Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

To: Mudboy Slim
"Did YOU just call me '...a piece of Linguini'?!"

Well not quite.
I said...you had a piece of linguini hangin' between yer legs, in your hand, & you tried threatening me with it.
(Honestly, I laughed so hard I farted in your general direction ~east)
A very big-little difference, y'know?

"What'cher point?!"

Just that the old man's *sensibilities* might be offended by your calling one of the forum's more esteemed participants -- essentially -- a penis-head?
(I mean c'mon boy, the couth term used these days is, "Putz Head," don'tcha know?)

In which case?
Your *noble* thread might just disappear (again) into FR's notoriously bleak "Black-Hole of Nothingness" right along with various 'Rat disruptors & other assorted riff-raff.
Hellovaway to go, boy.

Just watchin' out for your *best* interests.

"I DO know where you and the RedHead live..."

Yea, so what?
I figure 800 miles is a safe enough distance to protect us both against any threat posed by bad breath.
Besides, you'd find you needed me more than I needed you once she grabbed 'hold of (ie, locked onto) that string of linguini & gave *it* a twist or two.

WAAt's da madda, Mud?
Did she (finally) throw yer ass out??

...*that* why ya seem to wanna come here so bad? :o)

486 posted on 11/14/2002 2:24:27 PM PST by Landru
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 479 | View Replies ]


To: Landru
"you'd find you needed me more than I needed you once she grabbed 'hold of...that string of linguini & gave *it* a twist or two."

Women can be sooooo mean and hurtful, can't they?!

LOL...MUD

493 posted on 11/15/2002 3:08:23 AM PST by Mudboy Slim
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 486 | View Replies ]

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article


FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson