You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

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[LadyShallott]

You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

All of your family portraits are in the computer room

You can only see the back of your spouse’s head in your family portraits because they are reading the breaking news.

Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk

Finding a new place to dine means actually eating at the dining room table.

Your spouse can tell you news from around the world but can’t tell you what the local weather is like.

When you utter the phrase “Hold muh beer alert” and your spouse is the only one that thinks it’s funny.

Your spouse has a folder on the desktop entitled “Freaks Of The Day Pics” and you know what that means.

You tell your husband that you are in labor and he says “ Hold on, I need to take a shower”.

Your spouse asked for a Hillary Clinton voodoo doll for Christmas.

You actually went to Wal-Mart and asked if they carried them.

You think Clintons real name is Klintoon.

That on your wall of pictures is Jesus, the kids and President Bush

Your Spouses “To Do” List:

Post a thread Mow The Lawn Get Some Milk Donate To Free Republic

You hear your spouse singing the national anthem to your newborn instead of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”.

In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.

Your husband asks you to take out a nice piece of silver and you go to the gun rack.

[LadyShallott]

I don't often post here as my husband, chance33_98, is logged in and I use his handle. This one is from me though :)

[LadyShallott]

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[Hildy]

LOL...All day long my husband tells me about news events hoping he SCOOPS me. Of course, he never does. The conversation always ends with.."I've already read in on Free Republic dear, but good try!"

[chance33_98]

You trying to tell me something hun :)

[slimer]

Your wife attends a Christmas party by herself and when people ask her, "where's your husband"? She replies, "he had some freeping to catch up on."

[Fiddlstix]

ROFL
C

[blackdog]

And a carefully positioned mirror by the computer so I can watch television (Fox News), the children, and the front door without having to turn around.

[Blue Collar Christian]

WHEW! For a minute there, I thought your wife had a camera in my house! CHEERS!

[Thisiswhoweare]

One posts a reply and spends hours seeing if someone replied hitting the refresh icon continually every few seconds!

[chance33_98]

One posts a reply and spends hours seeing if someone replied hitting the refresh icon continually every few seconds!

The wife is sitting at her computer laughing at me :) I thought I was the only one that did that....

[knak]

Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk

at my house that also means fighting over who gets control of the mouse while eating!

[CounterCounterCulture]

I don't often post here as my husband, chance33_98, is logged in and I use his handle.

I thought he just had one of those multiple-personality disorders or was bi-sexual or somethin' ;-)

You tell your husband that you are in labor and he says “ Hold on, I need to take a shower”.

This was my favorite

[chance33_98]

I thought he just had one of those multiple-personality disorders or was bi-sexual or somethin' ;-)

multiple-personality disorder - I am either offline or online :) I don't think I know the name of any TV shows on the air right now, except sponge-bob (or sponge bot as my daughter calls him). I miss the days of Twin peaks....

[CounterCounterCulture]

I miss the days of Twin peaks....

Loooooved that first season.

"She's dead...wrapped in plastic"

[chance33_98]

Loooooved that first season.

I have that on DVD, still waiting on the other seasons. It was the best of them but even the later seasons were better then anything else on TV then (also liked picket fences).

[ken5050]

When you only have sex during the quorom calls on C-span 2.....

[The Duke]

Hey...I resemble that remark!!!

[Dubya]

And its a great post.

LEE GREENWOOD

[Joe Bonforte]

You know you're married to a Freeper when...

He writes an opus when he quits a job.

When he goes to the bathroom at 2 AM, you hear keyboard clacking before he comes back to bed.

He never reads Mark Steyn columns in the newspaper because he's already seen them on FR.

You express sympathy for a liberal argument and he says, "Oh, come on, Ash."

He can tell you all the things that are wrong with DU, even though he's never been there.