Caption Moose

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[RedBloodedAmerican]

The Moose is loose!

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Let's see you back up your accusation I am flaming Moose over his accent.

Don't you ladies have anything to post at TLS?

[nicmarlo]

Hey, RBA, you're entitled to your opinion....you know better than I about how Moose was in your community. And I don't disagree with you about his needing help. I'm sure this whole matter would be way over the head of most any police chief....they'd all be wise to ask for those trained in these kinds of things. As I told you before, I think, even Bush said a wise man gets smarter men to help him get the job done.

[tgslTakoma]

I think you folks are turning this into a race issue by bringing out the race and ethnicity card. How boring.

I said he was a small-town guy, nothing about his race. No race card brought out by me.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Yeppers, agreed. Bush was wise to surround himself with wise people.

[Brytani]

- A M00se once bit my sister ...

- No realli! She was Karving her initials on the m00se
with the sharpened end of an interspace t00thbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian m0vies: "The H0t Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge M0lars of Horst
Nordfink".

- We apologise for the fault in the
subtitles. Those responsible have been
sacked.


- Mynd you, m0se bites Kan be pretty nasti...


- We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those
responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked
have been sacked.


- M00se trained by TUTTE HERMSGERV0RDENBR0TB0RDA


- Special M00se Effects OLAF PROT
M00se Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL
M00se Choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's M00ses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
M00se trained to mix
concrete and sign com-
plicated insurance
forms by JURGEN WIGG
M00ses' noses wiped by BJORN IRKESTOM-SLATER WALKER


- Large m00se on the left
half side of the screen
in the third scene from
the end, given a thorough
grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level
Geography by BO BENN


- Suggestive poses for the
M00se suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER


- The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked.


- The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at
great expense and at the last
minute.


- Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama
Assisted by
EARL J. LLAMA
MIKE Q. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX
Directed By
40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS
6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS
142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS
14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)
REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON
76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS NEARE PARAGUAY
and
TERRY GILLIAM AND TERRY JONES

[nicmarlo]

you have mail, BTW.

[RedBloodedAmerican]

Thanks, got it. Have a good one!

[SunnyUsa]

LOL...excellent! *ping*

[nicmarlo]

Anyways, at least you know I came and visited the Caption Moose. What I must say, there was a picture that was pretty funny. You probably saw it. Same truck, but the sign said something like "Known snipers aboard" with "DNC" beneath.....that was pretty funny.

[humblegunner]

"RALPH" The Wonder Llama

I went to school with him.. airheaded Jock.

[humblegunner]

I was just being an ass, don't mind me.

[sneakypete]

Get your act togever and don't be so picky.

Das raht,das raht! If u wuz close to fiddy-fi,u wooden' be makin' all dat fun o' de man!

[sneakypete]

Grease stains from Krispy Kreem.

Goober Gore sympathy sweat stains.

[Texas Mom]

Das raht,das raht! If u wuz close to fiddy-fi,u wooden' be makin' all dat fun o' de man!

I am sorry guys. Didn't mean to start something. I just mentioned he butchered the english language.. Never mentioned race or his abilities... I hear a lot of people speak like this, but not usually people who are educated and in a professional position giving press conferences.

[Destructor]

Bullwinkle: "Hey! Watch me pull a suspect outta my hat!"

Rocky: "Again? That trick NEVER works!"

[twigs]

he may have a speech impediment but I think it just plain sloppy or lazy english for a professional to be using

It gets worse. He is a Ph.D. and teaches college to boot.

[Texas Mom]

Yikes..

[KLT]

OMG...RBA...great picture...Snipers r us BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! With the address..I LOVE IT....

That's about how good these guys are.....these perp(s) should have been collared in the first 48 hours...I don't get it...

[KLT]

[texson66]

Which college? I'll be sure to steer my kid away from it!