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Black XI: "Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!)
The Dark Recesses of the MudCave ^ | 16 October 2002 | Mudoy Slim

Posted on 10/16/2002 8:50:03 PM PDT by Mudboy Slim

"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

FReegards...MUD


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To: Joy Angela; ForGod'sSake; scholar; Liz; Landru; Snow Bunny; poet; sultan88; jla
Thank you, my FRiend...

"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")

If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem BareArsedBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.

All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ouch!!
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ooooohhh!!
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
Right's gonna roll, we're gonna roll now.
Left's goin' down, RATS're goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh.

Mudboy Slim

7 posted on 10/17/2002 0:25 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

461 posted on 11/14/2002 12:27:03 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88
"I can be at the sandcastle in a half-hour, Ol' Man"

Or, I can pick you up and we'll go hit the local music store...I need some friggin' Elton John...LOL!!

Next thing you know, I'll be doin' M&M...MUD

462 posted on 11/14/2002 12:29:57 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88
"What a strange way to deliver someone's winnings..."

Someday, yer gonna look back upon this thread and be shamed by yer lack of prescient wisdom...and you and I will chuckle over a healthy salad and a smidgen of vino...MUD

463 posted on 11/14/2002 12:32:37 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88
"...whatever pansy ACC team they face this weekend."

That'd be NC State, thankyouverymuch, with Maryland on tap fer next weekend...if we win both games, we'll finish 2nd or 3rd in the ACC. Say what you will, that'd be a very positive season fer a bunch of fellers picked to finish 8th!! Then again, we could lose both games and the game at Tech and not even be bowl-eligible...LOL!!

We'll see, won't we?...MUD

464 posted on 11/14/2002 12:36:52 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"I need some friggin' Elton John"

I think we need to FReep some classic Motown. Do you know "Mary's Place"? That could be turned into a FReep on Mary Landrieu or changed to "Nancy's House" satirizing Nancy Pelosi. The tune has been going through my mind all day.

465 posted on 11/14/2002 12:54:24 PM PST by sultan88
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To: sultan88; Landru
"Note: Not all sites have everything--try several sites. US=USA, NL=Netherlands, PL=Poland, CR=Croatia"

"Notice: Your search resulted in no matches."

Dude, I got no time fer wild goose chases...capiche?!!

SHEEEEEESH, I gotta go...MUD

466 posted on 11/14/2002 1:04:59 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: sultan88
"Mary's Place"

By whom?!

MUD

467 posted on 11/14/2002 1:06:32 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88
"So, Landru, expect the Virginny ham to drop through your skylights sometime late next summer. What a strange way to deliver someone's winnings, huh?"

Well, not exactly Sultan.
Although upon second thought?
*A* "Virginny Ham dropping through my skylight" could serve as an excellent metaphor describing his arrival, eh? ;^)

No, here read this.
I'll try to put all this into some kind of a proper *context*.
One you'll be able to better understand, OK?

"Keep it comin', FunnyMan, but double-bolt Dem skylights...MUD"

What Mud doesn't realize, Sultan?
Is that *just* for him my skylights have special properties.

...they're double-dolted.

468 posted on 11/14/2002 1:29:16 PM PST by Landru
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88
"...if we win both games, we'll finish 2nd or 3rd in the ACC."

Hmmmmm...wanna bet?

Sultan?
As usual.

...I'll avail my *legal* services to you, Sir. :o)

469 posted on 11/14/2002 1:32:54 PM PST by Landru
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To: Landru
"What Mud doesn't realize, Sultan?" will never harm him 'cuz it never has...IGNORANCE IS BLISS, dude, and it always will be, until I instruct you and the rest of the SHEEPLE otherwise...MUD

BTW...I gotta go git some EltonJohn......BWAHAHAHAHA!!

470 posted on 11/14/2002 1:34:12 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru; Jim Robinson; Bob J
"...I'll avail my *legal* services to you, Sir. :o)"

Lawyers SUCK...and you don't...try another FReepin' angle...MUD

BTW...You don't know me from Adam, do you! LOL!!

471 posted on 11/14/2002 1:37:26 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru
"...wanna bet?"

Yeah, I wanna bet...what're the odds, dick-brain?!

mud

472 posted on 11/14/2002 1:40:01 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru; sultan88; Liz; Black Jade; sinkspur; Rush Limbaugh; M. Thatcher
"...what're the odds, dick-brain?!"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...BWAHAHAHAHAHA...BWAHAHAHAHA...MUD

BTW....sorry, was that gloating?!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

MUD

473 posted on 11/14/2002 1:44:22 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim; sultan88
Guess Mud's not *interested* in any gaming now, huh sultan?

"BTW...I gotta go git some EltonJohn..."

I'd be saving my coin -- if I were you -- son.
You got *debts* to settle.

Incidentally, I've everything Elton John ever did -- some first edition CDs *&* vinyl, too -- including a double-CD boxed set of stuff he never released, publically.

Of course, you can't have any of it.

"BTW...You don't know me from Adam, do you!"

Well?
I know your name's not Adam.

...what else is there to know, really.

474 posted on 11/14/2002 1:45:37 PM PST by Landru
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To: Landru
"...they're double-dolted."

Seriously, Ol' Man...do YOU really wanna Peace of this?! I didn't think so, LargeTriceppedOne!!

MUD

475 posted on 11/14/2002 1:46:58 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru; M. Thatcher; Rush Limbaugh; Angelique; heavyd; CHIEF negotiator; BKO
All I want is "Funeral fer a FRiend"...MUD
476 posted on 11/14/2002 1:50:07 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Mudboy Slim
"Seriously, Ol' Man...do YOU really wanna Peace of this?!"

HA!!
Mud, is that really a piece of Linguini ya got hangin' there??

...or a macaroni shell? :o)

(eh, whadda ya callin' the old man over here for? ya nuts or sumthin?)

477 posted on 11/14/2002 1:52:11 PM PST by Landru
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To: MarkWar; OWK; heavyd; Inspector Harry Callahan; Militiaman7
All I know, MarkW, is that Cheech&Chong got nuthin' on me...MUD
478 posted on 11/14/2002 1:53:58 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru
"Mud, is...really a piece of Linguini..."!!

YO...DAN!! Did YOU just call me "...a piece of Linguini"?!

I DO know where you and the RedHead live...MUD

479 posted on 11/14/2002 1:57:51 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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To: Landru
"...ya nuts or sumthin'?"

What'cher point?!

MUD

480 posted on 11/14/2002 1:59:09 PM PST by Mudboy Slim
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