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Black XVI: "The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..." (BLOW AWAY, HUSSEIN!!!)
MUD's Nubile Mind ^ | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/23/2003 3:28:17 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!

How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mid...MUD


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To: sultan88
Oh, did I hit 300? Call me Bambino!
301 posted on 02/26/2003 4:32:31 AM PST by sultan88 (Every picture tells a story, don't it?)
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To: Happygal
"Hey friend...got an idea for a column, interested in helping an old FRiend out?"

Well yea...
But AM?
How "old" can an "old friend" who's only 30 really be?? {g}
(Lemme know what's on your mind...)

BTW; when you're at the pub enjoying grog & laughing it up?
It's bound to happen a Liberal-Socialist will attempt to approach you for one thing or another when they find out what you do, OK?
Just remember these type of people are unbelievably spiteful & have long memories.
The most dangerous aspect of a Liberal-Socialist is thier passive aggressive nature.
Capiche??

There's such a thing as being too honest with a Liberal-Socialist & discretion's always the better part of valor. Always.

Like Gen Patton once said, "There's no honor in dying for your country. Make the other poor SOB die for their country."

Follow the analogy as it applies to your recent experience?

...the word "make" is the whole trick.

302 posted on 02/26/2003 4:34:59 AM PST by Landru
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To: sultan88
Production $$ are always good on hit records!LOL
303 posted on 02/26/2003 4:40:52 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: Mudboy Slim
I've also been lookin' into the FosterParent program...parenting is the coolest job I'll EVER have...'cept fer maybe grandparentin'!!"

Good on ya' Mud...and good morning..

304 posted on 02/26/2003 4:41:48 AM PST by FBD
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To: Landru
Looking forward to it...

Much appreciated, my FRiend.
305 posted on 02/26/2003 4:41:57 AM PST by conservativemusician
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To: Mudboy Slim
What kind of secrets can be kept on the Black threads?!?
306 posted on 02/26/2003 4:43:12 AM PST by conservativemusician (I'll never tell)
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To: conservativemusician
"Much appreciated, my FRiend."

Weeellll, we shall see about that.

...eh?

307 posted on 02/26/2003 4:46:45 AM PST by Landru
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To: Corin Stormhands
"Are you Forrest Gump??!?!?!?!?!"

HOO the heck's Forrest Gump...MUD

308 posted on 02/26/2003 4:47:35 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Whup the RAT-bastards' BUTTS!!")
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To: conservativemusician; Landru; Black Jade; goldilucky; ChaseR
My point, Zackly...MUD

BTW..."Could not find anybody named 'Zackly'"

Whatever happened to Ol' BJ?! I miss her.

309 posted on 02/26/2003 4:50:27 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Whup the RAT-bastards' BUTTS!!")
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To: FBD; Luis Gonzalez; JohnHuang2
Buenos Dias, Mis Hermanos...MUD
310 posted on 02/26/2003 4:51:46 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Whup the RAT-bastards' BUTTS!!")
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To: conservativemusician; sultan88; Cyber-Band
"Production $$ are always good on hit records!LOL"

Yes, but you gotta play to pay, IMHO...MUD

311 posted on 02/26/2003 4:53:10 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Whup the RAT-bastards' BUTTS!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim
Gracias, hermano, y buenos dias a usted
312 posted on 02/26/2003 4:55:17 AM PST by JohnHuang2
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To: Mudboy Slim
"HOO the heck's Forrest Gump...MUD"

Forrest, Forrest Gump. Principle in Bubba Gump Shrimp Co., celebrated marathon runner, College All-American football player, decorated Viet Nam vet, multi millionaire, and landscaper of Bayou le Batrie High School.

Bartlett worthy quotes:

Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what yer goin' ta git.

Stupid is as stupid does.


Yes, that Forrest Gump!
313 posted on 02/26/2003 4:56:59 AM PST by conservativemusician (i'm losin' it)
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To: Landru
"The most dangerous aspect of a Liberal-Socialist is thier passive aggressive nature. Capiche??"

Oh yes, my FRiend, I capiche loud and clear on that one!! You oughtta see me sittin' at a bar drawing out the Lib'rals as we share a brewskis, brats, and stoagies, my FRiend...they have no idea what they're dealing with until they are too far into the conversation to git out of it without lookin' like a bloody fool, so some of Dems strike out in MUD's direction and then--in self-defense, mind you--I personally teach them what it's like to REALLY leave a Pub lookin' like a BloodyFool!!

Ahhh, those were the days...I miss my anonymity sometimes...MUD

314 posted on 02/26/2003 4:57:50 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Whup the RAT-bastards' BUTTS!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim
Hmm? I'm not too good with stories. How about some humor? ...

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

--"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

--"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

--"Can you hear me NOW?"

--"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

--"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

--"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

--"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

--"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

--"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

--"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

And my favorite:

--"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

315 posted on 02/26/2003 4:58:13 AM PST by MeekOneGOP (Bu-bye SADdam. You're soon to meet your buddy Stalin in Hades.)
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To: jla
Re your # 13....

Harry truman was one of the few democrats I truly loved.....Marshall plan..Berlin airlift...a tough and simple man who put America first. ....R.I.P!


316 posted on 02/26/2003 4:59:49 AM PST by rmvh
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To: MeeknMing
Man, that's funny!
317 posted on 02/26/2003 5:00:49 AM PST by conservativemusician (i'm losin' it)
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To: FBD
Your propensity for being easily offended is a direct carryover from your Liberal past.

That one can be quite an obnoxious trait.
It's high time to dump it, pal.

...just a little friendly -- albeit free -- advise.

318 posted on 02/26/2003 5:00:52 AM PST by Landru
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To: conservativemusician
"Bartlett Worthy quotes:
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what yer goin' ta git."

Mr. Worthy said that...I couldda sworn it was MissuzGump who said that.

"Stooooooopid is as stoooooooopid does."

Of course we all recognize that as the Motto fer the POST-Clinton/McAuliffe DemonRAT Party...MUD

BTW...conservatianBoy, you really need to work on yer Profile Page, my FRiend.

319 posted on 02/26/2003 5:02:13 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."Whup the RAT-bastards' BUTTS!!")
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88; Happygal
"If you have a really, really good story about yer BrushWithGerryAdamsWhenIWasAnInnocentIntern, but you just can't beat the Sultan's IWasACubanInternPlumberAtWatergate "

ROFLMAO!!!

That was a good story Sultan told. You've certainly got a tough crowd here, Mud!
Espionage, carnage, dining with dignitaries...

Anyway, I wasn't trying to get into a one-upmanship with you guys! I guess I get credit for starting it? That's worth somethin'...

BTW, Sultan...what would you say to the guess that it was Buchanon who spilt the beans to Woodward? I think I've heard that speculated....

320 posted on 02/26/2003 5:04:23 AM PST by FBD
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