On 5 November 2002, VOTE EARLY!!! and VOTE OFTEN!!Then, go to the most DemonRAT Distict in yer area and whup the FReepin' lights outta the Lib'ralLawyerDemonRAT who's stakin' out that location....MUD
Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")
It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!
It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.
Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
FReegards...MUD
On 5 November 2002, VOTE EARLY!!! and VOTE OFTEN!!Then, go to the most DemonRAT Distict in yer area and whup the FReepin' lights outta the Lib'ralLawyerDemonRAT who's stakin' out that location....MUD
Banana Peels
It was a propos of the voter fraud that Miami was first labeled a banana republic—by Dario Moreno, a political science professor at Florida International University who is a Cuban-American, like Sánchez, Carollo, Hernández, Russi, and most others involved in the scandal.
"This would never have happened in a Third World banana republic!" Carollo exulted when the court ruled in his favor in March 1998. But the label reappeared with a vengeance only two years later, when it was Carollo's own City Hall that was pelted with bananas by irate, non-Cuban-American citizens fed up with his Cubano-centric demagoguery in the Elián fiasco.
http://www.thegully.com/essays/america/001113miami_vote_fraud.html
I dispute this account, my FRiend...Luis Gonzalez, the one-and-only Banana Republican, was the first individual I saw utter this phrase in describing Miami...MUD
Yep...we do it all the time, but FReeping songs gives me and my buddies something we can all practice on our own and it makes our all-too-infrequent jam sessions that much more productive. Still, the dudes I play with much prefer doing originals, so I reckon we'll eventually get there.
Thanks fer the kudos, mi amigo...MUD
BTW...what do we have riding on this weekend's Titanic Struggle on the not-so-Frozen Tundra of Lambeau Field?!
"Mac-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond"
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin...
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus)
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!"
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
(McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in)
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said,
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum...
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!!
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who wouldda known?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Osama bin Laden's senior deputy, Ayman al-Zawahri, vowed that the terrorist group "will continue targeting the lifelines of the American economy."
Sounds like Dasshole and the RAT Senate talkin', don't it?! The Longshoreman's Union was attempting the same terrorist attack upon our economy at the urging of the RAT Leadership...whose to say Dasshole ain't callin' the shots with the DeeCee Sniper?! The RATS are desperate and it ain't like they mind taking innocent lives...what did Clinton/Dasshole know and when did they know it?!!
FReegards...MUD
I believe the RATS are in a state of collapse, verging on chaos...
From your keyboard to the Lord's ear.
5.56mm
Remember this Elian flashback couple?
ORLANDO, Fla. - A couple that held a fund-raiser Thursday for Bill McBride, Florida's Democratic nominee for governor, have fought for years to end the U.S. trade embargo against Cuba and once had Elian Gonzalez over for dinner.
Elizabeth Bagley, President Clinton's ambassador to Portugal, and her husband, Smith Bagley, an heir to the R.J. Reynolds tobacco fortune, were expected to raise more than $100,000 for McBride at their home in Washington, D.C.
When told about the Bagleys' anti-embargo background, McBride campaign manager Cathy Kelly said, "I don't know about this."
True life isn't that complex, but those who run the seat of power have made it complex with the use of private laws and treaties with other fiend nations that are in conflict with our laws (the Constitution). Honor God, yes... but be aware that Satan still plays a very important role on Earth. This is Satan's world and he knows his time is almost up. And those who run the seat of power on money, the economy, and "religion", pay their allegiance to Satan. May sound strong and heavy but even a child can intrepret this better than some adults because most adults have been conditioned by their early training in higher educations to become cynical, logical, and by the use of reasoning, have become blinded to what lies in front of them.
"Having read most of this thread I think MUD is suffering from a condition for which I invented a medical term to describe my own lapses of mental acuity--cephalorectodysplasia. Cephalo=head--recto=rectum--dysplasia=disordered growth."
Translation--head up the ass."
Please expound, Scholar, so that I might target my response more appropriately.
Or, you can keep FReepmailin' me yer little mindless insults privately like the gutless worm you are!!
Capiche?!
MUD
Yep...soooo apropos in the present State of Affairs...MUD
It's written in the stars, my FRiend...MUD
Cuban-Americans seem to have a genuine Thirst fer FReedom that ALL RATS ABHOR!! If you cannot be a good li'l plantation worker doin' what MassaRAT says, the Effete Elite RATS see you as a threat to their Power.
FReegards...MUD
Never met him, but I tend to agree.
FReegards...MUD
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