USO Canteen FReeper Style ~ Camp Run-A-Muck ~ WooHoo! ~ March 5 2003

[tomkow6]

....Hello?..

....HELLO?????..

....HELLO?????.....HELLO??

GAWDS! They're REALLY gonna let me do this..........

...I wanna do it....NO! I WANNA!...Stop hitting me.....STOP IT..giggle...snicker...SMACK....Maw! tell him to.....SHUT UP......
......quit pushing....hehehehehe........#$@?^@&*#$$#....stop swearing..neener...neener...Wah!....MOM!......QUIET!....put your clothes back on....

Somebody's watchin.....

No, it's safe........

Welcome to Camp RUN-A-MUK!

Where the Plan Of the Day is: Merth...Merriment...and FUN!
Kick back! Relax! Tell a joke or two! Have a brew ! The BAR is OPEN!
We've got Eye candy...Mind candy... & Chicken soup for the soul!

Your host for today's roller coaster ride is no other than

THE JOKER!
Let the Day BEGIN !!

[snippy_about_it]

Wowee, where did all this water come from tk?

[tomkow6]

A blonde went into her local hardware store and
bought two instant barbeques - the ones with the
pictures of succulent foods on the lid.
The next day, she returned one of these to the
customer service desk at the store complaining
that there was no food inside!
The assistant patiently told her that these were
just barbeque trays and that the food was not
supplied with them.
"Oh dear" said the blonde. "I'd better take the
other one out of the freezer then"!.

[tomkow6]

Awh! Shucks! No picture! Was it something DISGUSTING?

[tomkow6]

Isn't it amazing the stuff you can learn here at the Canteen that you can use in everyday life?

You ain't gettin' anything like this anywhere else on the information superhighway!

[radu]

Perhaps, I should have a "Burka Fashion Show" in the future???.........Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Grab a seat Gurlz. Have a little something to sip on during the fashion show? I know it's early but we're running amuk, right? LOL!

[radu]

I'm tired of saying prayers for the murder of innocent people when it should be the terrorists whose blood is spilling.

I agree whole-heartedly!

[tomkow6]

Try this instead...............

[radu]

LOL! Are you saying we need something stronger than wine??

They make Jack Daniels about 15 miles from here. And the county they make it in is "dry".

[snippy_about_it]

white water rafting at the camp! Wooo Hooo!

[beachn4fun]

You are tooo much!

[beachn4fun]

What other adults? None here!!!

[radu]

GOOD MORNING!! Come on in and join the fun!! Tomkow's getting ready to put on a fashion show with all his burkas shortly, I believe, and the rest of the gang is running amuk! I'm off to bed but the rest of the Canteen Crew is just getting wound up! WOOOOHOOOOO!

[snippy_about_it]

Be Kind To Your Web-footed Friends

[to the tune of "Stars and Stripes"]

Be kind to your web-footed friends
For that duck may be somebody's mother,
She lives on the edge of a swamp Where the weather is always damp.
You may think that this is the end,
Well it is but to prove that you're all liars, We're going to sing it again,
But only this time we will sing a little higher.

[Repeat the song but sing it a bit higher. Continue on for as many rounds as you can stand!]

[beachn4fun]

I'm here! Just reading through some of the inputs. LOL! You guys are really wild. I am afraid that some of the insanity here might rub off!

Welcome to everyone on this thread. I have a cute joke for you:

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged English woman and the seat was being used by her dog. The weary traveler asked, "Ma'am, please move your dog. I need that seat." The English woman looked down her nose at the American, sniffed and said, "You Americans. Your are such a rude class of people. Can't you see my little FiFi is using that seat?" The American walked away, determined to find a place to rest, but after another trip down to the end of the train, found himself again facing the woman with the dog. Again he asked, "Please, lady. May I sit there?". I'm very tired." The English woman wrinkled her nose and snorted "You Americans! Not only are you rude, you are also arrogant....Imagine!"

The American didn't say anything else, he leaned over, picked up the dog, tossed it out the window of the train and sat down in the empty seat.The woman shrieked and railed, and demanded that someone defend her honor and chastise the American.An English man sitting across the aisle spoke up indignantly "You know, sir, you Americans do seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You eat holding the fork in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And now, Sir, you've thrown the wrong bitch out the window."

Must take a short break. Be back later to read more of this insanity that tomkow started.

[radu]

LOL! You'd better let me lip-sync!! You don't want to hear my caterwaulin'!! I'd clear out the Canteen, for sure with the screeching. LOL!!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Click for current time
in Afghanistan

[radu]

My hubby came inside and when he did he let a little sunlight in. This lil vampire is starting to crumble so it's off to bed for me. Have a fabulous day running amuk at Camp Run-A-Muk and I'll try my best to get back before y'all are gone to bed yourselves. LOL! Maybe I can find a little furniture to replace what Taz chewed on to the point of destruction.

Have a great day troops, veterans and allies!!! THANK YOU for answering the call to duty to the USA!!

[Kathy in Alaska]

Duty ~ Honor ~ Country

Click above to visit "A Day in the Life of President Bush"

[Soaring Feather]

Have a good sleep dear radu!

Thank you for all you do in the Canteen!