You Repugnicans are so Stupid [AM says: This is a ripe one!!!]

[100 days to recall2]

So you think you accomplished something by stealing another election and putting that dummy goon "Ahhnuld" in as Governor. Well he's an idiot just like that other installed resident George (imbecile) W. Bush. The reason California's economy is so bad is the fault of the white house resident and his moronic economic policies. Also, his Enron buddies screwed California with the energy contracts. So after Ahhnie screws California royally and the nation sees what corrupt fools W and the repuggies are, the Democrats will take control of the nation again for 40 years.

Hasta La Vista baybee

[Poohbah]

I want a seat on the "Warmongering Fascist Running Dog Neoconservative Lackeys of Wall Street" Committee, because killing the enemies of America ought to be a reasonably profitable venture.

I also want a seat on the "Subsidize Capitalist Pigs Through Lower Taxes" committee.

[steveegg]

What happened to that old format!? I miss it!

Hey John, another request to get the old Member Since format back.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

I'll man the phone tree, if you'll let me help! :)

[Hodar]

So is your chad hanging or preggers?

You know, I challenge you or your friends to produce a single 'dimpled chad' using the voting tools used in Florida. Simply stated ... you can't. You will tear at least 1 corner.

However, I can mass produce them at will. All you need to do is place a stack of ballots on a hard surface, take a punch and a hammer; take a whack at the desired chad .... and viola; hundreds of hanginging and dimpled chads may be found below the ballots that the punch penetrated.

Of course, this would be illegal and wrong. We know that Democrats would never do this < /sarcasm>. Strange, isnt' it that a great deal of the dimpled chads were for Gore??

[Treebeard]

What, you never heard of "nanny nanny boo boo?"

[opus86]

Exxxxxcellent!! Our next step is to disenfranchise all minorities! Then we'll force people to go to church and worship John Ashcroft!!!

Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!!! (<-- more evil, Frankenesque laughter)

[Poohbah]

How does the Supplying Bulldozers To The Apartheid-State Zionist Entity Committee sound?

OOH! OOH! I WANT THAT ONE!

Rage Against the Machine

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Machine: 1

[Trueblackman]

We sent out both Clintons, a Gore and Two Black Revs and we still lost in Calf. This sucks we keep losing election 2000, 2002, and 2003.

[Beck_isright]

Maybe 9mt is a bit over the top....

I've got to get one of these in my back yard for liberal elimination....

[mattdono]

COUNT ME IN!

[conservativeammom]

India looks ready, willing and able to ZOT the DUmmies.

[Pan_Yans Wife]

Prayers for your grandmother.

[steveegg]

Thanks.

I wonder how much longer AM is going to let us toy with this 'RAT before we cook it?

[Trueblackman]

I am a Viking Leo and would love to have such a headgear for Hannity and Colmes.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks. When I write them I keep a file copy. That one took 5 minutes. Feel free to use it. All my posted poemetrics are for the free non-commercial use of FReepers everywhere.

[Skooz]

Rage Against the Machine

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Machine: 1

LOL! That is delicious!

[Treebeard]

That one needs shoring up. The fund is a little flat after the Rachel Corrie offensive.

[sauropod]

Right up there with that guy Schlossberg (Dim Florida assemblyman) that was found with a Votamatic in the trunk of his car.

[Dr.Deth]

So, Gray, how's the packing going?