Sign suggestions to protest perver Ritter at college speech.

[1Old Pro]

Should a local radio talk show which broadcasts in the Albany area where the pervert Ritter lives,

organize a silent protest when he goes to speak at Schenectady County Community College? Kinda like an anti-anti-war protest.

E-MAIL the program director and ask him to organize this protest:

Email:

pvandenburgh@albanyradio.net www.wrow.com

Now, how about some suggestions for signs!

[demnomo]

No, no, Scotty-boy wanted the little girls to FIND the scud. ;)

[donozark]

PERFORMING THIS EVENING! Scott Ritter

[Petronski]

Home of the
Whopper

[syriacus]

Scott Ritter: A weapon of massive self-distruction.

How true.

[cake_crumb]

Hmmm...have you done any Ritter parodies based on Aretha Franklin's Insp...I mean...Respect Yourself ?

(I've now got two partial versions running through my warped little mind)

[shaggy eel]

,,, dat school ain't a hummin'
dat school ain't a titter
dey don't want no bit o Ritter.

[techcor]

Do the "Amber Alerts" have any logo? If not, just "Amber Alert: Scott Ritter in town" should do.

[Terriergal]

Ha ha!

[Terriergal]

What's a titter?

[Terriergal]

Ritter:
COME ON, LET'S PLAY 'INSPECTOR'

[Terriergal]

"No REALLY OFFICER, I was doing RESEARCH!"

[Terriergal]

Mommas don't let your babies grow up to talk to UN Weapons inspectors....

[SarahW]

My sign wouldn't be funny. It would simply say, it neat block letters,

"Narcissistic Personality Disorder"

[SarahW]

Like yours the best. :)

[doug from upland]

Ritter songs -- CLICK.

[RippleFire]

[grumple]

"Have whopper will travel..."

Of course that leads into many Anti-whopper protests, laws, and more ignorant politicians...

..."once got busy in a burger king bathroom" has now become
"once got arrested in a burger king parking lot"...theme music should be playing in the background

this guy is a shame and a disgrace...

And then again the sign could be a suggestion for the new 99cent value meal menu with such selections as:
99cent junior-poppa w/cheese
99cent mack-daddy shake
99cent raked potato
99ccent come-to-poppa-whoppa
99cent junior-baby-childburger... (junior bacon cheeseburger)
99cent Pappy meal w/saddam hussein action figure (collect all four). Pappy meal comes with chat room, ride, and a stroke...
99cent scud-missile-whistle ice cream cone

And how about..."Hey Scott!! Need a napkin??!!

[shaggy eel]

What's a titter?

,,, direct to you from The Oxford Concise Dictionary...

titter v.i., & n.1.v.i. laugh or giggle in restrained or covert manner. 2.n. such laugh. [imit.]

[shaggy eel]

,,, Scott Ritter/Snot Splitter BUMP.

[ErnBatavia]

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