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Caption This: Kennedy-Clinton election photo
AP via Yahoo ^ | Wed Oct 16, 7:57 PM ET | AP Photo/Nick Wass

Posted on 10/16/2002 8:37:57 PM PDT by weegee

Lt. Gov. of Maryland and Democratic gubernatorial candidate Kathleen Kennedy Townsend, left, waves to the crowd with Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton (news - web sites), D-N.Y, right, at a fund-raiser, Wednesday, Oct. 16, 2002, in Bethesda, Md. (AP Photo/Nick Wass)


TOPICS: Free Republic; Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections; US: Maryland; US: New York
KEYWORDS: 2002election; captionthis; evil; fashionista; kathleenkennedy; lezbos; mrsbillclinton; stalin
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To: Illwind
I almost argued with your spelling, but as you can "c", I know better.
21 posted on 10/16/2002 9:10:41 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell
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To: F.J. Mitchell
Example #3026 as to why our nation will implode.
22 posted on 10/16/2002 9:24:38 PM PDT by Digger
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To: weegee
On second thought, these two look like a couple of "poster children" for birth defect research. Put a caption over the photo that reads, "Please Give Generously" and another below it that reads, "So No More Children Turn Out Like This."
23 posted on 10/16/2002 9:30:59 PM PDT by greggery_peccary
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To: weegee
no caption tonite, but just got this joke in email:

Hillary Clinton and her driver were cruising along a country road one
>evening when an old cow loomed in front of the car. The driver tried to
>avoid it, but couldn't - the old cow was killed. Hillary told her
>driver to go up to the farm house and explain what happened.
>
>About an hour later the driver staggered back to the car with his
>clothes in disarray. He was holding a bottle of expensive wine in one
>hand, an expensive Cuban cigar, and was smiling happily, smeared with
>lipstick.
>
>"What happened?" Hillary asked.
>
>"Well", the driver replied. "the farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave
>me the cigar, and their beautiful twin daughters made mad passionate
>love to me."
>
>"My God, what did you tell them?" asked Hillary.
>
>The driver replied, "I'm Hillary Clinton's driver and i just killed the
>old cow."
24 posted on 10/16/2002 9:34:53 PM PDT by blondee123
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To: weegee
"Thanks for loaning me Old Crusty to wear tonight, Hillary, but it sure shriveled up that sign in front of me."

Leni

25 posted on 10/16/2002 9:37:33 PM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: blondee123
I think the driver was short-changed. He deserved so much more.
26 posted on 10/16/2002 9:37:47 PM PDT by greggery_peccary
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To: Digger
I'm not the judge, but that sounds like a winner to me.
27 posted on 10/16/2002 9:42:55 PM PDT by F.J. Mitchell
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To: weegee
Actually these two could end up in a power struggle in a few years, if the democrats and leftist media is to be believed. They are both considered frontrunners for either vice-presidential or presidential runs, often referred to as "dream" candidates (more like nightmares). Of course when KKT goes down to defeat that could damage her chances because she will be a two-time loser (some years back she lost a congessional run in Maryland to Republican Helen Delich Bentley). History is not on KKT's side - six Lieutenant Governors of Maryland have run for Governor and all six have lost. KKT will make seven.
28 posted on 10/16/2002 9:44:25 PM PDT by Contra
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To: Contra
Power struggle? Or "Celebrity Death Match"? Swamp Thing vs. The Creature from the "Red" Lagoon?
29 posted on 10/16/2002 9:49:49 PM PDT by greggery_peccary
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To: NautiNurse
"Thanks, Hil, for not wearing Old Crusty tonight."

She's letting KKT wear it.

30 posted on 10/16/2002 10:27:20 PM PDT by barker
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To: weegee
Oscar Wilde on English foxhunting: The unspeakable chasing the uneatable.
31 posted on 10/16/2002 11:53:42 PM PDT by leadhead
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To: weegee
Sniper, sniper, where were you tonight? You could have gotten 2 for 1.

No, I didn't say that, but I did think it.

32 posted on 10/17/2002 12:03:55 AM PDT by PeaceBeWithYou
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To: weegee
Jim Carrey (l.) and Jeff Daniels (r.) in a scene from the unreleased "Dumb and Dumber" sequel "Lloyd and Harry Go To Washington".

(No, I don't know why they're in drag. Sometimes, you really are better off ignorant, and this is one of them.)
33 posted on 10/17/2002 12:24:15 AM PDT by RichInOC
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To: weegee
Together, we'll eat Bush for lunch!
34 posted on 10/17/2002 6:32:04 AM PDT by cschroe
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To: weegee
Kathleen: "Bi+c#!!"

HildaBeast: "Bi+c#!!"

MUD

35 posted on 10/17/2002 6:43:29 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim
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To: weegee
"De Vile Secretions of the Yucch-Yucch Sisterhood"
36 posted on 10/17/2002 8:08:15 AM PDT by mikrofon
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To: weegee
one gun, 2 bullets, problem solved
37 posted on 10/17/2002 8:28:10 AM PDT by WashingtonCollegeofLaw
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To: NautiNurse
No, I beg to differ with your caption, it's "Thanks for letting me borrow old Crusty for tonight!" LOL.
38 posted on 10/17/2002 8:30:12 AM PDT by austingirl
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To: weegee
JUST!! Like a Kennedy, she has her hand on my ash!!
39 posted on 10/17/2002 8:32:14 AM PDT by jmaroneps37
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To: Illwind
"two cunning runts"

Aha, a cunning linguist, well done.

40 posted on 10/17/2002 8:40:45 AM PDT by TMD
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