If it keeps on rainin', LeftWing's gonna break...
If Left keeps on whinin', LeftWing's gonna break!!
An' when the LeftWing breaks, RATS have no place to stay!!
Effete Ol' Lib'rals taught US to weep an' moan...yeh...
Elite Ol' Lefties taught US to weep an' moan...
Bush's got what it takes to make a long-time RAT change his vote!!
-ah~oh well, ah~oh well, ah~oh well-ah ooh-ooh.
RATS, don't it make ya feel bad when yer tryin'a find a Hero?!!
All DemRATS have sunken so low!!!!
If yer comin' down South, we got no use fer you...
Best keep gettin' it on to Ol' Castro.
Ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah, ahhh~eah hey hey.
Cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do ya no good, no...
Slick...cryin' won't help ya, prayin' won't do you no good!!
'Cuz when Slick's stonewall breaks, Bubba'll git Dem PrisonBlues!! ah~ooh-hooh.
All last night, I FReeped all DemLefties...Left's Stoned-ahh,
Yep, that's Right, I sat on the levee an' crooned!!
A-thinkin' 'bout McAuliffe and Slick Willie's cellmates ahh-hah.
Ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, ohh-oh-oh, hahhh.
Ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahh-ah-ah, ahhh.
Hey! Oh!
We're rollin'...
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
We're rollin' to DeeCeeTown.
Sorry, but I can't take you~ahhh.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
Goin' down, we're goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down,
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' do__wn.
Ahhh~oooh~ohh.
Slick's goin' down, Slick's goin' down now.
Left's goin' down, Left's goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down now.
I'm goin' down, I'm goin' down-down-down-down-down
~oooh~ooh~ooh~ooh ooh~ooh~ooh. Mudboy Slim
It's been a long time since Right rock an' rolled.
It's been a long time since Right won the War!!
Ooh, help me get it back, help me get it back, help me get it back,
Mmmm-Patriots, let's whup Left's SCUM!!
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time!! Yes it has...
It's been a long time since Right whupped Left's SCUM!!
I can't count the tears of Left's Blight, that's not love.
FReepers ATTACK!! FReepers ATTACK!! FReepers ATTACK!!
Mmmm-Nation, it needs Right's help!!
Whoah~ooh~oh ~whoah~ooh~ooh~hohh.
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Ahhh-ahh~ahh ahh~ahh.
Hohhh, it seems so long since Truth beamed in the moonlight,
RAT Med'yuh vows that just couldn't work right.
Hahh-yeah! Holster your arms, holster your arms, holster your arms,
Mm-Nation, let yer VOTE come runnin' in. Let it!
It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Yeah~hey.
Yeah~ay~ay.
Yeah hey.
Yeah hey.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah.
Ooh-yeah, ooh~ooh-yeah. It's been a long time, been a long time, been a long
Lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time.
Work in progress...MUD