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Black XI: "Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!)
The Dark Recesses of the MudCave ^ | 16 October 2002 | Mudoy Slim

Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

FReegards...MUD


TOPICS: Activism/Chapters; Constitution/Conservatism; Crime/Corruption; Miscellaneous; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Kansas; US: Virginia; Your Opinion/Questions
KEYWORDS: dubyuh; ledzeppelin; rocks; rolls
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To: Mudboy Slim
"All I want is "Funeral fer a FRiend"...MUD"

Keep mouthin' off & you won't need that song.
Find yourself the *subject*.

...having it sung to you, posthumously.

481 posted on 11/14/2002 2:05:01 PM PST by Landru
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To: Landru; sultan88; conservativemusician
That's Right...what's the one song we haven't FReeped from "ZOSO"?!

That's Right..."Stairway to Heaven"...why didn't MUD FReep it before now?! 'Cuz MUD always saves the Best Fer Last!!

FReegards...MUD

482 posted on 11/14/2002 2:06:08 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru; sultan88; jla
Blah blah blah blah blah...dude, I'm gonna come thru these here phone lines and whup yer arse!!

Then, we'll eat OysterStew together, and become FRiends...MUD

Just ask jla, he'll tell ya I ain't jokin'!!

483 posted on 11/14/2002 2:08:31 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru
"....sung to you, posthumously."

Y'all SUCK!!! I'm goin' to the record store...MUD

484 posted on 11/14/2002 2:10:11 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru
Whatever you do, please don't make MUD whup yer arse and make you MUD's Beach...please...MUD
485 posted on 11/14/2002 2:12:14 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Did YOU just call me '...a piece of Linguini'?!"

Well not quite.
I said...you had a piece of linguini hangin' between yer legs, in your hand, & you tried threatening me with it.
(Honestly, I laughed so hard I farted in your general direction ~east)
A very big-little difference, y'know?

"What'cher point?!"

Just that the old man's *sensibilities* might be offended by your calling one of the forum's more esteemed participants -- essentially -- a penis-head?
(I mean c'mon boy, the couth term used these days is, "Putz Head," don'tcha know?)

In which case?
Your *noble* thread might just disappear (again) into FR's notoriously bleak "Black-Hole of Nothingness" right along with various 'Rat disruptors & other assorted riff-raff.
Hellovaway to go, boy.

Just watchin' out for your *best* interests.

"I DO know where you and the RedHead live..."

Yea, so what?
I figure 800 miles is a safe enough distance to protect us both against any threat posed by bad breath.
Besides, you'd find you needed me more than I needed you once she grabbed 'hold of (ie, locked onto) that string of linguini & gave *it* a twist or two.

WAAt's da madda, Mud?
Did she (finally) throw yer ass out??

...*that* why ya seem to wanna come here so bad? :o)

486 posted on 11/14/2002 2:24:27 PM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Mary's Place" By whom?!

Sam Cooke??

487 posted on 11/14/2002 2:37:57 PM PST by sultan88
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To: sultan88; Mudboy Slim
Cut 17 on "Sam Cooke - The Man and His Music" CD. Pick it up at Plan 9. You will luv it!
488 posted on 11/14/2002 2:47:52 PM PST by sultan88
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To: Mudboy Slim
I don't that is really the issue here. The point is that Daddies shouldn't be lying about being affectionate to interns on the witness stand while under oath.
489 posted on 11/14/2002 8:20:00 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: goldilucky
I don't think that is really the issue here....
490 posted on 11/14/2002 8:23:10 PM PST by goldilucky
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To: Mudboy Slim
Paraphrasing Ten Bears' famous words, "Yer words of Death are true, therefore (?-wrong, but I'm not within reach of the tape, LOL) Yer Words of Life are True...Let it be LIFE!!

Paraphrasing Josey Wales: I reckon so

491 posted on 11/14/2002 10:55:12 PM PST by jla
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To: Mudboy Slim; Landru; sultan88
Just ask jla, he'll tell ya I ain't jokin'!!

Ask jla later. He's still chucklin' mighty good after reading this -------> *A* "Virginny Ham dropping through my skylight" could serve as an excellent metaphor describing his arrival, eh?

Back Suzanne For Luzianne!

492 posted on 11/14/2002 11:08:27 PM PST by jla
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To: Landru
"you'd find you needed me more than I needed you once she grabbed 'hold of...that string of linguini & gave *it* a twist or two."

Women can be sooooo mean and hurtful, can't they?!

LOL...MUD

493 posted on 11/15/2002 3:08:23 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: goldilucky
"Daddies shouldn't be lying about being affectionate to interns on the witness stand while under oath."

Yes, my FRiend, that is the LEGAL issue, but I've got MORAL misgivings about Der SchleekMeister as well.

FReegards...MUD

494 posted on 11/15/2002 3:16:33 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: jla; Landru; sultan88
"still chucklin' mighty good"

Heh heh heh...gotta give credit where credit's due...the metaphor joke was a zinger...LOL!!

FReegards, all...MUD

495 posted on 11/15/2002 3:20:00 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Jim Robinson
"If there is no federal income tax, there is no need for federal mortgage deductions. And there would automatically be a much bigger paycheck for every working American. Eventually, the Social Security Tax will also have to be phased out and privatized otherwise it fails of its own weight and goes bankrupt. This alone returns 16% (both sides, employee and employer) or so of every worker's paycheck to the working family.

As a bonus, the costs of all products sold will be reduced by 20% or so as the government tax burden on all products will be lightened.

Let's face it, the 25% that the federal government siphons off the GDP every year is a huge dead weight burden on our society!"

Utmost FReegards...MUD

496 posted on 11/15/2002 3:32:38 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Happygal
Peggy Noonan's "Smokers!!"

"...my thoughts keep tugging toward a group of people who are abused, ostracized and facing a cold winter. It's not right what we do to them, and we should pay attention. I saw them again the other day, shivering in the cold, in the rain, without jackets or coats. The looked out, expressionless, as the great world, busy and purposeful, hurried by on the street. They were lined up along the wall of a business office. At their feet were a small mountain of cigarette butts and litter. They are the punished, the shamed. They are the Smokers."

Reckon I'll haveta fire up a stoagie right now...MUD

497 posted on 11/15/2002 3:37:09 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
Thanks for the links and all of your work.
498 posted on 11/15/2002 3:53:40 AM PST by PGalt
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To: PGalt
Your welcome, my FRiend, and thanks fer the bump...MUD
499 posted on 11/15/2002 5:03:38 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Cyber-Band
"STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN"
(By Led Zeppelin)

There's a lady who's sure
All that glitters is gold
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.
When she gets there she knows
If the stores are all closed
With a word she can get what she came for.
Ooh~ooh~ooh Ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh~ooh.
And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

There's a sign on the wall
But she wants to be sure
'Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings.
In a tree by the brook
There's a songbird who sings
Sometimes all of our thoughts are misgiven.

Oooh it makes me wonder.
Don't it make YOU wonder?!

There's a feelin' I get
When I look to the west
And my spirit is crying for leaving.
In my thoughts I have seen
Rings of smoke through the trees
And the voices of those who stand looking.

Oooh it makes me wonder.
Oooh it really makes me wonder.

And it's whispered that soon
If we all call the tune
Then the piper will lead us to reason.
And a new day will dawn
For those who stand long
And the forests will echo with laughter.

Oh~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh whoah~ooh
Whoah~hooh~oh~ohh.

If there's a bustle in your hedgerow
Don't be alarmed now
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by,
But in the long run
An' there's still time to change the road you're on.

And it makes me wonder.
Ahhh~ah-oh~hoh.

Your head is hummin' and it won't go
In case you don't know,
The piper's callin' you to join him,
Dear lady, can you hear the wind blow
And did you know
Your stairway lies on the whispering wi__~hahh~ah-ohh?

And as we wind on down the road
Our shadow's taller than our soul.
There walks a lady we all kno__w
Who shines white light and wants to show
How everything still turns to gold
And if you listen very hard
The tune will come to you at last.
When all are one and one is all-yeah
To be a rock and not to ro__ll.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven.

500 posted on 11/15/2002 5:14:30 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
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