[Joe Bonforte]

You know you're married to a Freeper when...

He writes an opus when he quits a job.

When he goes to the bathroom at 2 AM, you hear keyboard clacking before he comes back to bed.

He never reads Mark Steyn columns in the newspaper because he's already seen them on FR.

You express sympathy for a liberal argument and he says, "Oh, come on, Ash."

He can tell you all the things that are wrong with DU, even though he's never been there.

[LadyShallott]

When he goes to the bathroom at 2 AM, you hear keyboard clacking before he comes back to bed.

ROFL! This is something that I can say really happens here in this house ALL the time. If he gets up I ask him when he is coming back in hours not minutes.

[dware]

When he goes to the bathroom at 2 AM, you hear keyboard clacking before he comes back to bed.

LOL! The other day my wife was talking to a friend about how she doesn't get any sleep anymore. She went on to explain that she couldn't count the number of times she would wake up at 2, 3 or 4 or in the morning to the sounds of me clacking away at the keyboard.

Sure am glad I ain't the only one!

[Quix]

Newspaper?

What's a newspaper?

Oh, That!

Been a while.

[TechJunkYard]

When he goes to the bathroom at 2 AM, you hear keyboard clacking before he comes back to bed.

I keep a laptop with a wireless card on in the bathroom... I can stay in there for hours!