BREAKING NEWS!!! SADDAM ATTACKING PREMPTIVELY???

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[Drewman626]

7:53pm EST

FoxNews Alert just reported that Iraqi troops have left Baghdad with heavy artillary and are heading south to the Kuwaiti boarder. More troops with SCUD missle launchers are heading west. The thought is that Saddam is about to attack our troops.

This is breaking news and details are few and far between.

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[Dr Warmoose]

Nah, from every indication of our vacilliating president, he won't move until the UN gives him the authority. In the meantime, Saddam would get every possibility to kill and destroy while our honourable men and women in uniform are unable to do anything because our Commander in Chief is AWOL hoping that France will give us their blessings.

[mrsalty]

Oh wow, I forgot that one

[null and void]

I hitched a ride back form the counter protest in SF a few weeks ago with an escaped Iraqi Kurd.

Turns out "iraq" is Arabic for "the sweats", because of the miserable temperatures in the sub-Kurdish territories...

[Mo1]

Should be a quite a traffic jam at the canal.

LOL .. I'm sure

[Scott from the Left Coast]

What was that country saying "no" to us implementing our own foreign policy...was it Cameroon or Macaroon...?

[Mo1]

Maybe all the spinning at the UN has them confused too!

Could be .. and it could be they hate Saddam also and would like to see him gone ..

[null and void]

I think it was Whatamaroon...

[mrsalty]

Im just as lost as you are.The UN is not relevant any longer.

[conservativejunkie]

My husband calls Lifetime movie cn. the man bashing channel.

[Scott from the Left Coast]

OK...here's a good one for you...how much you wanna bet? If Iraq does fire Scuds all over the neighborhood, France will still oppose any war!

[valleygal]

I always hate it when someone spouts out "but it's a dry heat".

I don't think my dad had ever been here before he came out for my wedding. For some extremely stupid reason we got married in PHX in JUNE! My dad had always told me it couldn't be that bad here (when I'd say how hot it was), cuz it's a "dry heat". After our wedding reception, he said, "D**n, it's hot...it's like sticking your head in an oven". LOL, I've always remembered that.

[mhking]

My husband calls Lifetime movie cn. the man bashing channel.

Me too -- at least until She-Who-Must-Be-Obeyed throws something at me...

[CharacterCounts]

According to the chart, the avg. temp for March isn't too bad (upper 70's).

[oldtimer]

When you go to bed tonight (I will too) say a prayer for a great POTUS, GWB, who has the cajones to stand up for what is right and damn the torpedoes. And Rumsfeld. And Collin. {p}Can it be imagined what it would be like if algore was POTUS! I shudder!

[Scott from the Left Coast]

...and then there were the Guinea Pigs...that was an entire species that was against us having our own foreign policy.

[error99]

I have stood upon her decks after the repairs were made.

[CarolAnn]

"...we'll "loose" a missle and it will go "astray" and "accidentely" hit that reactor in Iran."

Aint it a b***h when that happens!

[P8riot]

I lost a friend that day

[Madcelt]

Can it be imagined what it would be like if algore was POTUS!

Just asking that is considered psychological torture ya know.

[PhiKapMom]

I don't think we are dealing with a dictator with a full deck of brains right now so hard to figure what he might do when cornered!