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Hillary Potter Flies into the Walmart, VA to Meet the DC Chapter of the FreeRepublic
Been There, Freep It, Got the Tee Shirt | 6-11-03 | bmwcyle

Posted on 06/11/2003 7:10:39 PM PDT by bmwcyle

Hillary Clinton enemy of the State arrived at the Fairfax County Fairlakes Wal-Mart store. She rode in her big black smoked glass limo hoping to sell her lies one more time. The line was out the garden department and into the side parking lot.

I arrive at the shopping center to see a long line of about 50 people standing in line to drink the Kool-Aid and get the book of lies signed by the Witch. Two Freepers were waiting at Bagel Buddies and we set off to the front of the Wal-Mart where local Channel 9 and local Fox 5 were filming in the front. I have to see if I made the news tonight. We had picked out a grassy noel across from the Kool-Aid drinks but we mover to the front of the store. The management fell into our plan just nicely. They moved us away from the front of the story to the grassy noel overlooking the parade of Kool-Aid drinkers. By this time more Freepers arrived to strengthen the Freeper Force. Hillary Clinton enemy of the State arrived at the Fairfax County Fairlakes Wal-Mart store. She rode in her big black smoked glass limo hoping to sell her lies one more time. The line was out the garden department and into the side parking lot.

I arrive at the shopping center to see a long line of about 50 people standing in line to drink the Kool-Aid and get the book of lies signed by the Witch. Two Freepers were waiting at Bagel Buddies and we set off to the front of the Wal-Mart where local Channel 9 and local Fox 5 were filming in the front. I have to see if I made the news tonight. We had picked out a grassy noel across from the Kool-Aid drinks but we mover to the front of the store. The management fell into our plan just nicely. They moved us away from the front of the story to the grassy noel overlooking the parade of Kool-Aid drinkers. By this time more Freepers arrived to strengthen the Freeper Force.

As their line grew to a few hundred, Angelwood, Alwaysfree, BillF, Letsrok, sauropod, bvw, Jimmy Valentine's brother, tgslTakoma, Taxman, Xthe17th, GOP Capitalist, and the one the only kristinn came late. We also had help from some great lurkers.

The boys played them some music and I will let them fill you in on that.


TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; Breaking News; Free Republic; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: Virginia
KEYWORDS: booksigning; cigar; dcchapter; fairfax; freep; hildebeast; hillarybooksigning; hillaryclinton; hitlery; lewinsky; liberalsheeple; livinghistory; monica; monicalewinsky; scandal; x42
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To: tgslTakoma
DeeCee FReepers ROCK...MUD
141 posted on 06/11/2003 10:07:09 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim (It's all about timin', IMHO...RE-IMPEACH Osama Bil Clinton...before it's too late!!)
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To: bmwcyle
Did you hear if SHEDEVIL actually walked through the such a lowbrow store to her station or if she was carried on a litter by her mind-numbed subjects?? Poor Hitlery, Martha and Leona.... having to lower themselves to be civil IN PUBLIC to the little people.
142 posted on 06/11/2003 10:07:16 PM PDT by STARWISE (W: the Right Man when we needed him the most ... our blessing from God. Thank you, God.)
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To: BlueOneGolf
Or order Giuliani's book!


143 posted on 06/11/2003 10:12:31 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: STARWISE
Outstanding mercy-book-selling Freep BTT!!! And FREEP on!!
Didja actually ever see her or was she shielded the whole time?
144 posted on 06/11/2003 10:15:04 PM PDT by STARWISE (W: the Right Man when we needed him the most ... our blessing from God. Thank you, God.)
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To: Paul Atreides; JohnHuang2
**I could picture Hillary going to a school called Hogwarts.**

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying!!

In my book you get the Quote of the Day award!
145 posted on 06/11/2003 10:15:30 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: bmwcyle
Love your narrative! Love your narrative!

Excellent work--and the photos are marvelous! Keep up the great FReeps!

146 posted on 06/11/2003 10:16:30 PM PDT by NautiNurse (If Lawton Chiles runs for the Senate seat in 2004, we will **really** have Jurassic Park in Florida)
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To: PhiKapMom
Wow! And Peggy Noonan's book is #2 right now!
147 posted on 06/11/2003 10:17:04 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: Mudboy Slim; nunya bidness; All
We been missin' ya, Mud!

Nunya, here's the link to the Webshots album with photos of the FReep tonight. You late-night folks can post links to individual photos if you want, but I have to get to bed now... busy day tomorrow! (Just remember, Webshots doesn't allow images to be posted, can only link to the image.)

148 posted on 06/11/2003 10:17:54 PM PDT by tgslTakoma
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To: NotJustAnotherPrettyFace
ROFL--I see Hillary Potter is avoiding Florida like the plague. Perhaps we can stir up a hurricane or two to keep her away from here in the fall--and forever.
149 posted on 06/11/2003 10:19:27 PM PDT by NautiNurse (If Lawton Chiles runs for the Senate seat in 2004, we will **really** have Jurassic Park in Florida)
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To: ConservativeMan55
LOL!
150 posted on 06/11/2003 10:26:14 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: NautiNurse
Although I expect Hillary! to eventually come to Texas for her book tour, I haven't seen anything yet.

Tonight, I watched Jay Leno's monologue, for the first time in months. When he brought up Hillary's book, he asked how many in the audience had purchased it.

NOT ONE PERSON CLAPPED!!!! LMAO!!!

151 posted on 06/11/2003 10:30:16 PM PDT by Night Hides Not
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To: AGreatPer
**Maybe a "What Happened To Vince Foster?" Freep at Ft. Marcy is appropriate?**

No! Make a big sign asking Hillary "What happened.....V. Foster......did she cover that in her book?"
152 posted on 06/11/2003 10:35:59 PM PDT by Salvation (†With God all things are possible.†)
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To: CobaltBlue
the various Borders are better at moving books,

I was at Border's in White Flint tonight for almost an hour. They had about 5 or 6 stacks of Hil's book in various places and the whole time I didn't see anyone pick up a copy.

When we walked in, my 8 yo exclaimed "Oh look, Hilliary's book". I replied, "Don't look at it. You'll turn to stone." and the few people nearby laughed.

The kool-aid crowd gave her a one day bump but that's all they can do. It's already gone from 1st to 3rd in the Amazon bibliograghy best sellers in just one day.

153 posted on 06/11/2003 10:39:32 PM PDT by lizma
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To: Salvation; kristinn
Maybe a presentation from Patrick Knolton in Ft. Marcy Park?

Salvation, you are so right. Why has not anyone been bringing up Vince Foster to Hillary? God, it goes on.

Excuse me for my thoughts, I think this Vince Foster thing is BIG. Always have.

154 posted on 06/11/2003 10:48:02 PM PDT by AGreatPer (And deliver us from Evil Hillary, Amen.)
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To: tgslTakoma
This is interesting. On the photo of her signature, she signs her name Hillary R. Cl , NOT Clinton.

She's dissin the bad boy and his name. It's pretty blatant. Wow but I'm not surprised. I doubt her signature looked like that 2 days ago!
155 posted on 06/11/2003 10:57:14 PM PDT by lizma
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To: lizma
"On the photo of her signature, she signs her name Hillary R. Cl , NOT Clinton."

This might be a breach of contract to sign books. I don't know.

If I were there I stick the book back under her nose and say, "write your full name Bitch".

156 posted on 06/12/2003 12:09:06 AM PDT by AGreatPer (And deliver us from Evil Hillary, Amen.)
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To: bmwcyle
I stayed a little while, tempting the lightning. From when I joined the Freepers Assembled at 6:45 or so the line going in was always pretty long -- 50 to 100. Families, singles, multi-ethnic, a mix.

The acoustics of the grassy island in the huge parking lot across to the Hillary lemming line were never good. It was hard to engage across the wide driving lane. I remeber the impeachment era freeps in front of the White House -- there the acoustics are pretty good. But in the Wal-Mart parking lot it was all stand around and watch them watching us. A lot of questions "Who is Juanita?" -- we had an "I believe Juanita" sign.

An ALA-type came up to me once to say "I believe Juanita. Junaita Hill." "That's Anita, ma'am. Anita Hill," I gently remarked. She continued, "I said I believe Juanita too! Juanita Hill! I believe THAT Juanita!" "I believe you mean *Anita* Hill ma'am. Not Juanita -- Anita." She walked back to lemming-ville, totallly befuddled.

If I may, I would like to posit what is happening with the people buying the Book of Obvious Lies -- it is their *last hurrah* dance with Hillary. It is their psyche's signal gesture --"This and no more!"

Hillary's ghost keyboarders have just inked her swan song. She cannot recover from it. The people buying that book have written her off and will `not write her back in. They buy the book like buying a momento of a departed sports star.

Goodbye dearest Hillary! -- that book is the momento. A political tombstone.

She couldn't even write her own epitath -- she had the ghostwriter's do it.

157 posted on 06/12/2003 1:37:45 AM PDT by bvw
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158 posted on 06/12/2003 1:56:46 AM PDT by ppaul
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To: NormsRevenge

She’s gonna sell books from this next. It's the Clinton LIEbrary.

159 posted on 06/12/2003 2:31:04 AM PDT by Liz
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To: bmwcyle
bump
160 posted on 06/12/2003 2:41:31 AM PDT by NYpeanut
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