Black XI: "Heck...Let's ROLLLL!!" (aka McAuliffe's MEAT!!)

The Dark Recesses of the MudCave ^ | 16 October 2002 | Mudoy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help US get it back, help US get it back, help US get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, gotta show some spine, been too long...
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
Right must reverse the Fears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers, Let's Act!! FReepers Must Act!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh cowers 'cuz Left KNOWS they ain't Right!!
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE help landslidin'. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

FReegards...MUD

[Ragtime Cowgirl]

I really don't care if he's ashamed of hisself or not, as long as he's sleepin' in a 8'x10' cell with an amorous 6'-6", 350-pound cellmate who calls him "Darlin'"...LOL!!

LOL!!!!! Lookie here: Democratic Party Chairman at Odds with His Party's Rank-and-File?. (^:

Taken out by his own party. We can hope.

Off to spread more sunshine...hah!

[KLT]

You know it MUD...we are gonna have a HOOT!

[Mudboy Slim]

Excellent link, R.C. ...has that been posted yet?

"Notwithstanding his in your face approach of partisan politics, it turns out that McAuliffe may be the worst thing to happen to the Democratic Party since Jimmy Carter met Ronald Reagan in 1980. The lessons of that election, in which the mild-mannered Southerner accused his opponent of political extremism and ended up in an electoral blowout and a loss of 12 Senate seats for the Democrats, might well have to be learned again."

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Peggy Noonan's "The Mad Boomer!!"

"The [HildaBeast's] entire campaign will be animated by the central insight she has derived in the years since 1991: Voters can be fooled, and mesmerized by repetition. A word here on the strange way they learned. Twenty years ago Ronald Reagan used words and events to communicate truths: America is good; democracy is the best form of government; the government should be our servant and not our master; the Cold War can be won. Hillary's generation of liberal political operatives watched, learned and added a variation: They would use words and images not to reveal but to obscure, not to clarify but to confuse. They would mislead their way to power."

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

John J. Miller's "Eyes on the Senate!!"

"If the elections were held today and all the latest polls were accurate (as tracked by that indispensable political cheat sheet, The Hotline), only four races would be too close to call: Colorado, New Hampshire, South Dakota, and Texas. The other contests would result in 50 Democrat senators (including "independent" Jim Jeffords of Vermont) and 46 Republican senators. The GOP would need to carry each of the nail-biters to reach parity in the chamber, which would allow Vice President Cheney to break 50-50 ties — beginning with the crucial vote for majority leader. And that assumes Sen. Lincoln Chafee (R., R.I.) doesn't pull a Jeffords and quit the GOP."

I like Mr. Miller and respect his expertise, but I'm sticking with my prediction that the GOP will end up with 53 or 54 Senate seats after 5 November...let's get our butts moving and make it a reality!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

From Miller's article...

"Herewith, an update of the 13 hottest [Senate] races in the land:

ARKANSAS
The Matchup: Sen. Tim Hutchinson (R.) vs. attorney general Mark Pryor (D.)
Latest Poll: Pryor leading, 48 percent to 43 percent, by Opinion Research
The Line: If Hutchinson hadn't divorced his wife to marry a young staffer, he'd be running away with this race. It's no coincidence that Pryor's latest ad begins with these words: "Loving husband. Caring father." Hutchinson couldn't do the same thing with a straight face. Hutchinson may well lose, and he'll have nobody but himself to blame. If Tom Dasshole remains majority leader by a single vote, Republicans all over the country will have him to blame as well.

COLORADO
The Matchup: Sen. Wayne Allard (R.) vs. lawyer Tom Strickland (D.)
Latest Poll: Allard leading, 41 percent to 38 percent, by Ciruli
The Line: Allard's numbers remain low for an incumbent, and a recent Zogby poll actually gave Strickland a one-point margin. But this is a Republican state and Allard is helped by an uncompetitive gubernatorial race that will see Gov. Bill Owens (R.) rack up a huge victory. Very close, but give a slight edge to Allard.

GEORGIA
The Matchup: Sen. Max Cleland (D.) vs. Rep. Saxby Chambliss (R.)
Latest Poll: Cleland leading, 47 percent to 41 percent, by Mason-Dixon
The Line: Cleland is far too liberal for Georgia, but the GOP failed to find a candidate who can give him a serious challenge. Cleland ought to be hurt by his vote for partial-birth abortion, but Georgia Right To Life withdrew its endorsement of Chambliss this week. It claims he has added a "health-of-the-mother" exception to his pro-life stance, which he didn't hold during the primary. Chambliss blames the confusion on his campaign staff. Whatever the truth, the political fallout can't be good.

IOWA
The Matchup: Rep. Greg Ganske (R.) vs. Tom Harkin (D.)
Latest Poll: Harkin leading, 50 percent to 41 percent, by Research 2000
The Line: Folks in Iowa don't adore Harkin — he never wins big — but Republicans can't seem to find a candidate who can beat him. Ganske's hoping for a presidential visit sometime before November 5, but word out of the White House is that other states with closer races need Bush more.

MINNESOTA
The Matchup: Former St. Paul Mayor Norm Coleman (R.) vs. Sen. Paul Wellstone
Latest Poll: Wellstone leading, 47 percent to 41 percent, by the Star Tribune
The Line: A month ago, Wellstone looked much more vulnerable than he does now. Campaigning always has been one of the liberal senator's strong suits, and with the Senate in recess until after Election Day, he must be ranked the favorite. This is perhaps the only state in the nation where an incumbent voted against granting war authority to the president and it actually helped him. Coleman may still prevail, though it's more likely he'll spend much of November wondering why he didn't run for governor.

MISSOURI
The Matchup: Sen. Jean Carnahan (D.) vs. former Rep. Jim Talent (R.)
Latest Poll: Talent leading, 49 percent to 41 percent, by Republican firm American Viewpoint
The Line: Other October polls have shown different results, but the conventional wisdom on this race has it tipping into the GOP column. That's good news for conservatives, as Talent has the makings of a national star. But never underestimate a lingering sympathy vote for Carnahan, who came into office upon the death of her husband.

NEW HAMPSHIRE
The Matchup: Gov. Jeanne Shaheen vs. Rep. John Sununu (R.)
Latest Poll: Shaheen leading, 45 percent to 43 percent, by Democratic firm Greenberg Quinlan
The Line: An exceedingly close race. Sununu's biggest challenge may be motivating the supporters of Sen. Bob Smith, whom he defeated in last month's primary. As fate would have it, Smith may now be in the position of driving Sununu to victory — all he needs to do is hit the campaign trail hard on behalf of the man who cost him his own job. Critics of Smith complained that he wasn't enough of a party loyalist; here is his chance to prove them wrong.

NEW JERSEY
The Matchup: Businessman Douglas Forrester (R.) vs. former senator Frank Lautenberg (D.)
Latest Poll: Lautenberg leading, 52 percent to 43 percent, by Quinnipiac
The Line: The Democrat's last-minute switcheroo appears to be working; Forrester probably would have beaten disgraced senator Bob Torricelli, but now he's trailing Lautenberg. This is a classic gender-gap contest, with men favoring Forrester (by seven points) but women favoring Lautenberg even more (by 24 points). More than half of the electorate thinks it was unfair for the Democrats to have replaced Torricelli, but it also looks ready to reward his replacement.

NORTH CAROLINA
The Matchup: Former Clinton White House chief of staff Erskine Bowles (D.) vs. Elizabeth Dole (R.)
Latest Poll: Dole leading, 50 percent to 40 percent, by Mason Dixon
The Line: Bob Dole couldn't knock off Bill Clinton, but his wife is about to beat one of the former president's top aides. That's nothing to take for granted in North Carolina, which is a southern state that's plenty willing to elect Democrats.

OREGON
The Matchup: Sen. Gordon Smith vs. Secretary of State Bill Bradbury
Latest Poll: Smith leading, 52 percent to 34 percent, by Riley Research Associates
The Line: Democrats once hoped that this race would be close, but Smith is starting to pull away. It's probably over.

SOUTH DAKOTA
The Matchup: Sen. Tim Johnson (D.) vs. Rep. John Thune (R.)
Latest Poll: Thune leading, 43 percent to 40 percent, by CBS News
The Line: The one race that everybody thought would be this year's closest isn't disappointing. South Dakota is GOP-friendly when it comes to presidential races, but keeps sending liberals to the Senate. Thune hopes to defy this trend — though he'll still have to overcome the voter fraud that's evidently taking place in Indian country.

TENNESSEE
The Matchup: Former Gov. Lamar Alexander (R.) vs. Rep. Bob Clement (D.)
Latest Poll: Alexander leading, 50 percent to 34 percent, by Republican firm Ayres, McHenry, and Associates
The Line: It would have taken a big year for Democrats in order to make this race competitive. Alexander is so far in front that he's even running anti-Enron commercials against his opponent. That was supposed to be one of the Democrats' weapons against the Republicans this year. Only one question remains: Will Lamar wear plaid shirts on the Senate floor?

TEXAS
The Matchup: Attorney General John Cornyn (R.) vs. Former Dallas Mayor Ron Kirk (D.)
Latest Poll: Cornyn leading, 47 percent to 37 percent, by Blum and Weprin
The Line: Okay, that's not the latest poll: A pair by Democratic firms show this race much tighter — Kirk is up by one in the first, and Cornyn is up by two in the second. The Blum and Weprin poll is only a couple of days older, and seems more consistent with other findings. The bottom line is that Cornyn will almost certainly win this race, but that Kirk has given him and the GOP a scare that they will have to get used to experiencing in Texas, with its surging growth in the Democrat-leaning Hispanic population. Texas is about to become politically competitive again, especially when there are open seats available."

So, it looks like the GOP needs to hold their leads in Colorado, Missouri, North Carolina, Oregon, South Dakota (WOO-HOOO!!), Tennessee, and Texas, and make comebacks in Arkansas (very feasible, IMHO), Georgia (quite do-able), and maybe Minnesota, while getting EX-Sen. Smith to get with the program in New Hampshire, and appeal to the decency of folks in NooJoisey who know what a National Embarrassment a Lautenburg win would be!!

Let's get hoppin', FReepers!!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"CSPAN to Televise DeeCee FReepers Rally Tomorrow!!"

Be there or y'all be lyin' about it fer the rest of yer life sayin' you wuz!!

Go Ron Lantz Go!!

FReegards...MUD

[hchutch]

Here's an idea:

I sent the following e-mail to Jeb Bush. Your thoguths on the matter would be appreciated.

--

I am sending this e-mail to express a point of concern.

I am hoping that you would be able to convince the President to spend 15 minutes to talk with Howard Stern, a major media figure.

I know Howard Stern is not exactly the type of radio personality that a Republican might listen to (well, this Republican does), but he does have millions of listeners, and it would not hurt to try to reach that potential audience. George Pataki and Christie Todd Whitman have done so in the past, and to great effect.

It would only take 15 minutes of the President's time, and it could get a good portion of people who normally don't vote out to vote.

I appreciate you have taken to read this and look forward to hearing back from you, even if you decide not to follow my advice.

[Mudboy Slim]

As one who is ON-RECORD as being four-square against this outreach concept in 2000, I cannot say I feel the same today. However, I believe you are FReepMailin' the wrong Bush!!

Anybody got Dubyuh's direct email address handy?!

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Wellstone Dead...Clinton Wing of RAT Party Responsible?!"

Somewhere down the line, we shall learn that Clinton's thugs had a hand in this...watch as the Vast LeftWing Medyuh Whore'd springs into action trying to imply the GOP had something to do with this!! I GARE-RON-FReepin'-TEE IT!!

FReegards...MUD

[backhoe]

I'd swear I have it somewhere, but have to leave in a moment- if you don't get it, drop me a reminder & I'll search when I get home & get settled.

[sultan88]

"Plane crashes and Politics" Wish I had the energy to write a book on this topic. We now have Wellstone. Wonder who benefits??

Carnahan became Senator because of a plane crash; so did Virginia's own John Warner. Sen. Tower and Sen Heinz, both Republicans, died in plane crashes, causing a revamping of the Senate. And Ollie North barely escaped his plane crash in 1994. The two easist ways to get rid of a political enemy is food poisening (e.g. Congresman Ashbrook of Ohio - who challenged Nixon at the conservative alternative in 1972) and mysterious small plane crashes.

[Mudboy Slim]

"What Good Am I?!!"
(To be sung to Bob Dylan's "What Good Am I")

What good am I...if I'm like all the rest?
If I just turn away...when Slick's slaughterin' kids...
If I shut myself off...sit 'n' bitch, moan, and whine...
What...good...am...I?!

Why, tell me why...won't the Press tell the Truth?
'Bout Slick's deal with Beijing...'bout the Dead Slick's thugs shoot?
Should I just drink my beer...forget Slick's TREASON and his LIES?!
Whose...FOOL...am...I?!

What good am I...if I fail to FReep?!
Should I lay down in bed...try to restlessly sleep?
When I've seen Waco pictures...children carelessly FRIED...
What...good...am...I?!

Do I tell my kids...that Dad failed the FRee?!
FOLKS, WE MUST MAKE OUR STAND...LET'S DETHRONE WILLIE!!!
Prosecute all his crimes...let's send Slick to Prison!!
Soon, Slick'll RESIGN...or WE'LL RE-IMPEACH!!!

What good am I...if I bless foolish things?
If I cower in the face of...Vile Tyranny?!
Shall I just turn my back...while our Liberties die?!
I...would...rather...die!!

Mudboy Slim

Yo...FReepers!!

The 26th of October 2002 is HAPPENIN' Rain or SHINE...meet in DeeCee at the Washington Monument between eleven and three at Constitution and somethin'...WE MARCH AT HIGH NOON!!!! We will have a stage set up and some excellent speakers!! Bring yer own beverages, lawn chairs, picnic lunches, whatever...and enjoy an afternoon of patriotic speeches, patriotic music, and full-fledged, 100% Clinton-bashin' and Dasshole-REAMIN'!!!

RE-IMPEACH. CONVICT. DETHRONE.

Bookmark this thread and bump it when you can.

Patriotic FReegards...MUD

1 Posted on 08/03/2000 08:21:55 PDT by Mudboy Slim (Clinton@in't.completin'.his.term!!)

Heh heh heh, I revel in my unrequited optimism...MUD

[poet]

Hi Mud;

Paradise Lost, Again

Do you remember what John Milton wrote?
a great poem of note,
he called it Paradise Lost,
we now know what that cost

Now a second Paradise is going away
because we’re being led astray
Americans don’t question anymore,
they accept any political whore

How sad, how very sad
to lose the freedoms that we had
what’s that you say?
has my mind gone astray?

Well let’s review what I write,
hopefully it will shed some light
as liberty takes flight,
while the thieves work through the night

I see laws being passed,
assuring our freedom will not last,
done in the name of security,
soon, we’ll no longer be free

They passed the “patriot law”
and finance reform,
each is flawed,
serfdom will be the norm

Free speech will be restricted,
demonstrations interdicted,
a czar will judge our intent,
we’ll wonder where our freedom went

These people are truly evil,
intent on causing upheaval,
in our values system,
fulfilling their mission

Look what they’ve done to our nation
taking over our schools,
they are an aberration,
turning out non-thinking fools

That’s why the Clintons walk free,
also Terry Mac, Reno and Kennedy,
they’re all involved in serious crimes,
yet not one is doing time

The majority have been put to sleep,
having been molded into sheep,
except for us who speak out loud,
refusing to go along with the crowd

Maybe we’ll win, maybe we’ll lose,
it depends on what Americans choose,
will integrity and honor prevail,
will these criminals be sent to jail?

And the beat goes on

Copyright © 2002 By John J. Lindsay. All Rights Reserved.
October 25, 2992

FReegards to all

[Mudboy Slim]

"October 25, 2992"

Dammit, I feel old...MUD

[poet]

Wow, the senior moment to end all senior moments. If that's not a DUH, I don't know what is 8>)

FReegards

[poet]

You can't say I'm not forward looking.

[Mudboy Slim]

"RATS're Dolts!!"
(To be sung to R.E.M.'s "Catapult")

Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemLib'ral girls!!

The Left's in shock...America's turned them off!!
Cowards with no soul...Moooooglee Sows!! Question...
"Do they diss anything?! Does Left regret a thing?!
Why's Slick still their King?! Don't the Truth mean a thing?!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...Beat DemLib'ral boys!!
Ooooohhh...Teach DemLib'ral girls!!

Let's FRee Iraq, let's fry that damned Saddam!!
Cowards Fear Right's Roll...Shut Left's Mouths!!
Osama bil Clinton, yer mother regrets her kids!!
Fear the Power of the Right!! Some questions...
"Did Slick think he's a King?! Why did Bill bite her lip?
Voters, 'tis YOU I blame!! This year, please Vote fer Change!!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Folks...FReedom hearkens...
Bush...shall seek Justice!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) RATS're Dolts!!

Ooooohhh...FReep DemEffete Boys!!
Ooooohhh...FReep DemAirhead Girls!!
The Left's in Shock...Networks have been turned off...
Cowerin' in White Towers, losin' Power!!
Right Shall Makes Its Stand!! Forefathers, they went thru this...
Fear the Power of Our Roll...NO Question...
"House, it shall RE-IMPEACH!! Senate shall then CONVICT!!
Next, We'll INDICT Left's Creep(s)!! Jury Shall then CONVICT!!"
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Prison 'HO!!
RATS're Dolts!! (RATS are Dolts...) Slick's a 'HO!!

Mudboy Slim (19 August 2002)

BTW...Time to take off the gloves and point out how ridiculous the DemonRAT's Party has become...just a bunch of whinin' LeftyLosers beggin' fer scraps from the Table of the All-Powerful Federal Leviathan!! Quotes, links, cartoons, and personal stories are welcomed if they serve to Educate the Sheeple as to what they're voting for when they vote for any candidate who would vote for either D'asshole or li'l Dickie Gephardt to lead their respective Congressional Caucuses!!

This could get fun...MUD

1 posted on 8/19/02 11:12 AM Eastern by Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

Dude, yer ahead of yer time...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

Some folks don't realize what a responsibility I wuz undertaking when I deigned myself worthy of the nickname...MUD