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Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"
The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

Posted on 02/10/2003 3:26:55 AM PST by Mudboy Slim

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD


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To: kiras; NautiNurse; Iris7; stand watie; outerbanks
"The PeaceNiks Ain't Nuthin' But STOOOOOPID...and Pitiful!!"

"The peace protesters have failed to make their case."

Great editorial from the Charleston (SC) Daily Mail...MUD

341 posted on 02/15/2003 5:48:29 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (America, Bless GOD...'cuz He's ALWAYS Blessed US!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim
Mark me down as in for 3/23.
By the way, you're really not gonna wear that powdered wig, are ya??
342 posted on 02/15/2003 6:31:36 AM PST by jla
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To: jla
Powdered wigs ain't my style...LOL!!

"The Commies/PeaceFakers/DemonRATwhore'd Been Targeting America for 40+ Years!!"

"CURRENT COMMUNIST GOALS:
1. U.S. acceptance of coexistence as the only alternative to atomic war.
2. U.S. willingness to capitulate in preference to engaging in atomic war.
3. Develop the illusion that total disarmament [by] the United States would be a demonstration of moral strength.
4. Permit free trade between all nations regardless of Communist affiliation and regardless of whether or not items could be used for war.
5. Extension of long-term loans to Russia and Soviet satellites.
6. Provide American aid to all nations regardless of Communist domination.
7. Grant recognition of Red China. Admission of Red China to the U.N.
8. Set up East and West Germany as separate states in spite of Khrushchev's promise in 1955 to settle the German question by free elections under supervision of the U.N.
9. Prolong the conferences to ban atomic tests because the United States has agreed to suspend tests as long as negotiations are in progress.
10. Allow all Soviet satellites individual representation in the U.N.
11. Promote the U.N. as the only hope for mankind. If its charter is rewritten, demand that it be set up as a one-world government with its own independent armed forces. (Some Communist leaders believe the world can be taken over as easily by the U.N. as by Moscow. Sometimes these two centers compete with each other as they are now doing in the Congo.)
12. Resist any attempt to outlaw the Communist Party.
13. Do away with all loyalty oaths.
14. Continue giving Russia access to the U.S. Patent Office.
15. Capture one or both of the political parties in the United States.
[The DemonRATS and the RINOS!!]
16. Use technical decisions of the courts to weaken basic American institutions by claiming their activities violate civil rights.
17. Get control of the schools. Use them as transmission belts for socialism and current Communist propaganda. Soften the curriculum. Get control of teachers' associations. Put the party line in textbooks.
18. Gain control of all student newspapers.
19. Use student riots to foment public protests against programs or organizations which are under Communist attack.
20. Infiltrate the press. Get control of book-review assignments, editorial writing, policymaking positions.
21. Gain control of key positions in radio, TV, and motion pictures.
22. Continue discrediting American culture by degrading all forms of artistic expression. An American Communist cell was told to "eliminate all good sculpture from parks and buildings, substitute shapeless, awkward and meaningless forms."
23. Control art critics and directors of art museums. "Our plan is to promote ugliness, repulsive, meaningless art."
24. Eliminate all laws governing obscenity by calling them "censorship" and a violation of free speech and free press.
25. Break down cultural standards of morality by promoting pornography and obscenity in books, magazines, motion pictures, radio, and TV.
26. Present homosexuality, degeneracy and promiscuity as "normal, natural, healthy."
27. Infiltrate the churches and replace revealed religion with "social" religion. Discredit the Bible and emphasize the need for intellectual maturity which does not need a "religious crutch."
28. Eliminate prayer or any phase of religious expression in the schools on the ground that it violates the principle of "separation of church and state."
29. Discredit the American Constitution by calling it inadequate, old-fashioned, out of step with modern needs, a hindrance to cooperation between nations on a worldwide basis.
30. Discredit the American Founding Fathers. Present them as selfish aristocrats who had no concern for the "common man."
31. Belittle all forms of American culture and discourage the teaching of American history on the ground that it was only a minor part of the "big picture." Give more emphasis to Russian history since the Communists took over.
32. Support any socialist movement to give centralized control over any part of the culture--education, social agencies, welfare programs, mental health clinics, etc.
33. Eliminate all laws or procedures which interfere with the operation of the Communist apparatus.
34. Eliminate the House Committee on Un-American Activities.

FWIW...perhaps America needs to RE-ESTABLISH the House Committee on Un-American Activities!!

35. Discredit and eventually dismantle the FBI.
36. Infiltrate and gain control of more unions.
37. Infiltrate and gain control of big business.
38. Transfer some of the powers of arrest from the police to social agencies. Treat all behavioral problems as psychiatric disorders which no one but psychiatrists can understand [or treat].
39. Dominate the psychiatric profession and use mental health laws as a means of gaining coercive control over those who oppose Communist goals.
40. Discredit the family as an institution. Encourage promiscuity and easy divorce.
41. Emphasize the need to raise children away from the negative influence of parents. Attribute prejudices, mental blocks and retarding of children to suppressive influence of parents.
42. Create the impression that violence and insurrection are legitimate aspects of the American tradition; that students and special-interest groups should rise up and use ["]united force["] to solve economic, political or social problems.
43. Overthrow all colonial governments before native populations are ready for self-government.
44. Internationalize the Panama Canal.
45. Repeal the Connally reservation so the United States cannot prevent the World Court from seizing jurisdiction [over domestic problems. Give the World Court jurisdiction] over nations and individuals alike."

The Commie DemonRATS have accomplished much of their Agenda but America is striking back with a vengenace now...that's why the RATS and the FrenchSurrenderists and the NaziKrauts are worried...MUD

343 posted on 02/15/2003 6:43:56 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; constitutiongirl
Powdered wigs ain't my style

So did ya return it to the costume shop yet?

BTW...Your better half hear the Easy CD yet? And have you listened to it yourself?

You see the Feb 12th issue of The Observer?
Headline: Real estate taxes rise for 80% of Chesterfield property owners.

344 posted on 02/15/2003 6:52:58 AM PST by jla (Where ya been, C-Girl??)
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To: Pokey78; JohnHuang2; Landru
Mark Steyn's "Marching Fer Terror!!"

"Do you really think not invading Iraq will make all the bad stuff go away? Do you honestly believe the fig-leaf argument that, because Saddam is a nominally secular Ba'athist socialist, the Islamists would have nothing to do with him? He recently donated enough blood to have a full-length copy of the Koran written in it: that makes him less of a "secular" leader than Charles Kennedy, don't you think? You don't have to believe that if you don't want to. But your argument depends on giving both Saddam and al-Qa'eda the benefit of far more doubts than their prior behaviour warrants. Your line is basically: we can't really be sure he'd sell suitcase nukes to terrorists until one goes off in Birmingham. Then you and Armando will say, oh, OK, maybe there's a link after all - unless, of course, you're among the dead. I don't claim to understand the depth of opposition to Tony Blair. It must be frustrating to switch on the television every night and see Blair planning to save the world when he can't even do anything about the crummy hospitals and lousy trains and rampant crime. But sending a million Valentines to a monster to spite your own hard-hearted master is not the answer. Today's demo is good for Saddam, but bad for the Iraqi people, and the Palestinian people, and the British people. One day, not long from now, when Iraq is free, they will despise those who marched to keep them in hell."

Yep...MUD

345 posted on 02/15/2003 7:06:30 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)
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To: jla
I haven't listened to it, but I will soon...band's gettin' together tonite at the MudCave Annex if you wanna swing by...MUD
346 posted on 02/15/2003 7:07:45 AM PST by Mudboy Slim (Git the US Outta the UN...and Git the UN Outta the US!!!)
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88
Regarding 3/23...I told one of my supervisors about it a couple weeks ago, (he & his wife are GOP state delegates), and he seemed interested in taking the family.
I'll talk with him Monday about them joining us at the restaurant.

You going, Sultan?

347 posted on 02/15/2003 7:08:27 AM PST by jla
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To: Happygal
"Suffice it to say it involved an eight month pregnant woman and a gay man..."

Mutually exclusive, I'm sure.

"BUT, it was WONDERFUL!"

>?<

"And it has left me now..in love!! *S* Completely, deeply, dippy...with life *S*"

Splendid.
I guess this means I'm *out*, then -- all the way out -- huh.
Well I certainly hope you took an aspirine before hitting the sack, young Lady.
I *suspect* the kind of euphoria you're experiencing?

...is extremely short lived. {g}

348 posted on 02/15/2003 7:26:56 AM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
The high point on this past weeks Limbaugh show had to be Rush quoting the Rev Al Sharpton's response to the lamestream sycophant's questions concerning Tawana Brawley.

Good ol' Fat Al tells 'em -- all -- (paraphrased) he'd be more than happy to answer that question, on the day they ask Clinton about the rapes, illegal campaign contributions, illegal xfers of technology to China et al and on & on.
He hit every one of the skeletons, Mud.
Was just *such* a special moment & so naturally, I thought of you & your never-ending Jihad for justice. ;^)

Y'know?
To be hearing that kind of a ballsy comeback to the assinine muckraking questions posed from the pack of Liberal-Socialist lamestream hyenas & jackels -- who've the unmitigated gall to call themselves "journalists" -- was nothing short of invigorating.
Make no mistake about it, that guy Sharpton's got their number alright and I suspect they're not going to be screwing again with the good Reverand, anytime soon.

After the good Rev Al falls on his ass making a run for POTUS -- & assuming he survives -- he should seriously consider journalism as his next career because the man is no ones dumby.

...Al's kind of questions will shut the Liberal-Socialists down, cold.

349 posted on 02/15/2003 7:46:39 AM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
Thanks, Mud...was on my way to the Canteen when I spotted your ping. (^:

Guess who DOESN'T support the "peaceniks"?

Iraqi-Americans to Hold "Philadelphia Freedom Rally", Feb. 15, 2003, 12:00 pm-4:00 pm in Phil. Pa.. Iraqi-Americans WANT us to liberate Iraq!

Who knew? Dang press. This about says it all for me.

Speaking Out: Ten Things We Should Have Learned Since September 11, 2001
Marching orders - The press reveals its convictions in coverage of war and abortion rallies .


350 posted on 02/15/2003 8:18:55 AM PST by Ragtime Cowgirl ("The highest paid call girls in the history of the world." - Bob Dornan re. the UN)
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To: Landru
``Mutually exclusive, I'm sure. ''

Eh, what do you reckon! *L*

"BUT, it was WONDERFUL!"

Yeah, it's always wonderful to meet up with old friends that you haven't touched base with for a while. And besides, good food, fine wine, and lots of laughter in good company is always WONDERFUL, no?

I guess this means I'm *out*, then -- all the way out -- huh.

Oh hush! How can you say that Landru - and *I* your biggest fan! :-)

Well I certainly hope you took an aspirine before hitting the sack, young Lady. I *suspect* the kind of euphoria you're experiencing? ...is extremely short lived. {g}

I can respond only with three words!! ~plink, plink, fizzzz~

:-)

351 posted on 02/15/2003 8:42:09 AM PST by Happygal
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To: Happygal
"I can respond only with three words!! ~plink, plink, fizzzz~"

Ahhh capiche, say no more.
I'm completely fluent in plink-plink-fizzzz.

...you've some amazing talents, for a kid. {g}

352 posted on 02/15/2003 9:23:37 AM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
If Congress doesn't re-impeach this traitor than all of those refuse to impeach should be investigated for sedition.
353 posted on 02/15/2003 9:41:33 AM PST by goldilucky
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To: Mudboy Slim
That was funny...Mudboy! Very funny.
354 posted on 02/15/2003 9:45:44 AM PST by goldilucky
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To: Mudboy Slim
You're welcome!
355 posted on 02/15/2003 9:57:29 AM PST by goldilucky
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To: Mudboy Slim; All
Daschle's Change of Heart
356 posted on 02/15/2003 12:16:19 PM PST by sultan88 (Bomb Saddam)
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To: sultan88; Mia T; boris; Formerly Brainwashed Democrat; Mudboy Slim; Landru
For some reason I have a real strange hankerin' for some Brussel's Sprouts.
357 posted on 02/15/2003 12:20:36 PM PST by sultan88 (Below The Radar)
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To: Mudboy Slim; Landru
band's gettin' together tonite at the MudCave Annex if you wanna swing by...MUD

Not in this weather.
Not that me 'n the Renegade are worried, but with all these folks out there drivin' Fords wrecklessly in inclimate conditions, I just don't wanna take the chance.

Landru:


A hurrah for the Great One

358 posted on 02/15/2003 12:54:11 PM PST by jla
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim; Mia T
Sultan quote - "For some reason I have a real strange hankerin' for some Brussel's Sprouts."

You must be ill. I suggest bed rest, and plenty of liquids.

But if you insist on being masochistic, may I suggest the Norvegian culinary delight, called Lutefisk, for the main course?

Lutefisk is dried codfish that is cured in lye. To prepare, rinse in cold water, then boil in cheese cloth. Pour melted butter all over it to disguise it's mushy, bland fish-food taste. Yummm! ( One lutefisk serves 10 stray cats.)< I had many a Christmas ruined by this dish.

Attn: Mia T.- My grandma served it with Brussels Sprouts to top it off! At least that's how I remember that vile vegetable...uuurrp!

If ya'll will excuse me now, I'm off to find the nearest anti-war protest, and get in the face of some Brussels Sprouters.

Mud, I'd sure like to come back east, and see that Patrick Henry re-enactment. I'll have to see if I can finagle something.

359 posted on 02/15/2003 1:06:35 PM PST by FBD (Oofta! Just say NO, to Lutefisk!)
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To: jla; Mudboy Slim; yankhater; iceskater; Administrative Simplification; P8riot
"Not that me 'n the Renegade are worried, but with all these folks out there drivin' Fords wrecklessly..."

That reminds me. Weren't we (Richmond FReepers) suppose to take in a 'Gades game this season and take a ride in your gade to the game??? Season's almost over and it doesn't look like the 'Gades will be in the playoffs. Heck, it even looks like they may leave town due to bad attendance this year.

360 posted on 02/15/2003 1:25:27 PM PST by sultan88 (Below The Radar)
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