[MeekOneGOP]

Hmm? I'm not too good with stories. How about some humor? ...

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

--"Take it easy, Doc, you're boldly going where no man has gone before."

--"Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

--"Can you hear me NOW?"

--"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

--"You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally married."

--"Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

--"You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out. You do the Hokey Pokey...."

--"Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

--"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

--"Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

And my favorite:

--"Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?"

[conservativemusician]

Man, that's funny!

[sultan88]

--"If your hand doesn't fit, you must acquit!"

Hey Meek, this happened to me a year ago January. NOT a pleasant experience!