[meandog]

Sat next to a full-fledged liberal on a plane rid the other day. 'Course the man was an arrogant know-it-all...so, after listening to an hour's dissortation on how great Clinton was, I finally got a word in edge-wise.

I asked him the following question: "Sir, you seem to know everything, can you tell me why goats, cows and horses all eat in practically the same pasture but it all comes out differently. For instance, goats have these little pellets; with cows you get a 'pie,' and horses give you 'bisquits.' Can you tell me why?"

After pondering the poser for what seemed like 10 minutes, he finally answered: "I don't know..."

Well, sir," I said, "You seem to know everything else but you really don't know HILLARY!"

[sauropod]

LOL!

You should have given him a copy of Boortz's book "The terrible truth about liberals"