To: TLBSHOW
Democrats are racist and are Anti-American bunch of scumbags! I gotta go take a Hillary.
To: Fred Mertz
I gotta go take a Hillary. **cough** Grape juice just came out my nose! Happy now? Ew, the keyboard! LOL!
15 posted on
02/13/2003 12:13:29 PM PST by
Snowy
(Tick off a lib -> Work hard, earn lots of money, and be happy)
To: Fred Mertz
LOL....a new FR phrase is born.
22 posted on
02/13/2003 12:17:53 PM PST by
mystery-ak
(Saddam...your time is almost up..my hubby's on his way to kick your a$$!)
To: Fred Mertz
I gotta go take a Hillary.I just hope you wipe your Bill when you're done!!
To: Fred Mertz
Sat next to a full-fledged liberal on a plane rid the other day. 'Course the man was an arrogant know-it-all...so, after listening to an hour's dissortation on how great Clinton was, I finally got a word in edge-wise.
I asked him the following question: "Sir, you seem to know everything, can you tell me why goats, cows and horses all eat in practically the same pasture but it all comes out differently. For instance, goats have these little pellets; with cows you get a 'pie,' and horses give you 'bisquits.' Can you tell me why?"
After pondering the poser for what seemed like 10 minutes, he finally answered: "I don't know..."
Well, sir," I said, "You seem to know everything else but you really don't know HILLARY!"
98 posted on
02/13/2003 12:54:49 PM PST by
meandog
To: Fred Mertz
I gotta go take a Hillary...Don't forget to wipe your clymer.
99 posted on
02/13/2003 12:54:59 PM PST by
Petronski
(Not.)
To: Fred Mertz
LOL!
101 posted on
02/13/2003 12:55:14 PM PST by
sauropod
(It's OK to drive an SUV if it helps you get babes.....)
To: Fred Mertz
I gotta go take a Hillary.No need to go unless you are near an open flame, it's only gas, unless maybe it's a sneaky one w/ a Bubba knot in it.
126 posted on
02/13/2003 1:07:17 PM PST by
putupon
(Smack a frog and call him Suzette)
To: Fred Mertz
Shame on you - you should show more respect for natural bodily functions.
;-)
137 posted on
02/13/2003 1:17:10 PM PST by
mombonn
To: Fred Mertz
Nice Shot, I always like to catch them drinking.
140 posted on
02/13/2003 1:23:02 PM PST by
bmwcyle
(Semper Gumby - Always Flexable)
To: Fred Mertz
I gotta go take a Hillary. You got my vote for best comment of the day!
To: RJayneJ; Fred Mertz
I gotta go take a Hillary.I formally nominate this for Quote of the Day.
170 posted on
02/13/2003 2:13:31 PM PST by
Poohbah
(Beware the fury of a patient man -- John Dryden)
To: Fred Mertz
I gotta go take a Hillary.Does that hurt?
177 posted on
02/13/2003 2:36:03 PM PST by
upchuck
(DUMP The Hildebeaste :))
To: Fred Mertz
I gotta go take a Hillary. Hey! Don't you know you are not supposed to use obscene language on FR?
184 posted on
02/13/2003 2:40:39 PM PST by
Allan
To: Fred Mertz
Don't forget to wipe your Bill...
To: Fred Mertz
"I gotta go take a Hillary."Why not? I just took a Bill and finished it off with some Algore white papers!!!
We also still have a little role of Reno tissue to pick up our weiner dog's little accidents from time to time. (grin)
304 posted on
02/13/2003 5:15:46 PM PST by
SierraWasp
(Snap Out Of It, CA!!! Be Courageous! It's Contageous! Zap Zany Gray!!!)
To: Fred Mertz
I gotta go take a Hillary.Pretty grumpy today. You gave me my first (and only) laugh. Thanks.
To: Fred Mertz
"I gotta go take a Hillary."Here........take a roll of Daschle with you.
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