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1 posted on 11/08/2013 8:31:01 AM PST by Gamecock
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To: Gamecock

Hey! This is fun! Let’s pretend we’re living in the 3rd world. No problem, as long as we can go back home on weekends to de-lice.


2 posted on 11/08/2013 8:35:16 AM PST by Cowboy Bob (They are called "Liberals" because the word "parasite" was already taken.)
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For their part, Carlita’s parents are considering moving to the other side of the neighborhood and hoping the Nillsons won’t find them.

Haha, Carlita's parents have a sense of humor. The Nillsons are determined to do good. There is NOTHING more determined that do-gooders, or good-deed doers, a la Wizard of Oz.

I wonder if the Nillsons hand out birth control stuff.

3 posted on 11/08/2013 8:35:58 AM PST by cloudmountain
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I only WISH, HOPE and DREAM FOR every liberal do-gooder be made to do the same in excruciating specificity.
4 posted on 11/08/2013 8:36:51 AM PST by Gaffer
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“I want to start an accountability group with the guys in the neighborhood and really get into each others’ lives,” Greg says.

Good luck. I hope they take kindly to that.

6 posted on 11/08/2013 8:37:09 AM PST by CMB_polarization
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You need to post a satire warning. I read about half of this before I realized it LOL.


7 posted on 11/08/2013 8:38:05 AM PST by Black Agnes
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Busybodies. Go home and send the check!


8 posted on 11/08/2013 8:39:06 AM PST by mlizzy (If people spent an hour a week in Eucharistic adoration, abortion would be ended. --Mother Teresa)
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That shack would cost at least 100 grand on Manhattan.


9 posted on 11/08/2013 8:39:38 AM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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I was praying that this was satire! lol!


10 posted on 11/08/2013 8:40:01 AM PST by Marie (When are they going to take back Obama's peace prize?)
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The Nillsons’ new hut, which cost them a few hundred dollars, is made of wood planks and pieces of scrap tin. Greg brought his camping equipment and they are busy becoming “part of the neighborhood” with visits every couple of months. Lisa is planting a garden and hosting a weekly “girls’ night out.” Greg is fixing up the hut and wants to organize a neighborhood work day to clean the place up.

“It could look a lot nicer around here if everyone just pitched in,” he says optimistically.

 

A real Whiskey Tango moment if ever I saw one. What's next? Central A/C and a swimming pool out back? Hey, the Nillsons could get lots of people to pitch in if they just cleaned out their fridge here in the states and brought the leftovers from last week down to Honduras. That'd feed a family of 5 for like a month, right?

Hoo Boy.

12 posted on 11/08/2013 8:41:17 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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Oh. You (bleep).

I just noticed the source.

You bleepity bleep. Got me good. For sure. And plenty others I see.

lololol


14 posted on 11/08/2013 8:43:11 AM PST by Responsibility2nd (NO LIBS. This Means Liberals and (L)libertarians! Same Thing. NO LIBS!!)
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Carlita, their sponsor child, fled the first time she saw them.

Smart kid.

16 posted on 11/08/2013 8:47:44 AM PST by RetroSexual
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Ummm, you are doing it wrong!


17 posted on 11/08/2013 8:49:57 AM PST by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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They are quietly considering buying the entire neighborhood and starting an HOA, to put basic living standards in place.

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Love this line, especially with the word “quietly”.


19 posted on 11/08/2013 8:53:28 AM PST by pax_et_bonum (Never Forget the Seals of Extortion 17 - and God Bless Americad)
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This is hilarious.....thanks for posting this ;-D
21 posted on 11/08/2013 8:57:02 AM PST by liberalh8ter (The only difference between flash mob 'urban yutes' and U.S. politicians is the hoodies.)
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The equivalent here in the US of A is “I’m from the Obama Administration and I’m here to help.”


22 posted on 11/08/2013 8:57:21 AM PST by veritas2002
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We want to do life with this family

In Honduras, life does YOU!

24 posted on 11/08/2013 9:07:58 AM PST by Dalberg-Acton
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Sounds like the beginning of an episode of “Locked Up Abroad” I recently saw.


25 posted on 11/08/2013 9:18:12 AM PST by pabianice (LINE)
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The last line is a killer:

For their part, Carlita’s parents are considering moving to the other side of the neighborhood and hoping the Nillsons won’t find them.

26 posted on 11/08/2013 9:30:54 AM PST by Night Hides Not (The Tea Party was the earthquake, and Chick Fil A the tsunami...100's of aftershocks to come.)
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Creepy. Very creepy.


29 posted on 11/08/2013 9:33:40 AM PST by SolidRedState (I used to think bizarro world was a fiction.)
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Dementia. Full blown f'ing dementia this country suffers from collectively.

"Let's play "weekend shanty hut occupants"

I have news from them, the way things are going it may soon be a permanent way of life. Right here. In the good ol' US of A.

30 posted on 11/08/2013 9:34:55 AM PST by riri (Plannedopolis-look it up. It's how the elites plan for US to live.)
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