Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Alamo-Girl]

You're quite welcome! Hugs!

[iceskater]

It was just one of those things - it just irked me. Hitting the reply button wasn't hard at all. Now, if I lived in DC, I'd be wanting to freep the French Embassy.

[Mudboy Slim]

"...the anti-war, commu-nazis marching in the streets are a small annoying minority."

So true...these people are rifraf scumbuckets who HATE America and everything that made this Country the Greatest in the History of the Planet. They are tools of Soddom and the other Tyrants who make the United Nations the JOKE it is!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Clinton Corruption Files!!"

Slick Willie ain't goin' away 'til we put him away in Prison!!

Move on, my arse...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Whatever Happened to the Roger Clinton Investigation?!"

"When committee investigators examined Roger Clinton's bank records for the years 1998 to 2000, they discovered that he had deposited large numbers of traveler's checks from foreign countries into his bank account — money that appeared to have nothing to do with Clinton's attempts to win pardons for friends and associates in the last months of his brother's administration. According to the committee's report, the traveler's checks were blank when they were given to Roger Clinton; he both signed and countersigned them when depositing them into his account. "Usually, the individual who purchases traveler's checks signs them when they are purchased, so that they cannot be stolen or used by an unauthorized individual," the report notes. "The fact that the buyer [of the traveler's checks] did not sign them and gave them to Clinton blank suggests that the funds were intentionally provided to Clinton in a manner calculated to conceal their origin." The sums were considerable. According to the report, on December 1, 1998, Clinton deposited $15,000 in American Express traveler's checks in his account. The checks had been purchased in Taiwan by a person named Huang Xian Wen — committee investigators were never able to figure out who that was. One week later, on December 8, 1998, Clinton deposited $23,000 in American Express traveler's checks, also purchased by Huang Xian Wen in Taiwan. On December 15, Clinton deposited four separate groups of traveler's checks. First was $90,000 in Citicorp checks from an unknown source in Taiwan. Next was $29,000, also in checks from an unknown source. Then there was $4,000 in Visa checks from a person named Lin Mei Guang in Taiwan, and finally $2,000 in American Express checks from Huan Xian Wen. According to the report, Roger Clinton made no more large deposits of traveler's checks until July 12, 1999, when he deposited $20,000 in American Express checks from an unknown source and $5,000 in Citicorp checks from a person named Sook-Eun Jang in South Korea. Four months later, on November 30, 1999, Clinton deposited $22,000 in Citicorp and Visa checks from unknown sources in Taiwan. That same day, he deposited $38,000 from a man named Pedro Jose Garboza Matos in Venezuela. Then he deposited $40,000 from a completely unknown source. Over the next nine months, Clinton deposited smaller amounts of blank traveler's checks totaling $46,000, mostly from sources in Taiwan and South Korea. In all, he put $335,000 in traveler's checks into his bank account between December 1998 and August 2000. Even after more than a year of work investigators were never able to accurately track their source or their purpose. The committee report says simply, "Why Roger Clinton received these substantial sums of money from overseas is unknown."

Who paid off Roger Clinton and WHY?!

There's an answer to this question but John Ashcroft is too much of an EffeteElite TOADIE to even ask the question!!

We need an Attorney General who ain't scair't of his own shadow...Ashcroft's an EMBARRASSMENT to the Bush Administration!!

FReegards...MUD

[backhoe]

Move on, my arse...

Slim, I'll agree to Move On when all the shills & spinners & enablers & liars & hangers-on... the Jackal Pack Press, their pals in the entertainment industry, the literati and the glitterati who look down on folks in flyover country, finally acknowledge their complicity and collusion in inflicting the most fraudulent, most corrupt, most downright criminal administration in history on this country.

And until they do, I'll keep reminding 'em:

[Mudboy Slim]

Yer right, my FRiend...we already know that the Clinton Administration was/is the Most Corrupt in American History; however, we're increasingly learning how corrupt--or feckless--the Department of Justice remains due to its BI-Partisan Collusion in refusing to hold the Clintonistas responsible for their felonious actions. And we are getting more and more evidence of how complicit the VastLeftWingMedyuhWhore'd is in ignoring RAMPANT Corruption!! Clinton has become an unmistakable bellwether in descerning ALL Politician's View of EffeteEliteCorruption and the upcoming RE-Impeachment Proceedings will force every Congressman--then every Senator--to go "ON-RECORD" as being Pro-Justice or Pro-Corruption!!

FReegards...MUD

[backhoe]

I agree with your every word- the clintons and their worshippers left a festering rot in the government, and corrupted much of the popular culture as well.

I told people it would take years and maybe decades to flush out the vermin the clintons installed in positions throughout the government.

[Mudboy Slim]

Years, YES...decades, NO!! America was sick to have elected Clinton in the first place, but we also have to give the VastLeftWingMedyuhWhore'd their due in bringing about this embarrassing chapter in American history. The Fourth Estate totally forfeit their role as truthsayer vis a vis Clinton; however, the longterm effect of this failure was to force increasing numbers of Americans to reject the Leftist Networks and Socialist rags like the NooYawkSlimes and WashingtonCompost as undependable sources of accurate information, while allowing more balanced sources of information--like FoxNewsChannel, Talk Radio, and the Internet--to gain a foothold in America. The Left cannot reverse the damage it has inflicted upon itself and the Left's Medyuh Monopoly will never be the same!!

Now, the worthless excrement that dominates the Federal Bureaucracy is surely still there, but I sincerely believe that Dubyuh and many in the GOP realize the Federal Government has got to be pared back significantly--in real dollars--and much of the corrupt deadwood that parasitically lives off the American taxpayers will be disempowered prior to Dubyuh leaving office in January 2009!!

As for the rot in the popular culture, it's up to US as parents and consumers to take care of that ourselves, IMHO...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Walk On The VILE Side!!"
(To be sung to Lou Reed's "Walk On the Wild Side!!")

Willie came from Little Rock, A-R-K...
Politicked his way across the U-S-A.
RAPED some women on the way...
Killed his "friends" 'cuz he was the Prez - Slick said:
"Hey Knaves, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"
Said "Hey Country, take a walk on the Vile Side!!"

John Huang came from Beijing in Red China.
In Slick's White House, Illegal Funds he laundered!!
But Huang never lost the Prez...
'Cuz Slick's TREASON required bread - Huang said...
"Hey Bill, sell yer NUKES to the Chi-Coms!!"
Said, "Hey Willie, Sell the Rope to hang yer side!!"
And Left's MedyuhShills go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)

Tobackky Al never once gave it away,
Chi-Com monks hadta pay and pay!!
Corruption here fer some TREASON there...
Clinton's White House is the place where they said:
"Hey kids, take a walk on the VileSide!!"
Said "Waco kids, we'll send tanks to make YOU FRY!!"

BourbonBirch Teddy picked up Mary Jo...
Looking for some lovin' from his two-bit HO!!
Drove into the Chappaquiddick, drowned his date then split the scene - Ted said:
"Hey Bobby, Kennedy's can't commit crimes..."
Said, "Hey Jack, DemonRATS...Ain't We ALL Vile?!!"

HildaBeast's just fading away,
Thought she was VeePee in her day.
Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash,
Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said:

"Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!"
MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!"
And the DemonRATS go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)

Mudboy Slim...first FReeped 20 July 1997 (re-FReeped 18 February 2003)

[BOBTHENAILER]

Mud uses Lou Reed to turn Slick Willie into his b!tch, name of Sweet Jane.

BWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHhahahahaha

[sultan88]

Hey, Great FReep job, my FRiend!!!

[FBD]

"Well, I for one NEVER go hunting without my trusty accordian...LoL!!"

Hey Mud,
I should probably knock it off, but along with your accordian, do you take your Persian kitty to flush the birds? Bwahaha! ;^D

OK,OK: full disclosure here...My Swedie is a big time cat lover, and to be honest, her 2 cats are kinda lovable.

There I said it, and I'm out of the closet: I like cats. Kind of.

[FBD]

Wesley Clark is klintoon's boy for POTUS candidate???
Huh...what about the hilda-beast?

[sultan88]

That reminds me...I promised to FReep two songs myself on this thread. I better get crackin'!!

[sultan88]

Wow, I got 400, 500, and 555. I must be some kinda cool!!

[FBD]

"however, if the EX-Soviet Union can pass a 15% Flat Tax"

That is sometihng, ain't it?
Mud,
Sometime I'll tell you about a Russian exchange student that I and my (ex)wife hosted in 2000. After having this kid in my house for almost a year, I don't hold out much hope for Russia, if he is representative of Russians. He thought Sodom Insane was A-OK, among other things...

FBD

[FBD]

"HildaBeast's just fading away,
Thought she was VeePee in her day.
Lib'ral Wretch, she covets cash,
Prison's where RAT BI+C#'ll breathe her last - she said:

"Hey Hubbell, thanks fer sirin' my only child!!"
MUD Said, "NooYawkers, Don't Y'all Got Any Pride?!"
And the DemonRATS go, doo dodoo (7x on F C)

Great lyrics, Mud...
"And the DemonRATS go, doo dodoo,"...
Bwahahaha!

I love that song...BTW, didn't Bob Dylan sing it also?

[FBD]

"Wow, I got 400, 500, and 555. I must be some kinda cool!!"

Posting to yourself don't count, IMO! :^D

FRegards, FBD

[FBD]

Thanks for the compliment, goldilucky.

BTW, you might know...
In Les Miserables; were the Thenardiers, English?
I love that musical, and the song, (Master of the House") is a riot.