Caption This: Kennedy-Clinton election photo

AP via Yahoo ^ | Wed Oct 16, 7:57 PM ET | AP Photo/Nick Wass

[F.J. Mitchell]

I almost argued with your spelling, but as you can "c", I know better.

[Digger]

Example #3026 as to why our nation will implode.

[greggery_peccary]

On second thought, these two look like a couple of "poster children" for birth defect research. Put a caption over the photo that reads, "Please Give Generously" and another below it that reads, "So No More Children Turn Out Like This."

[blondee123]

no caption tonite, but just got this joke in email:

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
>evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to
>avoid it, but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her
>driver to go up to the farm house and explain what happened.
>
>About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
>clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one
>hand, an expensive Cuban cigar, and was smiling happily, smeared with
>lipstick.
>
>"What happened?" Hillary asked.
>
>"Well", the driver replied. "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave
>me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate
>love to me."
>
>"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
>
>The driver replied, "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and i just killed the
>old cow."

[MinuteGal]

"Thanks for loaning me Old Crusty to wear tonight, Hillary, but it sure shriveled up that sign in front of me."

Leni

[greggery_peccary]

I think the driver was short-changed. He deserved so much more.

[F.J. Mitchell]

I'm not the judge, but that sounds like a winner to me.

[Contra]

Actually these two could end up in a power struggle in a few years, if the democrats and leftist media is to be believed. They are both considered frontrunners for either vice-presidential or presidential runs, often referred to as "dream" candidates (more like nightmares). Of course when KKT goes down to defeat that could damage her chances because she will be a two-time loser (some years back she lost a congessional run in Maryland to Republican Helen Delich Bentley). History is not on KKT's side - six Lieutenant Governors of Maryland have run for Governor and all six have lost. KKT will make seven.

[greggery_peccary]

Power struggle? Or "Celebrity Death Match"? Swamp Thing vs. The Creature from the "Red" Lagoon?

[barker]

"Thanks, Hil, for not wearing Old Crusty tonight."

She's letting KKT wear it.

[leadhead]

Oscar Wilde on English foxhunting: The unspeakable chasing the uneatable.

[PeaceBeWithYou]

Sniper, sniper, where were you tonight? You could have gotten 2 for 1.

No, I didn't say that, but I did think it.

[RichInOC]

Jim Carrey (l.) and Jeff Daniels (r.) in a scene from the unreleased "Dumb and Dumber" sequel "Lloyd and Harry Go To Washington".

(No, I don't know why they're in drag. Sometimes, you really are better off ignorant, and this is one of them.)

[cschroe]

Together, we'll eat Bush for lunch!

[Mudboy Slim]

Kathleen: "Bi+c#!!"

HildaBeast: "Bi+c#!!"

MUD

[mikrofon]

"De Vile Secretions of the Yucch-Yucch Sisterhood"

[WashingtonCollegeofLaw]

one gun, 2 bullets, problem solved

[austingirl]

No, I beg to differ with your caption, it's "Thanks for letting me borrow old Crusty for tonight!" LOL.

[jmaroneps37]

JUST!! Like a Kennedy, she has her hand on my ash!!

[TMD]

"two cunning runts"

Aha, a cunning linguist, well done.