Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[FBD]

"... MUD, please don't pester MurryMom with manure spread by your buds in the RNC that is so easily debunked."

I don't know, MurryMom, I guess that all depends on what the definintion of "IS" is doesn't it???

Geesh, your knee pads are firmly strapped on, aren't they,MurryMom???

Does Marc Rich give you a cut for being so loyal?

BTW, your POSTS make for EXCELLANT bathroom reading!
Thank you!!!

Don't worry Landru, I shall FLUSH, after this post, thanks for remindin' us about little toids like Murrymom... Most Sincere FRegards,
FBD

[FBD]

"I haven't played in a band that uses pyro since '87. I play in some big clubs and nobody would allow pyro to be used. This is a horror"

Yeah, poor people, plus badly burned survivors. Going to be some huge lawsuits...

I wondered why that place went up so fast, sound proofing foam...duh...

Makes a person a little leery about bein' in a packed club these days...

[MeekOneGOP]

ROFL !

[jla]

[jla]

How can a sincere person, especially a female, defend Clinton?
I'm curious MM, are you an advocate of any trade union?

[FBD]

jla,

Are you also a musician? There are some incredibly bright and talented musicians, writers and poets(Happy gal Mad Ivan) here.

BTW, that's an excellant question you just posed to "MurryMom".

Fregards,
FBD

[jla]

Are you also a musician?

No, I just know good music.

that's an excellant question you just posed to "MurryMom".

Well, MM appears to have the same wont as all liberals, in that they have a hand(out) in the cookie jar.

And I know a little something about the Left, as my Dad was named after Eugene Debs, & his brother's, (honest to God's truth), first/middle name was Carl Marx.
I guess my Grandparents thought it'd be somehow acceptable spelling it with a C instead of a K. (Or they just didn't know any different)

[FBD]

jla:"How can a sincere person, especially a female, defend Clinton?
I'm curious MM, are you an advocate of any trade union?"

Trade unions and Feminists really know how to "go down" with willie, don't they?geeesh...feminist women& Klintoon...wierd...

MurryMom, sorry if that hurt you...better put some ice on that...

FRegards,
FBD

[FBD]

So you have a lefty family too, huh?

Every days an argument, when politics come up around mine, heh, heh...

I'm like an ex-smoker that can't stand smoke. Most ex-dems are like that...

[Happygal]

I LOVE that graphic! Good job!!! *S*

[sultan88]

Excellent, my FRiend!!!

[Mudboy Slim]

"McAwful's Nightmare!!"...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Sweetie-Pie, how am I pesterin' ya?! Truth hurts, don't it..."The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'"

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! This Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!!
And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's Sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer Hearts and Minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...Foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL GIT T-Mack NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I searched an "urban legends" database"

That's yer source, SugarLips?! My my, why don't you just use the Nastional Enquirer like you usually do?!!

SHEEEEESH, you sure are lucky I don't love ya fer yer brains...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

You mean you ain't coming?! This has FReeperEvent written all over it..."FReepers ROCK ABB!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don'tchu know by now if you permit fecal matter to stand out in the open??...you're gonna draw all manner of Liberal-Socialist flies??"

Well, all the rest of my Lib'ral FRiends git DISAPPEARED from the threads...where's dwbh or Mr. Jenkins or Eschoir or TPW when you need a good Lib'ral to laugh at?!

I miss 'em...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bet yer hankerin' fer that Verginny ham!!"

HAH!!! MUD's hankerin' fer that bratwurst&brews smorgasborg...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"a guy named yankHATER!"

Oh, you mean the Sultan's son?! And sw just don't like scalawags and carpetbaggers...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"You'll never be able to beat the *rates*, food, or conversation anywhere in the lower 48, either. ;^)"

In Yer Humble Opinion, dude...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Jeff and Debby Smith from Richmond recorded this song ("Touch of the Master's Hand") on a gospel album about 12 years ago."

I'd like to git a copy of that...are Jeff and Debby still around?!

FReegards...MUD