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USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Camp Run-A-Muck ~ WooHoo! ~ March 5 2003
Posted on 03/05/2003 4:18:25 AM PST by tomkow6
....Hello?..
....HELLO?????..
....HELLO?????.....HELLO??
GAWDS! They're REALLY gonna let me do this..........
...I wanna do it....NO! I WANNA!...Stop hitting me.....STOP IT..giggle...snicker...SMACK....Maw! tell him to.....SHUT UP......
......quit pushing....hehehehehe........#$@?^@&*#$$#....stop swearing..neener...neener...Wah!....MOM!......QUIET!....put your clothes back on....
Somebody's watchin.....
No, it's safe........
Welcome to Camp RUN-A-MUK!
Where the Plan Of the Day is: Merth...Merriment...and FUN!
Kick back! Relax! Tell a joke or two! Have a brew ! The BAR is OPEN!
We've got Eye candy...Mind candy... & Chicken soup for the soul!
Your host for today's roller coaster ride is no other than
THE JOKER!
Let the Day BEGIN !!
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To: tomkow6
Not the teddy bear! What did I tell you about using the Teddy Bear to cover up? No! No! No! I'm getting ready to go ballistic. JUST SAY NO!
81
posted on
03/05/2003 6:34:45 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Don't tell Ma, but Burka Man is running things and has MORE SNOW on the ground than she does!)
To: tomkow6
Wanna buy a burka? Ha. Well, my first answer was no, but could it double as a beach cover-up?
82
posted on
03/05/2003 6:36:48 AM PST
by
FoxGirl
To: Johnny Gage
Good Morning Johnny!
Here comes tigger he is jumping to put out the fire!
To: bentfeather
Good morning, Diva!! How are you today?? *HUGS*
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posted on
03/05/2003 6:39:18 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Burka Man and Jack Nicholson?Hmmmmm........could they be the same person?Hmmm........)
To: bentfeather
Spring is on the way! And it's about time!!
85
posted on
03/05/2003 6:40:01 AM PST
by
radu
(God bless America and watch over our Troops!)
To: SAMWolf
Fabulous Photos! Thanks for sharing them!
86
posted on
03/05/2003 6:40:05 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Burka Man and Jack Nicholson?Hmmmmm........could they be the same person?Hmmm........)
To: radu
Good morning, Diva!! Um, shouldn't you be asleep by now? Hello?? Hello? Also, I'm getting ready to send ya some email!! *HUGS*
87
posted on
03/05/2003 6:40:49 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Burka Man and Jack Nicholson?Hmmmmm........could they be the same person?Hmmm........)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Good morning, Ma! I hope you are sleeping well. Don't worry about the Canteen while you sleep! It makes no difference whatsoever that we have no more Canteen furniture and it looks like a tornado went through the Canteen kitchen. Not to worry Ma!! Um, I think Burka Man has a job or something close to it. As a matter of fact, I saw him talking to these two shady looking characters with large teeth. It should be alright. Right?
88
posted on
03/05/2003 6:43:12 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Gotta love Ma! Posting Our beautiful flag and not realizing that Burka Man has run a muk! LOL!)
To: Johnny Gage
Good morning, Johnny Gage!! How are you today??
89
posted on
03/05/2003 6:43:45 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Gotta love Ma! Posting Our beautiful flag and not realizing that Burka Man has run a muk! LOL!)
To: All; tomkow6; dware
THANK YOU dware for organizing and heading this ongoing project!!!
(Click the soldier)
Support Our Troops Through Operation Phone Home
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90
posted on
03/05/2003 6:44:07 AM PST
by
Jen
(The FReeper Foxhole - I can dig it!!!)
To: Johnny Gage
Mutha a pearl.. this place has gone "coo coo for cocopuffs" WAAAAAHOOOOOOO!! Good morning, Johnny!!
91
posted on
03/05/2003 6:44:13 AM PST
by
radu
(God bless America and watch over our Troops!)
To: MoJo2001
This better?
92
posted on
03/05/2003 6:45:05 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(......................)
To: MoJo2001
Good Morning Diva MoJo!! I am well today. Thank you!
To: tomkow6
Um, sure Burka Man!! Um, the furry creature behind the flag doesn't smell or let out anything odorous, right?
94
posted on
03/05/2003 6:51:01 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Diamonds are a girls best friend! Dogs are man's best friend! Who is Burka Man's best friend?)
To: SAMWolf
What a cute little lizard!! Looks like he's having fun at the Canteen Loony Bin today. LOL!
Thanks for posting these pics of some light-heartedness in Afghanistan. It's nice to see it's not all work over there. As cute as this lil bugger is, I don't know that I'd have the guts to pick it up like Michael Snider of Naval Mobile Construction Battalion 74 did. brrrrr!
95
posted on
03/05/2003 6:51:06 AM PST
by
radu
(God bless America and watch over our Troops!)
To: bentfeather; Kathy in Alaska
Good morning, Diva!! Um, don't tell Ma that the Canteen furniture has been chewed on by Taz. I'm sure she won't notice. What do you think?
Well, it's in the trash now! I guess it's time to redecorate the Canteen. What shall we add?
96
posted on
03/05/2003 6:53:59 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Diamonds are a girls best friend! Dogs are man's best friend! Who is Burka Man's best friend?)
To: Johnny Gage; radu; Radix; bentfeather; Kathy in Alaska; WVNan; SassyMom; kneezles; MeeknMing; ...
Do you get drowsy or bored in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that.
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bottom line
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take that off-line
24/7
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benchmark
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proactive
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think outside the box
fast track
result-driven
empower (or empowerment)
knowledge base
at the end of the day
touch base
mindset
client focus(ed)
ballpark
game plan
leverage
3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.
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--Jack W., Boston
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--David D., Florida
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--Bill R., New York City
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--Ben G., Denver
* "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed
'BS!' for the third time in two hours."
--Kathleen L., Atlanta
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posted on
03/05/2003 6:54:18 AM PST
by
tomkow6
(......................Call NOW!..Operators are standing by!)
To: FoxGirl; tomkow6
....could it double as a beach cover-up? OOOOOOH NOOOOOO!!!! You know not what you ask!! Tomkow's "kitty katz" like to sleep on his burkas! LOL!
98
posted on
03/05/2003 6:55:24 AM PST
by
radu
(God bless America and watch over our Troops!)
To: LindaSOG; tomkow6
Oh my! Doesn't that just sound delicious! Thanks for not inviting me! I'm trying to stop my eating of mutilated monkey meat. After all, the French need all the monkey meat they can spare.
99
posted on
03/05/2003 6:55:27 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Burka Man has done something to The Goddess...hmmmm...)
To: radu
Oh my!! Now those things are odorous!!
RADU! We need to get some Canteen furniture in here!! Taz went on a rampage and I don't think those kitty katz can be in here right now!! UGH! UGH! UGH! LOL!
100
posted on
03/05/2003 6:57:24 AM PST
by
MoJo2001
(Burka Man has done something to radu...hmmmm...no one is as they seem???hmmmm)
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