Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Blowin' In the Wind")

How many roads must a man walk down before you call him a man?
How many Dreams must each Tyrant kill before he's forced to step down?
How many lives must the Socialists kill, before RATS are forever banned?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R, my FRiends, is Lib'ralism's DEAD!!!
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is fightin' 'gainst RATS' Spin!!

How many fears must the Networks create before RATS're squashed by the FRee?
How many years can RAT-sheeple persist that Mass-Murder's just peachy-keen?!!
How many times can RATS' Hearts trick their Heads, pretending Slick's blacker than me?!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is helping FReep RATS' pigs,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is blowin' out the Ditz's!!!!

How many times must Lib'rals be duped before they will see Slick LIES?
How many victims must one man have before the Rapist hears her cries?
How many deaths will it take 'till World knows that Central Authority is VILE?!!

The A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends, is Fightin' 'Gainst Left's Spin,
The A.N.S.W.E.R. is taking down Clinton/Soddim/Treason.(gettin' outta the UN?!)

Mid...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"THE A.N.S.W.E.R., my FRiends..."

Black XVI FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I've got to remember to tell you about my hair cut experiance by an Iranian gal the other day. I had a very interestin' conversation with her. She is a Shite, and her family still lives in Iran. After talking with her, I have more hope for Iranians, then I do the French, by far."

Look forward to the story, my FRiend...MUD

[Landru]

"Ahh...I keep forgetting that you're confidence in the American people is not as high as mine."

Just a witness my friend, just a witness.

"Ya know, if one were to strike out Dubya, and insert Reagan in the excerpt above it'd seem just like the 80's."

Yea-yea...
Except for one major difference, j, it's 2003. Not, "the 80's."

Do me a favor?
Dig-up a copy of Chicago's "Harry Truman" & listen to it (carefully) & as you listen think about the comparison you've made, above.
OK?

...there's a message in that song, for you.

[Mudboy Slim]

"dyslexic atheists don't believe in Dog"

In Dog We Trust...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"drivel is drivel no matter how you dress it up..."

Well, it looks preeeetty good in that haltertop, leather skirt and spiked heels ya got workin' now, MurryMom...if ya got it, flaunt it!!

Ahhh-WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, Werewolves of London's Callin'...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Disagree wholeheartedly."

I agree that yer disagreeable, 'pod...MUD

[Landru]

"Disagree wholeheartedly."

You sound adament, 'pod!!
So where's the fight, lemme at 'em!

"Strats rule."

Fender builds a wonderful, durable instrument.

"Wouldn't give mine up for love nor money..."

Nor should you.
Didn't know you played; nevermind, for how long or what you favor.
Why don't you take a minute & speak to us of what it is you're doing with your strat, these days?

...a little inspiration's always welcome.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...it's 2003. Not, "the 80's."

EXACTLY!!! The Children of Reagan are NOT the Children of Eisenhower, my FRiend...we are hard-core ideological zealots who KNOW The Left is WRONG!!! You reckon we oughtta just "Move On" when we know that?!! You thinl we're a buncha GUTLESS RINOS?!!

Unh unhh...ain't gonna happen!!

FReegards...MUD

BTW...RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. IMPRISON.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

[sauropod]

Have been a Hendrix afficionado for many years. Am also getting back into some ol' Delta blues.

Actually debased myself and went into a "Guitar Center" yesterday. Not a Vox AC-30 to be seen...

Although they ARE marketing "classic" Marshall 4x12 cabinets...

[sauropod]

So ye 've got a passive/aggressive side to ye now?

[Mudboy Slim]

Passive nuthin'...I'm actively aggressive...LOL!!

Next Saturday's gonna be a HOOt...MUD

BTW...Old Dominion FReepers, I wanna show of hands...who's gonna be there next Saturday and how many folks are ya draggin' along?!!

[conservativemusician]

"Strats rule"

Read the rest of the post, dude! I'm with ya.

I said LP's are great, but I'm a strat guy. Always have been. Only difference is I got a Humbucker in the bridge position, gives me a little more variety!

[conservativemusician]

"Actually debased myself and went into a "Guitar Center" yesterday. Not a Vox AC-30 to be seen..."


I don't know what the story is with GC. The one on Long Island I go to (I'm hooked there in a big way) was carrying AC-30's for a long time but I haven't seen 'em lately.

They get too much for 'em anyway.

[conservativemusician]

Mornin' Landru.

Have you played yer guitar today?

[Landru]

"Have you played yer guitar today?"

Lemme guess...the *musician's* version of, "Have you hugged your kid today?" {g}

I *definitely* plan on it a little later.
*Must* walk over to speak with the lovely gal next door about the four of us seeing "The Temptations" (live) when they visit this pissant town, next month.
*Priorities*, y'know?

I've completed my end of the deal for you...some 9 & a half hours worth of work from my 2,000+ collection of CDs.
Some (I'm certain) you've heard, some you may not have.
The work you find familiar will at least be material (I'd wager) you've not heard in many years; while, the other stuff is what I'll be most curious for your feedback.

Now, for this horrible weather (snow every-other-day!) would just let up I could get your & one other package over to the PO.
I might talk to the green eyed Irish Lass I'm going to see in a few minutes about loaning me her Volvo Cross Country in the event we get slammed with the storm they say is coming our way.
If she's not busy & gives me the go ahead, look for the *package* no later than Wed/Thurs.

...we'll talk more on this, I'm sure.

[conservativemusician]

"Lemme guess...the *musician's* version of, "Have you hugged your kid today?" {g} "

Yes............it is.LOL

9 1/2 hours! You rule!

We got lucky this weekend, it's just been raining like a damn monsoon for two days. Helped knock down the drifts from Monday!

Lookin' forward to the package. Thanks in advance.

[stand watie]

YEP!

free dixie,sw

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