Black XV: "Stranglehold!!"

The MudCave ^ | 10 February 2003 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Stranglehold!!"
(To be sung to Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold")

Here we come again, Bill Clinton...
Gonna RE-Impeach!!
Medyuh FReaks got No SAY, Slick Willie!!
Clinton's Gonna Git FReeped!!
Slick, Right's been stalkin' you so long...
You know Truth's here to stay!!
Got you in a stranglehold, Willie...
RINOS, Git Outta OUR Way!!!

Slick, you married a bitch now, din'tcha?!
What were YOU thinkin', you hound?!
Soiled OUR House, You Villainous TRAITOR...
Dig Mudboy's Righteous Sound!!!
Folks, Yer Forefather's DIED fer you to be FRee...
Socialism's sooooo passe'!!
Got RATS in a stranglehold now, Country...
Let's DETHRONE Slick TODAY!!!

(The BigMan kickin' it on guitar like only GONZO hisself can!!)

FReepers, we gotta Git JUSTICE!!
Limbaugh, it's time YOU said so!!
The Sheeple think Right and Left are the same...
They're CONFUSED...Slick's TREASON Shall Be Shown!!

Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...FReepersUP!!
Come on...Fight RAT's SCUM!!
Come on...Slick's a BUM!!
Come on come on come on come on, Patriots!!
Come on come on come on come on up!!
Come on come on come on come on, Nation!!
Come on, ASHCROFT, COME ON!!!!!

Leftist views are fer PhatCows!!
DemLib'rals LUST Fer RAT-Power!!
If Ashcroft gits in our way, Dubyuh...
You know Right'll force him OUT!!

Good Patriots they died to protect me...
Yes, FReedom's Here To Stay!!
Got Slick in a Stranglehold, Lib'rals...
Right's Gonna Whup Yer A$$!!!

(Gonzo Jammin' 'til we're done!!)

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"i could tell you some really juicy stories about..."

PerkyKatieCouric...and I shall...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'd suggest that the next meeting o'the minds be on a Sat. or Sun."

When's B.B.King gonna be in Richmond again?! I'll buy ten (10) tickets together and I'll sell 'em at face value to the first four couples to call dibs...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"No Swisher Sweets allowed!"

I'm a MacanudoMan...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Comeon up MUD...we need ya....make the trip and bring the Mrs...."

The Missuz don't FReep...but a good buddy of mine is having a weekend long batchelor party in Atlantic City, so I might be having a change of heart about NooYawk...MUD

[conservativemusician]

"we're good fer a gig or two there this Spring"

As long as that beer is cold, count me in!LOL


I'm off to work.

[Mudboy Slim]

"I'd like to nominate justFred "the fweet head" for my list, and MurryMom...heh, heh...."

I'm VETOin' both nominations, my FRiend...MurryMom looks too damned good in a thong and army boots, and justfred simply ain't worth the hassle...I want nominations like Whorealdo, Begala and the goofy reptile-lookin' dude who married Madam Matalin...BWAHAHAHA!!!

ThreadNaziFReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Don't forget to bring some duct tape wid ya...."

I'm outta duct tape since I snailmailed all seven rolls I got to D'A$$hole and that GOOFYGEEK Sen. Reid from Nevada...when's Reid up fer reelection, BTW?!!

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Beer is cold and FRee fer musicians associated with MUD...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"DaisyScarlett...One of the Good Gals!!"

Glad to see you back, my FRiend...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"FReep On"
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Dream On")

Prez'dent's slime...Hillary, how he fears her.
All these lies, but the Truth's gettin' clearer...
Slick Willie's done...
Bill, RESIGN!...You've lied, now be gone...
Isn't that the way? Can anybody trust the foolish words you saayyyyy?
Yeah...I know nobody knows why you strayed, but you must go!
We know Lib'rals believe, those fools ain't gotta clue...they'll learn!!

All Bill's life's been a joke that enrages...
Bought and sold by Commies from Asia!
You know it's true...
Sliiiickkk...all these crimes lead back to you...
Folks, sing with me, no need to fear,
With all these scandals, Slick'll do ten years [UPDATE: Life!]!
Sing with me, we'll win the day,
No need for sorrow, the Good Lord'll make Bill pay...
Ayy-yeahhh...

Yeah...sing with me, don't shed a tear,
Sing for your daughters, make sure Slick hears!!
Sing with me, fight for the day...
Ignore TeeVee polls, the Cru-Man'll put Bill away-ay-ay-ay.

FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until our dream comes true!
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep until it's Bill who's screwed!!
FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on, FReep on...
Aghhhhhh...
Sing with me, force out these bums...
Sing for our Freedom and sing for our sons!
Sing with me, whaddaya say?
Maybe tomorrow, Bill Clinton'll just go away!
Sing with me, and later next year,
Libs will be slaughtered, destroyed for years!
Sing with me, Mudboy don't play...
Maybe tomorrow, Presidents'll mean what they say!!

MUDBOY SLIM

FReep On, folks, FReep on!!

MUD 1 Posted on 08/15/1999 19:51:44 PDT by Mudboy Slim

The Prescient One, indeed...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Vile Corruption"
(To be sung to Aerosmith's "Sweet Emotion")

Vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...Re-e-eno-o's obstru-u-uctin'...
I sing about Slick, seems nobody cares...
Writing these songs, but nobody hears.
You can say I ain't sane, but I wanna make clear,
That scumbag, Willie, he'll be gone this year!

Slick's a sweet-talkin' Lib'ral with a Socialist bent,
But his power base's gone...China money's all spent!
Well, it ain't really news, Bill's a real good liar...
But with FReepers on Slick's Case...Clinton's FReedom'll expire!

Re-e-eno's obstru-u-uctin'...vi-i-ile corru-u-uption...
Slick's pulled no punches attackin' Ken Starr,
Jim Carville said, "We fight dirty...'cuz this here's WAR!"
Bill's springin' them leaks, 'cuz he's tryin' to hide...
The obscene extent to which Slick's folks have spied!
TYRANNY!!!!!!

So you say we oughtta just give Bill a pass...
But Slick ain't a King...that's why we kicked Britain's A$$!!
That Billzabubba, he's a very bad man...
But Mudboy's on his case...Clinton doesn't stand a chance!!
Oww!!!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Woodstock II" (The RightWing Version)
(To be sung to Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's "Woodstock")

Well, I came upon a dude named Rush...
He was talkin' about Left's 'Ho-oh-oh...
And I asked him, "Tell me where we are goin'?!"
Limbaugh told me...

Said, "We're goin' to the DeeCee Mall...
Gonna join in The Patriots' Stand...
Rebuild Reagan's Shinin' City on the Hill...yeah!!"

Right is starvin'...fer some Boldness...
RE-IMPEACH...Senate shall CONVICT!!
Folks, we must now DETHRONE Slick the Evil Tyrant!!!

Folks, show the Left what Right is...
Lib'rals shall recoil in FRight!!
Yes, they'll cower from Lord's Justice...
Waco's smolderin'...
DemonRATS're the Party of Fear!!
FReepers, ain't it time we make Our Stand?!
Just IGNORE the Media Spin...
Dem Leftist Whores ain't winnin'!!!

We're God's Warriors...Right's emboldened!!
RE-IMPEACH...Senate Shall CONVICT!!
Patriots shall now DETHRONE Left's Chi-Com Whore...YEAH!!!

(Guitar Jammin')

We're the Right-Wing...we're emboldened...
We'll git Slick...you know it, too, Rush!!
We shall then INDICT Clinton...CONVICT! IMPRISON!!
By the time we got to Abe's spot...
We were o'er One Million Strong...
Poker Face cranked righteous songs...Whatta Celebration!!!
Yes, we FReep because we love this Great Land...
Takin' MY guns?! That won't fly...
Demand Justice fer Slick's lies...
Lord, Save Our Nation!!

Git Out, Lib'rals!! Yer time's OVER!!
Yer payin' up fer yer Devil's Bargain!!
'Cuz we got to get ourselves back to the Gah-ah-ah-arden!!

Mudboy Slim
20 September 2000

BTW...FReepers, please join US in DeeCee on the 1st of March 2003 in Washington, DeeCee for a wonderful day of patriotic speeches and music!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 09/20/2000 06:54:03 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Justice Shall Be Ours!!!)

Gotta go...MUD

[BOBTHENAILER]

Sing with me, and later next year, Libs will be slaughtered, destroyed for years!

Prescient indeed. Great crystal ball FReep song. BTN

[FBD]

The Duct Tape Guys

For Immediate Release:

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Use duct tape and plastic sheeting to create airtight "safe room" in your dwelling. That's what the DHS recommends. Tim suggests that an airtight room may get rather stuffy and oxygen deprived after the recommended three day inhabitance, so he suggests using Bubble Wrap® instead of plastic sheeting - when you're running out of air, you just pop the little bubbles.

If you are going to choose one room of your house to make airtight for three days, Jim suggests the kitchen, "That's where the food is."

Tim disagrees. "If you have to hold it for three days you're gonna be in a world of pain! Make your airtight room the bathroom."

Or, skip the airtight room altogether and make your own biohazard suit by duct taping yourself from head to toe. "We suggest that you duct tape over an old suit or a pair of long johns. Do NOT apply the tape directly to your skin. It's binding, it pinches, and when you remove it you'll also be removing every hair on your body - talk about a world of pain!"

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Fill a cardboard tube (like those inside rolls of toilet paper) with hundreds of duct tape baffles and duct tape this to your face covering your mouth and nose. Make sure the sticky sides of the duct tape baffles are facing away from your mouth. When you inhale, the sticky baffles will filter the air you are breathing. (Use paper towel tubes - if you want to take deeper breaths)

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Your SUV can make a great airtight family escape pod. Get the family in the vehicle and then hire a neighbor kid to wrap your SUV in 150 rolls worth of overlapping duct tape strips. Make sure he gets into the wheel wells and under the chassis. This will not only make sure that the SUV is airtight, it will also assure that you aren't driving the vehicle and blowing through our precious oil supplies (you'll kill two birds with one stone).

Speaking of saving gas; You can become less dependent on foreign oil using duct tape. Just make a big wad of sticky-side-out duct tape on the front bumper of your vehicle. Drive up behind another car going your direction, smack into their back bumper (give them a friendly wave and mouth "sorry") attaching your car to theirs. Put your vehicle in neutral and turn off your engine. You'll enjoy fuel economy in the 100s of miles per gallon.

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[Happygal]

I HAVE A THEORY!!!!! :-)

OK folks, I was sitting in court (again working!! And NOT the defendant! *LOL*) today, scratching my head wondering WHAT the French and Germans are doing re: the Iraq situation.

This is my conclusion.

Saddam Hussein has a beard and wears a beret. Right? A-HA! The French THINK he's one of them!!!!

As for the Germans? Well, ye know, they always went for guys with little black moustaches.

I rest my case! ;-)

[jla]

LOL

[Happygal]

CEO of the Sofa, btw is a great book.

I read it on the plane on my way home from Canada in November and loved it.

I think I sent a copy to JLA for his birthday.

[sultan88]

Since we're on books, I'd like to get an opinion on the following, I haven't read them: "The Hillary Trap" by Laura Ingraham "Slander" by Ann Coulter "The 70's; How We Got Here" by David Frum, author of "Dead Right"

Of these, I have only read "Slander" by Ann Coulter. In her refreshingly, fruittart-biting style, Coulter rips into the fabric of the lying leftist media, tearing them to shreds.

[sultan88]

"...and the Black thread regulars!

The "regulars" are such that we have expanded to include FReepers with more than 10 letters in their screen name.

[sultan88]

Happygal - That is FUNNNEEEE!! LOL!!