USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Camp Run-A-Muck ~ WooHoo! ~ March 5 2003

[tomkow6]

....Hello?..

....HELLO?????..

....HELLO?????.....HELLO??

GAWDS! They're REALLY gonna let me do this..........

...I wanna do it....NO! I WANNA!...Stop hitting me.....STOP IT..giggle...snicker...SMACK....Maw! tell him to.....SHUT UP......
......quit pushing....hehehehehe........#$@?^@&*#$$#....stop swearing..neener...neener...Wah!....MOM!......QUIET!....put your clothes back on....

Somebody's watchin.....

No, it's safe........

Welcome to Camp RUN-A-MUK!

Where the Plan Of the Day is: Merth...Merriment...and FUN!
Kick back! Relax! Tell a joke or two! Have a brew ! The BAR is OPEN!
We've got Eye candy...Mind candy... & Chicken soup for the soul!

Your host for today's roller coaster ride is no other than

THE JOKER!
Let the Day BEGIN !!

[MoJo2001]

Not the teddy bear! What did I tell you about using the Teddy Bear to cover up? No! No! No! I'm getting ready to go ballistic. JUST SAY NO!

[FoxGirl]

Wanna buy a burka?

Ha. Well, my first answer was no, but could it double as a beach cover-up?

[Soaring Feather]

Good Morning Johnny!

Here comes tigger he is jumping to put out the fire!

[MoJo2001]

Good morning, Diva!! How are you today?? *HUGS*

[radu]

Spring is on the way!

And it's about time!!

[MoJo2001]

Fabulous Photos! Thanks for sharing them!

[MoJo2001]

Good morning, Diva!! Um, shouldn't you be asleep by now? Hello?? Hello? Also, I'm getting ready to send ya some email!! *HUGS*

[MoJo2001]

Good morning, Ma! I hope you are sleeping well. Don't worry about the Canteen while you sleep! It makes no difference whatsoever that we have no more Canteen furniture and it looks like a tornado went through the Canteen kitchen. Not to worry Ma!! Um, I think Burka Man has a job or something close to it. As a matter of fact, I saw him talking to these two shady looking characters with large teeth. It should be alright. Right?

[MoJo2001]

Good morning, Johnny Gage!! How are you today??

[Jen]

THANK YOU dware for organizing and heading this ongoing project!!!

(Click the soldier)

Support Our Troops Through
Operation Phone Home

[radu]

Mutha a pearl.. this place has gone "coo coo for cocopuffs"

WAAAAAHOOOOOOO!! Good morning, Johnny!!

[tomkow6]

This better?

[Soaring Feather]

Good Morning Diva MoJo!! I am well today. Thank you!

[MoJo2001]

Um, sure Burka Man!! Um, the furry creature behind the flag doesn't smell or let out anything odorous, right?

[radu]

What a cute little lizard!! Looks like he's having fun at the Canteen Loony Bin today. LOL!

Thanks for posting these pics of some light-heartedness in Afghanistan. It's nice to see it's not all work over there. As cute as this lil bugger is, I don't know that I'd have the guts to pick it up like Michael Snider of Naval Mobile Construction Battalion 74 did. brrrrr!

[MoJo2001]

Good morning, Diva!! Um, don't tell Ma that the Canteen furniture has been chewed on by Taz. I'm sure she won't notice. What do you think?

Well, it's in the trash now! I guess it's time to redecorate the Canteen. What shall we add?

[tomkow6]

Do you get drowsy or bored in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here's a way to change all of that.

1. Before (or during) your next meeting, seminar, or conference call, prepare your "BS Bingo" card by drawing a square -- I find that 5"x5" is a good size. Divide the card into columns -- five across and five down.
That will give you 25 one-inch blocks.

2. Write one of the following words/phrases in each block:
synergy
strategic fit
core competencies
best practice
bottom line
revisit
take that off-line
24/7
out of the loop
benchmark
value-added
proactive
win-win
think outside the box
fast track
result-driven
empower (or empowerment)
knowledge base
at the end of the day
touch base
mindset
client focus(ed)
ballpark
game plan
leverage

3. Check off the appropriate block when you hear one of those words/phrases.

4. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout "BS!"


Testimonials from satisfied "BS Bingo" players:

* "I had been in the meeting for only five minutes when I won."
--Jack W., Boston

* "My attention span at meetings has improved dramatically."
--David D., Florida

* "What a gas! Meetings will never be the same for me after
my first win."
--Bill R., New York City

* "The atmosphere was tense in the last process meeting as
14 of us waited for the fifth box."
--Ben G., Denver

* "The speaker was stunned as eight of us screamed
'BS!' for the third time in two hours."
--Kathleen L., Atlanta

[radu]

....could it double as a beach cover-up?

OOOOOOH NOOOOOO!!!! You know not what you ask!! Tomkow's "kitty katz" like to sleep on his burkas! LOL!

[MoJo2001]

Oh my! Doesn't that just sound delicious! Thanks for not inviting me! I'm trying to stop my eating of mutilated monkey meat. After all, the French need all the monkey meat they can spare.

[MoJo2001]

Oh my!! Now those things are odorous!!

RADU! We need to get some Canteen furniture in here!! Taz went on a rampage and I don't think those kitty katz can be in here right now!! UGH! UGH! UGH! LOL!