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Man inserts firecracker in his penis to protest war
Talk radio
| October 10, 2002
| RJayneJ
Posted on 10/10/2002 6:09:02 PM PDT by RJayneJ
My husband heard on Bill Cunningham talk radio in Cincinnati that a war protestor inserted a firecracker in his penis and threatened to light it.
Has anyone heard of this bazaar incident? I have to find this unusual story for my Bulldog Bulletin.
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KEYWORDS: firecracker; richardnoggin; warprotest; whathappen
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To: Pat Bateman
Cunningham has been on Hannity and Colmes several times.
81
posted on
10/10/2002 6:43:06 PM PDT
by
RJayneJ
To: RJayneJ; Orual; aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; Poohbah
"U.S. out of (fill in the blank), or my (fill in the blank) gets it!"
82
posted on
10/10/2002 6:43:22 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: RJayneJ
There once was a guy to remember
Who inserted a squib in his (ahem) member
He flicked on his Bic
And pretty darn quick
His ash was a slow-burning ember.
Leni
To: RJayneJ
Goodness, gracious....great balls of fire!
84
posted on
10/10/2002 6:45:12 PM PDT
by
Velveeta
To: A2J
NEWS FLASH: When hearing of the protester's method, Lorana Bobbitt was quoted as saying, "Dang! Why didn't I think of that?"
85
posted on
10/10/2002 6:45:26 PM PDT
by
A2J
To: RJayneJ
Probably looked like this!
86
posted on
10/10/2002 6:46:00 PM PDT
by
md2576
To: RJayneJ
If he waits too long, wouldn't his bladder just explode and extinguish the fuse?
I think the guys in R & D should take a look at this.
To: MinuteGal
LOL
88
posted on
10/10/2002 6:48:21 PM PDT
by
RJayneJ
To: MinuteGal
The perfect mate for "a nymphomaniacal Jill."
89
posted on
10/10/2002 6:49:06 PM PDT
by
dighton
To: MinuteGal
You are the Limerick Queen! squib... LOL!
To: RJayneJ
Anyone seen Daschle, Byrd or Hillary Clinton, this afternoon??
To: TN4Liberty
Sounds like he has a short fuse.................................
Wasn't it Patton who said "In war, the object is not to blow off your penis. The object is to make the other poor SOB blow off HIS penis."
he is the other poor SOB...............................
92
posted on
10/10/2002 6:56:33 PM PDT
by
Lockbox
To: tall_tex
There are a lot of very funny one-liners...
93
posted on
10/10/2002 7:02:48 PM PDT
by
RJayneJ
To: Wild Irish Rogue
Byrd and Hillary! were on prime time CSPAN, Nothing to say and taking to much time to say it.
To: RJayneJ
A new way to qualify for a Darwin Award!
95
posted on
10/10/2002 7:04:23 PM PDT
by
6ppc
To: md2576
Or this!
Doctor, we're ready for the extremity to be reattached....DOH!
96
posted on
10/10/2002 7:05:16 PM PDT
by
md2576
To: RJayneJ
I'll light it for him.
To: RJayneJ
Even better, he "Detonates" while "in Flagrante Delecto" with a fellow "Leftie!" ------ A "Twofer!"
Doc
To: Bernard Marx
Yeah usually only 3/4 of them would pop when lit in series.
They're still around though.
99
posted on
10/10/2002 7:07:26 PM PDT
by
Bogey78O
To: vetvetdoug
Yes, if he lit the thing there would be a carona and quite an epididymous. Yeah, but you know those do-it-yourself vasectomies can be kind of messy.
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