"Mac-Auliffe Came Down to Richmond"
(To be sung to the Charlie Daniels Band's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia")
McAuliffe came down to Richmond,
He was lookin' for some votes to steal,
He was in a bind 'cuz RATS're always lyin',
And he was willin' to make a deal!
Then he came accross this young man,
Sawin' on a fiddle and playin' it hot...
Left's KlintonKlone jumped up on an ol' Dogwood stump,
And growled, "Boy, let me tell you what...
Perhaps you didn't know it, but I'm a politician, too,
And if you care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play pretty good fiddle, boy, but give this Lib'ral his due...
I bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, cuz I think I'm better 'n you!"
Ol' Mud said, "My name's Mudboy and I don't trust yer spin...
But I'll take your bet and you're gonna regret,
'Cuz I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
(Chorus)
Mudboy, you rosin up your bow and play yer fiddle hard,
'Cuz Hell's broke loose in Richmond and Big Guv'ment deals it hard.
And if you win you'll get that shiny fiddle made of gold,
But if you lose, the Lib'rals get your soul.
Terry PUNK opened up his case and said, "I'll start this show!"
Slick's Bile spewed from his lyin' lips as he rosined up his bow...
And he pulled the bow accross the strings and it made an Evil hiss!
The Lib'ral Medyuh joined in and it sounded somethin' like this...
(McAuliffe fiddle solo...Leftist Med'yuh keyboards in)
When Slick, Jr. finished, Mudboy said,
"Well, yer pretty good, Vile One,
But sit down in that chair right there,
And I'll show you how it's done!!
"Spies in Slick's White House, Leftist Scum...
Slick's sold us out to the China-men!
Sickenin' true Americans, bangin' Dem Whores,
Lib'ral Bastards gonna Hear MUD Roar!!
(Mudboy solo)
McAuliffe bowed his head becuz he knew that he'd been beat,
And he laid that gilded crown on the ground at Mudboy's feet.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again,
I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
Mud sang, "Spies in Slick's White House, Vile TREASON!!
Willie sold his soul to the Evil One!
Slick's goin' to prison, takin' his Whore,
Medyuh's whinin', "Who wouldda known?!"
An oldie but a goodie...MUD
1 Posted on 08/08/1999 23:30:42 PDT by Mudboy Slim
"Osama bin Laden's senior deputy, Ayman al-Zawahri, vowed that the terrorist group "will continue targeting the lifelines of the American economy."
Sounds like Dasshole and the RAT Senate talkin', don't it?! The Longshoreman's Union was attempting the same terrorist attack upon our economy at the urging of the RAT Leadership...whose to say Dasshole ain't callin' the shots with the DeeCee Sniper?! The RATS are desperate and it ain't like they mind taking innocent lives...what did Clinton/Dasshole know and when did they know it?!!
FReegards...MUD
Remember this Elian flashback couple?
ORLANDO, Fla. - A couple that held a fund-raiser Thursday for Bill McBride, Florida's Democratic nominee for governor, have fought for years to end the U.S. trade embargo against Cuba and once had Elian Gonzalez over for dinner.
Elizabeth Bagley, President Clinton's ambassador to Portugal, and her husband, Smith Bagley, an heir to the R.J. Reynolds tobacco fortune, were expected to raise more than $100,000 for McBride at their home in Washington, D.C.
When told about the Bagleys' anti-embargo background, McBride campaign manager Cathy Kelly said, "I don't know about this."
In my opinion, your best effort to date.
Mudboy said, "Lib'ral, you come on back if you ever want to try again, I done told you once, you sonofabitch, I'm Righter'n you ever been!"
That's just great!!
And if you & the Sultan are feelin' up to snuff:
Date - Tuesday, November 05, 2002
Time - 7:00 PM to 10:00 PM
RSVP not necessary.
Come celebrate! The Cantor Victory Party will be held in the ballroom of the Sheraton West (formerly the Hyatt), 6624 W. Broad Street in Richmond. Festivities will start at 7:00 pm. RSVP not required.
By the way, Mud. You know who the more reputable tailors are in Richmond?
I'm lookin' to get a blazer w/a special 'GOP-related' insignia sewn on it.