Black XI: "Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!)

The Dark Recesses of the MudCave ^ | 16 October 2002 | Mudoy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Hey, I think getting Dubyuh to call into the Howard Stern Show would do wonders towards getting into demographics he's been unable to access otherwise...it worked fer some other politicians, I hear!!

Does anybody have an email address fer Dubyuh?! We shall FReep him incessantly until he sees it our way...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Did I ever tell ya 'bout..."The Legend of Mudboy Slim"
(To be sung to Charlie Daniels' Band's "Legend of Wooley Swamp")

Well, if you ever go back to the BonAir Swamp, well, you oughtta just do what's Right!!
There's things out there in the middle of them woods that make DemLib'rals cry from fright.
RATS still crawl and Med'yuh lies and Clinton sleeps around on the town...
And they say the ghost of Mudboy Slim gets up and he FReeps around.

Landru couldn't believe it!! Boy just had to find out for hisself.
Sultan couldn't conceive'it!! The dude never would have listened to nobody else.
MizBunny couldn't believe it!! She just had to find out for herself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

Spoken:
Ol' Mudboy lived in the Virginny Swamp, back in his cave on the woods.
He never did do a lotta harm to the world, 'cuz he always tried doin' Good.
People didn't think too much of MUD...they all thought he acted funny.
Ol' Mudboy didn't care 'bout DemSheeple anyway...All MUD cared about was gettin' JUSTICE!!
He'd stuff his songs down in remote threads and he'd bury tunes all around.
And on certain nights if the moon was Right he'd dig 'em up out with their sounds....
Slim'd pour his heart out on the floor of his cave and run his vocals through it.
Yeah, Mudboy Slim was an orn'ry old man and that's all that there was to it!!

DemRINOs couldn't believe it. They just had to find out for themselves.
Med'yuh couldn't conceive'it 'cause DemRATS never would have listened to nobody else.
JimRob wouldn't believe it. He just had to find out for hisself...
There's somethings in this world you just can't explain.

DemClintons was white trash. They forced most of US FReeper's ta FReep.
They were mean as Butch Reno and sneaky as RATS and quite arrogant when they'd speak.
One night Ol' Slickboy Willie said, "Y'all meet me at Ol' Muddy's Cave later.
We'll take old Mudboy's Justice and we'll feed him to the Litigators."
They found Ol' Mudboy out in the back with a guitar in his hand,
Thirteen RightWing FReeper songs was just dug up out of the sand.
Then, T-Mac went crazy and he beat Ol' Mudboy, and Slick picked Slim up off of the ground.
Threw MUD in Left's Swamp and stood there and laughed as the BlackWater sucked him down.
Then they turned around and went back to MUD's shack and picked up MUD's Justice and ran.
Slick hadn't gone nowhere when they realized they were publicizing MUD's Band.
McAuliffe struggled and Slick squealed but they couldn't get away and just before they went under
They could hear Ol' Mudboy laughing and a voice say, "Fear MUD's Justice!!!"

And that's been fifty years ago and you can go by there yet.
There's a spot in the yard in the back of MUD's shack where the ground is always wet.
And on summer nights, if the moon is right down by that dark footpath,
You can hear Slick Willie sqeeeeeealin'. You can hear Ol' Mudboy laugh!!!

BWAHAHAHA...MUD

[backhoe]

The President's Email Address is : president@whitehouse.gov
The Vice President's Email Address is : vice-president@whitehouse.gov

[poet]

"BTW...Time to take off the gloves and point out how ridiculous the DemonRAT's Party has become...just a bunch of whinin' LeftyLosers beggin' fer scraps from the Table of the All-Powerful Federal Leviathan!!"

I like the song, Mud, and I do the above every day.

FReegards

Though my last one seems negative:

Don't think I'm drinking from a bitter cup,
my friend, I will never give up,
hopefully lady justice will come through,
and get the clintons and their crew.

[Mudboy Slim]

"The Iraqs just praised Bush, Free Republic, and Republicans for supporting a regime change and helping them work toward freedom. Cool."

Yep...the communal convergence that occurred when FReepers and the Iraqis convened was almost spiritual. Seriously, at one point while I was guarding the Porta-Potties--to which the Iraqi-Americans had full access, BTW--one Iraqi-American man came up to me and told me that Sodom had killed his brothers and his entire family and I told him that I was his brother and we hugged then high-fived!!

I get a little misty-eyed just thinkin' back on it...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Bump...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black-Hearted Lib'ral!!"
(To be sung to Led Zepellin's "Black Country Woman")

Shall we roll it JimRob?
We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so queer?!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...
Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!
Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!

Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean?
Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.
Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!
Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...
Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!
Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!

Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!

Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so,
Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ahh but that's alright, I'd be the same way too.

Oh yeah-yo.
Roll Man! ROLL!!

Now my baby, now you didn't have to crucify me like you did,
Ya didn't have to tell me I was just your kid.
Hey, hey mama, what's the matter here?
Ya didn't have to tell me you would be my own,
We shouldn't have to deal with babies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?
FReepers'll Fight...I'll know HildaBeast, too.

Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Oh!

Next, I'm comin' fer you, Bubba!!
< Whistle!

BTW...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

I give up...nobody wants to FReep with the BigDawgs, is that it?! Alright...I'll git on my knees and ask Sinky to FReep my thread...Sinky, ya got some love fer a fellow FReeper?!

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black-Hearted Lib'ral!!"
(To be sung to Led Zepellin's "Black Country Woman")

Shall we roll it JimRob?
We're rolling on ah...[Number one.] One? Ah one again.
A-hah. I'm tryin'a get this aeroplane off.
Nah, leave it. Yeah.

Hey, hey Lib'rals...what's the matter here?!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you act so queer?!!
Ya didn't have to tell US that ya love Slick so...
Right's gonna haveta whupya, Commies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what'chu really FEAR?!!
Ya didn't have to be such a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make me put my fist in yer face.
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why ya act so queer?!
Folks, it's all Right...We're Voting 'Gainst Left's Fears!!

Hey, hey Networks...why you treat Right mean?
Oh, oh Med'yuh, why won't you come clean?! Oh yeah. Ah yeah.
Ya didn't have to slaughter children like you did...
Ya didn't have to tell me "MUD, yer just a kid."
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why'd ya treat Right mean?!
Ya didn't have to say you'd support FELONS with Pride...
Ya didn't have to tell Slick Left Approves ArkanCide!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...why you treat chicks mean?!
Folks, that's all Right, I'll know young Chelsea, too!!

Oh yeah, Let's ROLL!!

Ya didn't have to tell me that ya love Slick so,
Ya didn't have to leave US, Lib'rals...yer Slick's HO's!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ya didn't have to make yerselves a National Disgrace...
Ya didn't have to make MUD put his fist in yer face!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?!
Ahh but that's alright, I'd be the same way too.

Oh yeah-yo.
Roll Man! ROLL!!

Now my baby, now you didn't have to crucify me like you did,
Ya didn't have to tell me I was just your kid.
Hey, hey mama, what's the matter here?
Ya didn't have to tell me you would be my own,
We shouldn't have to deal with babies...Let US ROLL!!
Hey, hey Lib'rals...what is wrong with you?
FReepers'll Fight...I'll know HildaBeast, too.

Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah.
Ooh yeah~yeah. Ooh yeah.
Oh!

Next, I'm comin' fer you, Bubba!!
< Whistle!

BTW...

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.
DISBAR. DE-PENSION. DE-LEGITIMIZE.
INDICT. CONVICT. IMPRISON. DISCARD KEY.

Heh heh heh...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Once again, I am bored...I shall watch John Wayne and Montgomery Clift in "Red River" until my FReeper FRiends return from their various sojourns...MUD

[sultan88]

"Once again, I am bored...

You need to get your rest young fella. We all thought you wuz at the Cumberland Gap.

[sultan88]

So what is the current staus of the Steeler-Deadskin wager?? I do not recall any certification of last week's scores.

[sultan88]

"I shall watch John Wayne and Montgomery Clift in "Red River"..."

Better than watching that paean to Sen. Wellstone!! That was the most unusual "funeral" I have ever seen. Gave me the dry heaves!

[Landru]

"So what is the current staus of the Steeler-Deadskin wager?? I do not recall any certification of last week's scores."

Well there was a good reason I didn't post an update; nothing changed

Both teams won their respective games & so everything remained -- essentially -- the same, insofar as the win-loss column goes.

Didn't think there any reason to further aggravate the boy by reminding him he's one game closer to a pay-off, y'know?
He's been known to get quite *testy* if not altogether snippy when reminded bills are about due?

Forgive me, sultan; I guess one can trace my momentary lapse of reason back to the *kernal* of "Compassionate Conservatism" planted in my junk-yard dog mean heart some time back.
A good & competent *judiciary* cannot afford any measure of nonsense like, "compassion" now, can they?
I mean, the law *is* the law, huh.

Be that as it may:
Deadskins are 3W & 4L
Steelers are 4W & 3L

*Since* the Steelers maintain their 1 game lead over the Deadskins, the sultan remains firmly entrenched in the forefront of the wager; &, for all practical purposes?
The sultan appears well on his way to collecting a night on the town in a chauffeur driven limosine, for an evening of fine food & drink at the Richmond eatery of his choice [read: sultan's choice], all at the expense of Mudboy Slim.
(Footnote: Just a *friendly* reminder, Mud, but it is customary the driver & all other wait staff recieve a 20% gratuity. So, please make absolutely certain these additional figures are duely added into the *budget* now, OK? ~ie, the ol' CC has enough limit before there's even a remote chance of your pocketbook experincing a -- how should I say it -- financial hernia? We certainly wouldn't want there to be any uncomfortable *moments* during the sultan's and his lovely & gracious bride's special night on the town, would we?)

...& you can call that as *Certified* as it gets. :o)

[Mudboy Slim]

"...it is customary the driver & all other wait staff recieve a 20% gratuity"

I don't tip unless the staff earns it...not my fault they agreed to work fer TwoBucks an hour...LOL!!

Watch that stir up the Lib'ral Busboy Crowd...BWAHAHA!!

BTW...the bet's about who goes further in the playoffs, not who has a better record in the relatively-meaningless regular season...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Black!!"
(To be sung to Pearl Jam's "Black")

Ahhh-aiiggghhh...yeh...yeah-ahhh!!

Sleepy shady campsite...lovely FReepin' day...
Tanned legs spread out before me...sun-drenched body shined wet.
Lo...beauty from the Heavens...I revolved around her Sun. [MUD's Earth to Jewel's Sun]
Her warm scent I gasped, then I breathed...girrrrl's makin' me burn!!
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, I told the girl..."Kids should dream!!"
Ooooohh...o'er and o'er, Jewel begged of MUD, "Love Meeeee, BOY!!"
But MUD's gotta better half...with whom MUD lays down...
GOODBYE...my FRagile flame!!
Girl, Lib'ralism's DEAD!!
Nation, washed with blood...LIES, the Lib'ral's Shame...

I'll take the watch tonite...Left's surrounded by TYRANTS and HATE!!
I still hear Slick's laughter...Bill LIES to hisself.
Ohhhh...all Left's twisted thoughts I sing...SlixMYbitch!!
I'm spinnin'...ohhhh, MUD's grinnin'...)8^D!!
How quick the floor can...drop away-ay-ay-ay!!!!
God Bless my bitten land...must kick some Righteous A$$... Fer what Left did to me!!
Ohhh...Left's B!+(# is bad...Medyuh watched and fled... IGNORED everything...
Ohhh...the Left's ALL BAD...turned MUD's world to Black...
SLAUGHTERED 'bout all RATS see...All that I am...All I'll Beeeeee...YEAH!!!!

Un hunh...un hunh...HOO...

I know someday, Jewel'll make a beautiful wife...
I know she'll be MY Star...
But somebody else must Show Some Spine!! IT'S TIME!! JUSTICE BE THINE!!!!!!
How can it be?! It Shan't be!!
MUUUUUUUUUUUHHDDDD!!...AH HA AHHH!! Oooh...ah yeah...YEAH!!

Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...
Doo dah doo doo doodie doo...

Mudboy Slim and the Centaurs (9/18/01)...one week A.W.T.C.

"Alright folks...this is gonna be the big thread, the first one to break 10,000 replies."

[LOL...gettin' there...]

Actually, it's taking too long to load and some good FRiends' 'puters ain't loading it at all, so this is gonna be twenty (20) 500-post threads. But when that "Black XX" hits 500...Terry McAuliffe will be in Prison and the EX-Traitor-in-Chief will be RE-Impeached, Convicted, Dethroned, De-Pensioned, Indicted, Convicted, Imprisoned, and We'll have Thrown Away the Key!!!

I GARE-ron-FReepin'-TEE IT!!

Quite Sincerely...MUD

1 posted on 10/10/2001 6:19 AM EDT by Mudboy Slim

MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!!

I just heard repeats of the rally last night at Wellstone's memorial.

***WE WILL WIN!!! WE WILL WIN!!! WE WILL WIN !!!*** they ROARED with glee and excited emotion at the thought that Wellstones DEATH will lead to Victory!!

Victory? ? Do you think that they are just thinking of this 2002 Senate Race? No! This was a RALLY CALL to the TROOPS that Queen Hillary will soon be installed in power as President of the United States! They've dreamed of it happening but this Fortunate Death of one of their Comrades is going to make the Dream a Reality!

Who on earth CELEBRATES the Death of one of their own so that ANOTHER can RULE???? DemonRATS...you're Americans too. The leadership of your party is DRUNK with power! What are they going to DO with that power??? Do they REALLY represent what you care about? While you work hard to raise your family, these ELITISTS are drinking champagne and having whoopee in a back room in glory over the very thought of POWER!

Look back a few years...66+...and while MILLIONS were being slaughtered in Nazi Germany, Hitler and Eva celebrated much like we saw last night in the Memorial. While MILLIONS were starved to bones and gassed to death, the ELITE partied and filmed home movies of their Celebrations too!

STOP supporting this craziness! Vote out this bunch of crazies, and look to replace them with true Statesmen and Stateswomen that reflect YOUR dreams, and not their OWN DREAMS of Glory!!!

Words of Wisdom from Ms. Angela...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Here ya go, my FRiend...MUD

[Joy Angela]

Thank you so much! The topic in question lasted 5 1/2 hours in the Current Events Forum, until it was moved...

It was great fun. But, more than that, people seemed to be really interested in how EVIL the Democrats are, they aren't fooling anyone any more!

Less than SIX days until November 5!

[Mudboy Slim]

"We all thought you wuz at the Cumberland Gap."

I wuz...but ya gotta move fast in this business...MUD