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You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……
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Posted on 01/19/2003 10:08:47 AM PST by LadyShallott



You Know You Are Married To A Freeper When……

All of your family portraits are in the computer room

You can only see the back of your spouse’s head in your family portraits because they are reading the breaking news.

Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk

Finding a new place to dine means actually eating at the dining room table.

Your spouse can tell you news from around the world but can’t tell you what the local weather is like.

When you utter the phrase “Hold muh beer alert” and your spouse is the only one that thinks it’s funny.

Your spouse has a folder on the desktop entitled “Freaks Of The Day Pics” and you know what that means.

You tell your husband that you are in labor and he says “ Hold on, I need to take a shower”.

Your spouse asked for a Hillary Clinton voodoo doll for Christmas.

You actually went to Wal-Mart and asked if they carried them.

You think Clintons real name is Klintoon.

That on your wall of pictures is Jesus, the kids and President Bush

Your Spouses “To Do” List:

Post a thread Mow The Lawn Get Some Milk Donate To Free Republic

You hear your spouse singing the national anthem to your newborn instead of “Twinkle Twinkle Little Star”.

In the heat of passion you call out your spouses screen name because you have forgotten his real one.

Your husband asks you to take out a nice piece of silver and you go to the gun rack.


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I don't often post here as my husband, chance33_98, is logged in and I use his handle. This one is from me though :)
1 posted on 01/19/2003 10:08:47 AM PST by LadyShallott
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2 posted on 01/19/2003 10:09:12 AM PST by LadyShallott
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3 posted on 01/19/2003 10:10:11 AM PST by Support Free Republic (Your support keeps Free Republic going strong!)
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To: LadyShallott
LOL...All day long my husband tells me about news events hoping he SCOOPS me. Of course, he never does. The conversation always ends with.."I've already read in on Free Republic dear, but good try!"
4 posted on 01/19/2003 10:11:08 AM PST by Hildy (I)
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To: LadyShallott
You trying to tell me something hun :)
5 posted on 01/19/2003 10:14:57 AM PST by chance33_98
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To: LadyShallott
Your wife attends a Christmas party by herself and when people ask her, "where's your husband"? She replies, "he had some freeping to catch up on."
6 posted on 01/19/2003 10:18:46 AM PST by slimer
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To: LadyShallott
ROFL
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7 posted on 01/19/2003 10:22:16 AM PST by Fiddlstix (Tag Line Service Center: FREE Tag Line with Every Monthly Donation to FR. Get Yours. Inquire Within)
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To: LadyShallott
And a carefully positioned mirror by the computer so I can watch television (Fox News), the children, and the front door without having to turn around.
8 posted on 01/19/2003 10:23:29 AM PST by blackdog
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To: chance33_98
WHEW! For a minute there, I thought your wife had a camera in my house! CHEERS!
9 posted on 01/19/2003 10:30:26 AM PST by Blue Collar Christian
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One posts a reply and spends hours seeing if someone replied hitting the refresh icon continually every few seconds!
10 posted on 01/19/2003 10:36:55 AM PST by Thisiswhoweare
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To: Thisiswhoweare
One posts a reply and spends hours seeing if someone replied hitting the refresh icon continually every few seconds!

The wife is sitting at her computer laughing at me :) I thought I was the only one that did that....

11 posted on 01/19/2003 10:39:05 AM PST by chance33_98
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To: LadyShallott
Eating dinner as a family means pulling a chair up to the computer desk

at my house that also means fighting over who gets control of the mouse while eating!

12 posted on 01/19/2003 10:44:36 AM PST by knak ("The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.")
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To: LadyShallott; chance33_98
I thought he just had one of those multiple-personality disorders or was bi-sexual or somethin' ;-)

This was my favorite
13 posted on 01/19/2003 10:45:06 AM PST by CounterCounterCulture (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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I thought he just had one of those multiple-personality disorders or was bi-sexual or somethin' ;-)

multiple-personality disorder - I am either offline or online :) I don't think I know the name of any TV shows on the air right now, except sponge-bob (or sponge bot as my daughter calls him). I miss the days of Twin peaks....

14 posted on 01/19/2003 10:49:17 AM PST by chance33_98
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Loooooved that first season.

"She's dead...wrapped in plastic"

15 posted on 01/19/2003 10:53:06 AM PST by CounterCounterCulture (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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Loooooved that first season.

I have that on DVD, still waiting on the other seasons. It was the best of them but even the later seasons were better then anything else on TV then (also liked picket fences).

16 posted on 01/19/2003 11:05:59 AM PST by chance33_98
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To: LadyShallott
When you only have sex during the quorom calls on C-span 2.....
17 posted on 01/19/2003 11:20:50 AM PST by ken5050
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To: LadyShallott
Hey...I resemble that remark!!!
18 posted on 01/19/2003 11:55:55 AM PST by The Duke
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To: LadyShallott
And its a great post.

LEE GREENWOOD

19 posted on 01/19/2003 12:00:57 PM PST by Dubya
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To: LadyShallott
You know you're married to a Freeper when...

He writes an opus when he quits a job.

When he goes to the bathroom at 2 AM, you hear keyboard clacking before he comes back to bed.

He never reads Mark Steyn columns in the newspaper because he's already seen them on FR.

You express sympathy for a liberal argument and he says, "Oh, come on, Ash."

He can tell you all the things that are wrong with DU, even though he's never been there.
20 posted on 01/19/2003 12:04:50 PM PST by Joe Bonforte
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