Black X: "Bubba!!" (Indict DNC Chairman McAuliffe...NOW!!!)

Operation Noble Eagle ^ | 11 September 2002 | Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Bubba!!"
(To be sung to Pink Floyd's "Mother")

Whew...

Bubba...ain't it time you dropped the bong?!
Bubba...you should know the Left's just Wrong!!
Bubba...what'cha think? That Right ain't got no balls?!
Ohhhh...Ahhhh...FReepers gonna raze yer walls!!

Bubba...why'd you run for president?!
Bubba...where's yer shame and embarrassment?!
Bubba...you shall pay fer all yer crimes!!
Ohhhh...Ahhhhh...Justice's justa passion of mine!!

Hush now, Effete Lib'rals, don't you cry...
Mudboy's gonna make all DemRATS' nightmares come true...
FReepers gonna crush all of you Socialist Fools!!
Patriots gonna FReep you right here...FReedom shall ring!!
We shan't believe lies...that the Medyuh doth sing!!
Limbaugh's gonna keep trainin' RightWing to swarm!!
Ohhhh...Bill, Osama...bil,
Ohh...Clinton, ya know Voters Gonna Oust RATS This Fall!!

(hauntingly kewl guitar solo)

Country, do you think we've seen enough...Tyranny?!
Voters, don't you see Slick's dangerous...to the FRee?!
FReepers, Right must tear Left's GoldenBoy apart!!
Oohhhh...Aaahhh...McAuliffe is just the start!!

Hush now, Leftist Medyuh, why'd you LIE?!
Sheeple gonna find out all of the damage y'all do...
FReepers shall educate all Dem Ignorant Fools!!
Country's gonna wake up to Clinton's TREASON...
Bubba, we'll always find out just where you've been,
Mudboy's gonna keep FReepin' 'til Slick's in chains!!
Ooohhhh...Willie, Ooohhhh...Slick Willie,
Ooohhhh Clinton, yer only a Traitor to me!!

Bubba, fer yer Tyranny, boy, you shall fry!!

Mudboy Slim

[Mudboy Slim]

"Sewing is almost an outdated skill that requires patience and ingenuity."

Yep...and it saved us a bunch of bucks back when we had six mouths to feed and folks to clothe on a Navy Lt.'s salary...she still does a lotta needlepoint, afghans and stuff.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"Been overcast all day."

Yep, same here...and we got a lotta rain lately which has been a godsend fer Central VA.

Yeah, fall's probably my favorite season...MUD

[Landru]

Did'ya really have to ping the entire forum to our (rather personal) talk, Mud?
Did'ya, huh?
Why that message had been intended just for you, y'know. :o)
~Whadda hotdogging grandstander.

You seem to forget *I'm* the Judge on a certain bet, eh?
Judges have certain powers, son.
To quote an old song then; just to drive my point home...

*allegro~
"Deputy Sheriff said to me,
'What'chu you come here forrrrrrr BOY!
You better get'cher bags & leave!!
Your in trouble boy & now you're getting into more!!!'
It's the same old storyyyy..."

...capiche? ;^)

[Mudboy Slim]

LOL...sorry, I was just making the point to some other folks who I've either FReeped with or will FReep with on the 26th of October.

Didn't mean to offend...MUD

[Landru]

"Need I say more?! Seriously, do you now understand the impudence of my 'You must believe The Unlikely is Possible before you can exert the necessary Power of Will to make The Unlikely a Reality...' remark?!!"

Of course I can; but, I love teasing you just the same.

That saying has much in common with the immortal words spoken by the greatest practioner of my endeavor who ever lived, too.

...one Bruce Lee.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Whadda hotdogging grandstander?"

To be honest, I've been called worse...MUD

[Landru]

"To be honest, I've been called worse...MUD"

HA!!
I gotta bookmark this one.

Such candor coming from Mudboy Slim??

...as rare as hen's teeth.

[sultan88]

"...you'd know full well that I was 7'0" tall..."

Sorry, I must have confused FReeper Mudboy Slim with basketball star Ralph Sampson. At least they both graduated from UVA and are often seen wandering the streets of Richmond, VA. No wonder I was confused....that and the meds.

[sultan88]

"What color's the sky in yer world, Sultan?!"

Blue skies are here again
Lions will beat Cavaliers again...

[Mudboy Slim]

"I must have confused FReeper Mudboy Slim with basketball star Ralph Sampson."

Them there's Me and Manute Bol Counter-Protestin'!!

LOL...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"That saying has much in common with the immortal words spoken by the greatest practioner of my endeavor who ever lived, too...one Bruce Lee."

Do tell, wise one...MUD

[sultan88]

"...make the drive & spend a 4-dayer, here; whereupon, you can take 'em back with you *if* that Ford truck of your's can *stand* the load."

Here's an idea. Perhaps you could pack that big ole ham and the brewskies in the back of the truck for the trip out there.

[goldilucky]

That's neat to know she does that stuff. I knitted my first pair of slippers when I was 10. I kind of liked it too.

[goldilucky]

I'm expecting some rain this evening.

[Mudboy Slim]

"Perhaps you could pack that big ole ham and the brewskies in the back of the truck for the trip out there."

Another cynical 60's throwback, I presume...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

So, there I was driving east thru Charlottesville yesterday, scratchin' my beard and wondering how the heck the Right's gonna win the Culture War against the Vile, anti-American Leftist RAT Whore'd, when it struck me like a bolt of lightnin'...."Led Zeppelin IV...aka Zoso!!"

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"When the LeftWing Breaks!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "When the Levee Breaks...")

If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!

Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.

RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.

Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem PrisonBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.

All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.

Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!

We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.

Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh. Mudboy Slim

[sultan88]

"...cynical 60's throwback..."

Big Ole Ham and the Brewskies. I thought it was Landru's winnings in that little wager, but it would be a great name for a 60's group after all!

[goldilucky]

Good post, Mudboy!

[Mudboy Slim]

"Heck...Let's ROLLLLLL!!"
(To be sung to Led Zeppelin's "Rock and Roll")

It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help me get it back, help me get it back, help me get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...

It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
I can't count the tears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers ATTACK!! FReepers ATTACK!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.

Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh vows that just couldn't work right.
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE come runnin' in. Let it!

It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.

Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.

Work in progress...MUD