History Channel Announces "Global Event" For May 25th...

http://www.lookupfellowship.com/2009/05/history-channel-announces-global-event.html ^ | May 14th, 2009

[TaraP]

The History Channel has been running an unusual 14-second ad that simply says:

"May 25, 2009. A Global Event. This Changes Everything."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Eg7ICKJrhg

Maybe this? ISBN:9780316070089 Library Bound #: 619216

Format: Hardcover

Price: $28.99 Pub Date: May 2009

Lying inside a high security vault, deep within the heart of one of the world’s leading museums, is a discovery that will change textbooks, change science, and change how we understand the human race.

The author of Untitled has been given exclusive access to all of the research and the team of top scientists who have been validating the discovery, the announcement of which will send shock waves around the world.

The discovery will be announced at a major press conference followed by a media blitz and a documentary that will air on the History Channel following the press conference.

More deception?

[Star Traveler]

You were asking — [If] ... The thousand years ended awhile ago, why hasn’t He returned and established His Kingdom on Earth?

—

Very simply, some people preach a “weenie Jesus” who “hides out in your heart” — until you (all the Christians) take over the world by storm — and when things “check out okay and it’s *safe* for Him” — then Jesus will show His face here...

He wants to make darned sure that Satan isn’t around before He comes back, doncha know. :-)

What can I say, some people teach a “coward Jesus”... instead of a conquering King...

LOL...

[Star Traveler]

Oh.., and I should add that the number “1,000” — well..., Jesus never intended you to take Him seriously. I mean, He was just guessing how long it would take for y’all to make things “safe” for Him to come back.

But, 2,000 years..., come on, I can imagine that Jesus is getting mighty impatient with y’all — for taking so long to set things up for Him.

Not until you’ve got war ended, all the social ills taken care of and cured and not until you have made this a “Heaven on earth” is Jesus gonna even “think” about returning. I mean, He’s got it “good” right now up in Heaven, so why do you think He’s going to come back to a hell-hole?

Come on... get real! LOL...

[Randy Larsen]

Obama’s BC?

Not a chance, Geraldo Rivera would be on it like white on rice!

[Lee N. Field]

and I should add that the number “1,000” — well..., Jesus never intended you to take Him seriously. I mean, He was just guessing how long it would take for y’all to make things “safe” for Him to come back.

The cattle on the thousand and first hill -- who do they belong to?

[Star Traveler]

Obviously to you, by your count... LOL...

[Quix]

When some folks display ignorance gone to seed,

it’s somehow comforting . . .

. . . though in a sad kind of way.

[Jo Nuvark]

[... ... The thousand years ended awhile ago, why hasn’t He returned and established His Kingdom on Earth?...]

Daniel’s clock started when Jesus road into Jerusalem
on the donkey I believe.

[Quix]

AMEN! AMEN! AMEN!

However, some of the . . . respondents . . . on these issues . . .

appear to me

to be

the walking dead; the willfully blind; the terminally clueless; the Biblically ignoant; the historically ignornat;

. . .

. . .

. . .

and, too often for mere coincidence . . . also to be afflicted with a serious case of REACTIVE ATTACHMENT DISORDER.

Fascinating. Curious. Incredible.

[Quix]

To the best of your observation, would you say that the world is filled with “nations who are deceived by Satan” or “nations which are not deceived by Satan”?

INDEED.

That one issue scuttles their whole idiotic argument.

And that’s but one of dozens that each alone scuttle their whole perspective.

. . . not that the truth will phase them 0.0000000000000000001%!, OF COURSE.

[Quix]

LOL.

Though impacting willful blindness; willful cluelessness;

willful resistance to Holy Spirit illuminating God’s Word . . .

is a tall order.

[Lee N. Field]

Obviously to you, by your count... LOL...

Behold internet pop dispensational polemics.

[Star Traveler]

much better than doctrines of demons...

[raynearhood]

Very simply, some people preach a “weenie Jesus” who “hides out in your heart” — until you (all the Christians) take over the world by storm — and when things “check out okay and it’s *safe* for Him” — then Jesus will show His face here...

He wants to make darned sure that Satan isn’t around before He comes back, doncha know. :-)

But, 2,000 years..., come on, I can imagine that Jesus is getting mighty impatient with y’all — for taking so long to set things up for Him.

You are way off here. None of us non-dispies believe that Christ's return has anything to do with anything we do. Your reply is a blatant misrepresentation of historic eschatology, silly, and pretty close to an insult born of ignorance.

"wussie Jesus,""safe" for His return...?! C'mon, that's just sad.

Perhaps you've missed all the past discussion where we've asserted that upon His return Christ will bring judgement to the world and destruction to the wicked.

No snatching away the believers at the Second Coming 7 years before His, what, third coming. Nope, just one Second Coming on the Day of the Lord bringing destruction to the wicked "like a thief in the night."

Oh.., and I should add that the number “1,000” — well..., Jesus never intended you to take Him seriously. I mean, He was just guessing how long it would take for y’all to make things “safe” for Him to come back.

I have no earthly clue where you get this from. But, fine, I'll play along:

I have almost no problem with historic premillennialism. I don't agree with the interpretation and I think that it misses alot on the Sovereignty of God, but, at least it keeps the chosen of God as one body under the reign of Christ. Thing is though, Chialism pretty much died off in the early church leaving two dominate eschatological systems - post-mil and -amil. These systems disagree on some of the finer points of the end times, but, all in all they are able to play well with each other. To this day they remain the dominate eschatological systems in all Christendom.

So, I ask, give me one example of a dispensational theologian in the historic Church between Augustine's time and say Jonathan Edwards' time. Just one between the 2nd century and 1830. Then tell me if this statement from your reply #191 applies to EVERY CHRISTIAN before the 1830s:

Really?! How can anyone call themselves a Christian and not believe that. I wouldn’t be believing other kinds of “doctrines of demons” if I were other so-called Christians... :-)

Then tell me whether EVERY CHRISTIAN before 1830, all of whom followed these "doctrines of demons," are going to burn or not. Then explain why your baby doctrine is the only doctrine worthy of being followed by true Christians. Augustine, Jerome, Knox, Luther, Ireaneus, Calvin, Edwards, Sproul, Whitefield, Wesley, et al. called themselves Christians and didn't "believe that"... so they must have been "so-called Christians", eh?

[Quix]

The doctrines of demons

seem to me

to be wholesale in the preterist/ amil/ post-mil

camps.

[Jo Nuvark]

Nice to see Misler in the discussion.

We have all of his Firefighter tapes.
Yes, I said tapes. Now I listen to
his mp3’s from Koinonia House for re-
freshers.

Lambert Dolphin has a great reference
site as well.

http://www.khouse.org/sphider/search.php?query=70+weeks&search=1

[Star Traveler]

It’s complete doctrine of demons when one teaches that God has no more prophetic purpose for the nation of Israel, now or in the Millennial Kingdom.

When one teaches that, the rest is garbage for the pigs, generated out of the pits of Hell.

You can send the garbage you’re teaching somewhere else. I don’t eat that kind of garbage.

[raynearhood]

yeah, yeah

Quix

heard it all before.

Pretty sure Star Traveler was referring to those doctrines, too.

Perhaps

You would be willing to

answer the questions

I posed at the end of that reply

[raynearhood]

That’s a dodge. What of the questions I posed? What of EVERY CHRISTIAN before the baby theology of dispensationalism?

[HereInTheHeartland]

“the announcement of which will send shock waves around the world. “

Rahm Emanuel has at least partial human DNA?