Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"When MUD Takes Slick Down!!"
(To be sung to U2 and B.B. King's "When Love Comes To Town")

The King of the Blues...MudBoySlim!!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!!

Slick is a Traitor...Vile Threat to the FRee!!
Lib'rals Give Slick All Raves...Right's Gonna Make Sheeple SEE!!
RightWing's fer Fighters...Put a Hurtin' on the Left!!
Next we'll stand and sing all the things Right's said.

When MUD comes to town,
We're Gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's Gonna Save the Day!!
FReepers, Left is Wrong, they'll always let you down,
And Slick Killed Twenty Kids when he Burned Waco Down!!

(TheBigMan puttin' a hurtin' on his LesPaul...)

RATS call it "Love" when they enslave black kids...
Left keeps making promises that their DOLTS soon forget.
Juanita, she was RAPED...'cuz she trusted DemRATS!!
Then Slick left her crying said, "Put Ice on it, ma'am!!"

Ran into a juke joint...we shall make Slick Willie SQUEEEEEAL!!
The Voters shall learn the Truth...Vile RAPISTS can't feel!!
As MUD's music played, Right helped Country turn around...
Right'll Save The Day once Ol' Rush comes to town!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(Mudboy on harmonica.....squeelin'it!!!)

When MUD comes to town,
Right's gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
We'll Kick A$$ then take names!!
FReepers, Right was wrong to ever let you down,
But they did what they did before MUD FReeped RATS' clowns!!

(Conservativemusician kickin' it on lead guitar!!)

I was there when Left crucified my Lord...
I'll sing 'gainst Willie while Good FReepers Teach the World!!
Right can't be nice as we Kill RATS' Pride...
But we'll see Truth conquer the RATS' BigLies!!

When MUD comes to town,
We're gonna WHUP RATS' Stain!!
When Rush comes to town,
Right's gonna Save the Day!!
Baby, Right was Wrong to ever let you down,
But Right did what it did before MUD went to town!!

(second solo by the BigMan)

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.........."

{c:fade}

MOJO's workin' fine...LOL!!

Mudboy Slim


389 posted on 12/31/2002 4:02 PM EST by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Times They Are A'Changin'"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "The Times They Are A-Changin'"

Come gather round, Sheeple...in office and home...
And admit that corruption in DeeCee has grown!!
Then, demand that Slick's TREASON shall not be condoned!!
WE MUST FIGHT!! The Nation's worth savin'!!
Country, better stop sleepin' or yer souls Left will own...
Folks, the times they are a'changin'...

Come, blow-dried twit Networks who tyrannize with your "spin"...
Our Prez'dent has spied...WE MUST NOW INDICT HIM!!
And CONVICT Bill's goons...then WE'LL IMPRISON SLICK!!
Yes, Limbaugh's sellin' TRUTH 'bout Slick's TREASON!!
Left's poltroons, y'know, we'll be FReepin' the Net!!
Press, the times they are a'changin'...

Come Senators, Congressmen, please heed our call...
Please stand up fer Justice...please tear down Slick's walls!!
Folks, watch how you vote...'cuz we're watchin' y'all!!
Battle fer hearts and minds rages...
We'll soon FReep yer meetings and clatter yer halls...
Pols, the times they are a'changin'...

Come mothers and fathers throughout the Land...
Look in yer kids' eyes...they are yer Scottish Clan...
Yer sons and yer daughters...look to you, MAKE YER STAND!!!
Left's Cold War has moved to this Nation!!
Please get out and help us...AIN'T PATRIOTISM GRAND?!!
Parents, the times they are a'changin'...

(Excellent harp jammin')

The line has been drawn...foundation's been cast!!
WE'LL GIT T-Mack NOW...THEN IMPRISON SLICK LAST!!
Welcome Prez'dent Bush...Ashcroft, get off yer A$$...
New World Order is rapidly fadin'!!
And the People's Power'll be returned at last...
Ohhh, the times they are a'changin'!!

[Mudboy Slim]

Some Songs Take Longer to FReep Than Others...LOL!!

"The Centaurs kick major butt on this tune, and I know it'll be a classic once I finish FReepin' it!!" 233 posted on 11/02/2001

Eventually, though, they'll ALL git FReeped...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Justa Prison Drone"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "Like a Rollin' Stone")

Once upon a time, you spewed yer lies...
Danced the Bubba Jive with yo' wife...I WARNED YOU!!
Mudboy wrote and sang, "Beware, BOY, yer bound to fall..."
What ya think?! [that] I wuz...kiddin' you?!!

You used to...prance about...
Brain-dead Elitists...hangin' out.
Now, FOB's don't talk so loud...
Now they don't seem so proud...
About knowin' yer cellmate, Bubba, makes you squeeeeeeeeeeeal!!!
How does it feeeel?! Slick, how does it feeeel?!
Knowin' Prison's yer home...just a rock-crushin' ho'!!
Justa Prison Drone!!!

Ahhh...you went to the finest schools...
Alright, Slick Willie, but you know you only used to get...JUICED IN 'EM!!
You never learned, BOY, how to live within walls concrete...
And now yer gonna have to get...used to it!!
You say you never told them lies...
Never raped Lady J...didn't know about the spies...
We're not buyin' yer ol' alibis...
Slick, we'll avenge all them children...YOU have fried!!
Now, you say, "Do we want to...Make A Deal?!!"
I DON'T THINK SO!!!!
How does it feeeel?! Bill, how does it feeeel?!!
To be on yer own...with yer whole Legacy Blown...
Do ya hear me now?! Yer just a Chi-Com HO!!!

Ahh you...never turned around to see the frowns...
On yer spokesmen and yer clowns who all did...tricks fer you.
Slick, it's understood that you ain't no good...
Real Men wouldn't let Ol' Butch Reno take yer...licks fer you!!
You used to ride on Air Force One with ol' Arafat...
Then you sold all our nukes to them Chinese cats...
Ain't it hard...when you discover that...
You really ain't, BOY, where it's at?!!
Tell me, Slick, whatcha want fer yer last meal?!!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?! Gonna make you kneel...
Willie, yer on yer own...in the FReeper Zone!!
Yep...a complete unknown...YOU, WE SHALL DETHRONE!!

Ahhh...wake up, all of you Sheeple...FReep the Elites...
They're all partyin'...thinkin' Slick's...got it made!!
Showerin' Slick with precious gifts...
Where Slick's goin' them cellmates don't like TRAITORS...
They don't take kindly to RAPE!!
You used to be...so amused...
At my Mudboy Songs and my "Radical RightWing Views"...
Come to me...and kneel down...let's make some News!!
Slick, beg to me, "Mudboy, please don't tighten the noose!!"
Yer vulnerable now...and all yer secrets, we'll reveal!
HOW DOES IT FEEL?!! Bill, HOW DOES IT FEEL?!!!
To know you'll be DETHRONED!! Knowin' Prison's yer next home!!
Just a rock-crushin' 'HO!!! JUSTA PRISON DRONE!!!!

(Sweet harp to fade)

MUD

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RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE. DISBAR. DE-PENSION. INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Operation SST...PROCEED PER SCHEDULE!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHmmmmmmmmmmmm...MUD!!

1 Posted on 07/22/2000 07:29:16 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Impeach@gain.harder!!)

)=^D...I ain't stoppin' 'til we're done!! How 'bout YOU?!!

[conservativemusician]

You coming to NY?

Best call me if you do!

[BOBTHENAILER]

Well, Mudboy, he just grinned )8^D! and said, "Let's FIGHT!! I'll Teach you FEAR!!

I'm really ticked now. Coffee is all over the computer screen, I choked and coughed so hard it was a near cardiac arrest experience.

Slick's bum is a throbbin'. HAHAHAHAhahahahaha

[FBD]

I get a kick out of Irish songs! ("to be bellowed to the Irish folk song")

BTW, I hear the Irish boys down at the pub recently declared war on Iraq...

[FBD]

"FBD vs. FBD...Who's Winning?!"

Heh, Heh, yeah that post does sound a bit schitzo...
I've seen other posters make corrections to themselves, so I thought I'd do it...LOL

BTW, I'm winning. :^)

[FBD]

WORLDS DUMBEST PROTESTER

Frank Wright of Lanesboro, Minn., marches with other protesters in rural Harmony, Minn., Saturday, Feb. 8, 2003, holding a sign reading 'What Would Mr. Roberts Do?'

Wright had the perfect idea: Use a beloved television character to make his point about a potential war with Iraq.

The only problem was that he meant to write 'Mr. Rogers,' he explained 'Perhaps I don't watch enough TV.' (AP Photo/Janet Hostetter)

Where is a ZOT, when you need one?

[FBD]

[boris]

"If not rational thought, certainly good taste dictates that if the brussel sprouter willingly samples some of the detested veggie, he should keep his mouth shut and chew, not mouth off to the chef."

Hey! There's a brussels sprout in my food! I demand to speak to the chef!

Send it back to the kitchen. Pace George Bush Sr.--I ordered broccoli.

--Boris

[iceskater]

Excellent!

[stand watie]

OK!

[stand watie]

yep!

[sultan88]

I love it!!

[FBD]

Dear Mud's Black Thread Reg'lars;
Guys and Gals,

We've been discussing books lately, so I thought I'd share this thread with with ya'll. It's a bookmarker, and a keeper.

100 Best Nonfiction Books Of The Century

I want to wish you all a very happy Valentines Day, and weekend!

Off to see my Sweedie, catch ya next week.
Sincerely,
FBD

[Happygal]

Folks, I just got in home from THE BEST Valentine's night I've ever had!! *LOL*

Suffice it to say it involved an eight month pregnant woman and a gay man...BUT, it was WONDERFUL!

And it has left me now..in love!! *S* Completely, deeply, dippy...with life *S*

I hope you all have an equally splendid St. Valentine's night *S*

[sultan88]

"And it has left me now..in love!! *S* Completely, deeply, dippy...with life *S* "

Hey, kiddo. Good to see ya smiling. Glad you had a great day!

[goldilucky]

I also have a list of books many of which are worth reading:

1) Tragedy and Hope by Carroll Quigley

2. Set Up & Sold Out - Find Out What Green Really Means by Holly Swanson

3.Behold a Pale Horse by William Cooper

4. Big Brother NSA and Its "Little Brothers" The National Security Agency's Global Surveillance Network- by Terry L. Cook

5. KGB- The Inside Story- Christopher Andrew and Oleg Gordievsky

6. Proofs of a Conspiracy (1798) by John Robison

7. World Revolution by Nesta H. Webster

8. The Secret Powers Behind Revolution by Vicomte Leon de Poncins

9. The Socialist Network by Nesta H. Webster

10. Through the Eyes of the Enemy by Stanislav Lunev

11. Philip Dru: Administrator by Edward Mandell House

12. The Creature From Jekyll Island by G. Edward Griffin

13. Crossfire - Witness in the Clinton Investigation by L.D. Brown 14. The Impact of Science on Society by Bertrand Russell

[Mudboy Slim]

300...MUD