You must be ill. I suggest bed rest, and plenty of liquids.
But if you insist on being masochistic, may I suggest the Norvegian culinary delight, called Lutefisk, for the main course?
Lutefisk is dried codfish that is cured in lye. To prepare, rinse in cold water, then boil in cheese cloth. Pour melted butter all over it to disguise it's mushy, bland fish-food taste. Yummm! ( One lutefisk serves 10 stray cats.)
< I had many a Christmas ruined by this dish.
Attn: Mia T.- My grandma served it with Brussels Sprouts to top it off! At least that's how I remember that vile vegetable...uuurrp!
If ya'll will excuse me now, I'm off to find the nearest anti-war protest, and get in the face of some Brussels Sprouters.
Mud, I'd sure like to come back east, and see that Patrick Henry re-enactment. I'll have to see if I can finagle something.