EVER!!!! This TOO shall pass.


32 posted on 06/17/2016 5:29:28 PM PDT by Ann Archy (ABORTION....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: ebb tide

He’s telling the truth.


33 posted on 06/17/2016 5:29:50 PM PDT by Crucial
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To: ebb tide

Oy ...


34 posted on 06/17/2016 5:30:38 PM PDT by onyx (DONATE MONTHLY because YOU POST HERE!)
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To: ebb tide; admin

There is supposed to something in the title which identifies this as satire.


35 posted on 06/17/2016 5:30:50 PM PDT by BipolarBob (I'm so open minded that you should only think like me.)
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To: MarchonDC09122009

Het,Buddy....first the Pope is NOT infallible UNLESS it is in DOCTRINE, and he is NOT A KING, you putz.....pretty sure you KNOW this!!!


36 posted on 06/17/2016 5:31:57 PM PDT by Ann Archy (ABORTION....... The HUMAN Sacrifice to the god of Convenience.)
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To: ebb tide

So... He doesn’t understand that he is the POPE??


37 posted on 06/17/2016 5:32:54 PM PDT by Yaelle (Make America Safe Again)
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To: BipolarBob

Eye of the Tiber is a pretty big hint—it is like posting something from the Onion.


38 posted on 06/17/2016 5:39:48 PM PDT by Hieronymus ( (It is terrible to contemplate how few politicians are hanged. --G. K. Chesterton))
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To: ebb tide

I am not Catholic so I usually stay out of “pope” threads, but I find this guy is really quite weird.


39 posted on 06/17/2016 5:43:50 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (I apologize for not apologizing.)
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To: Ann Archy

Post # 36 ~ Het,Buddy....first the Pope is NOT infallible UNLESS it is in DOCTRINE, and he is NOT A KING, you putz.....pretty sure you KNOW this!!! ~

Agreed.

P.S. Love your tagline.


40 posted on 06/17/2016 5:44:24 PM PDT by heterosupremacist ("Resistance to tyrants is obedience to God." Thomas Jefferson)
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